Daddysahole
@daddysahole.bsky.social
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Not a practicing homosexual. I already perfected it. NYC/NJ Shore/sometimes PS 🏳️🌈⬇️😈
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Asked my therapist if my hypersexuality could be a symptom of depression. He said shut up and keep sucking
10 months ago
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Uh oh. Think I picked up a stomach bug. Flu? WTF?!! I had my flu shot. Prayers please 🙏
about 12 hours ago
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Doing some Xmas shopping today. HBU?
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about 14 hours ago
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Did my laundry Saturday, so hot (potentially bi-curious) neighbor won’t be seeing me today. I can play hard to get too
about 16 hours ago
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Happy 4th anniversary to this gem
about 17 hours ago
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My new beau has the prettiest ďıck (and knows it). We’re finding a date so I can spend an entire day just serving and worshipping it 😍😍😍
1 day ago
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Spent the night at new beau’s place. He’s dreamy. An absolute dream I tell you
1 day ago
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Highlight of dinner with new beau and his friends: sneaking into mens room stall so he could inspect my plug
2 days ago
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Last night dinner with new beau and his friends was fun. Good call by the new beau on making me wear a b*tt plug. I felt less nervous and so damn naughty
2 days ago
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Successfully charmed my new bf’s friends at dinner— and all while plugged, as he instructed
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2 days ago
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Ever tried inserting a b*tt plug while in the passenger seat of a moving car? It ain’t easy. Ask me how I know
2 days ago
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Dinner with new beau tonight. Meeting his friends. Not freaked out at all. NO SIR. NOT. AT. ALL
2 days ago
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Dinner with new beau tonight. Meeting a couple of his friends. That’s no big deal, right? 😬
3 days ago
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What’s Mamdani’s plan to get more hot, daddy-loving tops in my dms?
4 days ago
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Update:
add a skeleton here at some point
4 days ago
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Hosting another faceless anon dıck at lunchtime
4 days ago
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Almost every time I look up from my desk today, my hot straight (cocktease) coworker winks and whispers “hi baby” or “hi pretty girl”
5 days ago
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My hot straight (cocktease) coworker doing a new thing: Comes up behind my chair, wraps bicep around my neck, squeezes. Runs other hand over my chest. STG it makes me whimper
5 days ago
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My hot straight (cocktease) coworker says he can’t concentrate when I’m in the office “looking so pretty” 🫠
5 days ago
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WFH. Virtual meetings back to back. Might need to be ⚡️plugged ⚡️to get me through it
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6 days ago
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You know what? I’m not doing this “standard” time bs. Over it. Boycotting. Moving my clock ahead 1 hour. Fck it
6 days ago
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In lobby chatting cheerfully with sexy building maintenance man like he didn’t skull f*ck me half to death this morning
6 days ago
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Hot straight (cocktease) coworker back from gym. Bricked hard. Snaking down his thigh like it’s trying to jail break
7 days ago
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Hot straight (cocktease) coworker to me jn: “My babygirl looking all happy this morning. I know what thats about” 😏
7 days ago
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It’s Monday, queers. Shoulders back, chin up, shake those hips. Let’s show the straights how it’s done
7 days ago
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Thank you Dodgers! I’m now a fan for life 🎉🎊🍾🧢⚾️ 🎉🎊🍾
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7 days ago
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Hot (potentially bi-curious) neighbor looking like a snack in laundry room this morning: sexy stubble, hair tousled, sleepy smile. Damn, he’s so fine
8 days ago
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Hot (potentially bi-curious) neighbor in laundry room this morning🙂 Evil gf came with him ☹️
8 days ago
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About last night: Got spanked. Wanted it. Needed it. Deserved it. Still feeling it
8 days ago
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Got my 🐈⬛ beat up so bad last night somebody should report my man to the ASPCA
8 days ago
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New bf says if Toronto loses, I’m getting a spanking. I’ve never been this invested in a sports event in my life
8 days ago
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Date night with new beau: Apartment cleaned, dinner prepped, bedsheets changed. Showered, exfoliated, moisturized. Downstairs immaculate and fresh as a daisy 🤭
8 days ago
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New beau coming over to my place tonight. The anticipation has me positively wet and twitching
9 days ago
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Disappointed this month not to see more hot men on here crushing pumpkins with their enormous thighs
9 days ago
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I always give the most candy to the kids with hot dads.
#Sorrynotsorry
(Extra candy if hot dad is in costume)
10 days ago
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Removing all the fun-size Milky Ways from the candy bowl before trick-or-treaters arrive
10 days ago
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My favorite under-appreciated Halloween candies: tootsie rolls, raisinets, peppermint patties, whoppers, Swedish fish
10 days ago
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Might have overdone it at the gym
10 days ago
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Did NOT want to go to the gym this morning. Until gym buddy reminded me the two hot bearded brothers would be there
10 days ago
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Going to friend’s house in suburbs tomorrow. Handing out candy to all the cute kids and hard cider to all the hot dads 😉
11 days ago
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Behold the glorious, camp, fever-dream absurdity of the 1976 Paul Lynde Halloween Special. The pinnacle of 70s American culture
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11 days ago
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If you look like this, hmu
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12 days ago
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Paint me like one of your bukkake girls Is this anything?
12 days ago
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My apt building manager asked if my evil neighbor was still causing problems. (She’s not). Then said “Have you SEEN her boyfriend? That man is hot”
13 days ago
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Noon bļow-n-go back on!! Sexy building maintenance man coming to “check on my new dishwasher.” He had me submit an official work order 🤣😂🤣
13 days ago
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My noon bļow-n-go canceled. ☹️. Going to see if my sexy building maintenance man wants a repeat of yesterday 😉
13 days ago
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ME: So, same time next week? MY THERAPIST:
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13 days ago
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This should have done numbers. I’ll workshop it and repost again next autumn
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14 days ago
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It’s cuffing season. Need a man to cuff me upside the head with his big ole …
14 days ago
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It's sweater weather! (Or jumper wumper if you’re British)
14 days ago
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My hot (potentially bi-curious) neighbor was not in laundry room this morning. Playing hard to get
15 days ago
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