We got a gift from Chewy Claus today 🥹

Proud to say I did, in fact, manage to watch at least 1 documentary per week this year! Here's a list of everything + updated ratings and notes: lowbuytime.substack.com/p/2025-docum...

Despite my cats trying to give me a heart attack this week, they are still exceptionally cute.

Poe Poe was sick all weekend and I had to take her to the emergency vet this morning. When I got home, Stanley had chewed up the shower curtain and potentially eaten a magnet, so I had to go right back. Overall, everyone is fine, but today was just literally the WORST 🥺

In case you were wondering how Poe and Stanley are getting along…

Hi, it should be illegal to have a full conversation over speakerphone on public transit at 7:30AM. That is all.

Everyone say hello to Stanley!

It’s been a minute since I shared any Poe pics, so let’s fix that.

She's no longer unemployed!!! ✨

My sister was just here for a few days and wow I didn’t realize how much I needed that 🩷

I think these are the best nails I’ve ever done ✨

To avoid looking at my email (waiting to hear about a job!), I am trying to distract myself. Haven't watched a documentary in a bit. What's the best one you've seen recently?

My entire instagram is Burning Man and Taylor Swift's engagement and I think I need to delete social media for a week.

I can NEVER remember the name of the movie Parasite. And it's one of my favorites. But whenever I want to watch it, I have to google "Korean movie Oscar" or "Korean movie infection" in order to find it 😑

Random plug, but being unemployed has given me free time to revive my YT channel! www.youtube.com/@WhereTheLoc...

Falling asleep in the airport lounge, but it was worth it! #blackpink

New York, why do you have to be 100 degrees the very few days I am there!? That's so rude.

Spot the difference

Welp. I am officially unemployed as of today! 🙃 lowbuytime.substack.com/p/i-got-laid...

Last full week of employment 🙃

Happy National Caesar Salad Day to all who celebrate!

Had the dreaded unexpected call with HR this morning. If anyone knows of any Customer Service manager jobs, I will be unemployed as of July 15th. Any leads would be really appreciated!

We're halfway through the year, so I thought I'd share the list of docs that have gotten a 5⭐️ rating: Food Inc. Beyond Utopia American Murder: Gabby Petito 20 Days in Mariupol Grenfell: Uncovered Of the 31 I've watched, those are the best!

I think my favorite hobby is going to a fancy grocery store with no budget and just walking up and down the aisles for as long as possible.

Some thoughts post bilateral salpingectomy: 10/10 the best decision I've ever made. (Minus adopting Poe Poe.)

Overall, a 10/10 experience. I have never felt so validated in a decision, and every doctor/nurse I met was so wonderful. Pain is so far pretty minimal, I have Poe Poe to (carefully) cuddle, and life is good 💕

Just got my check-in time for my bisalp tomorrow ✨ We don't need no fallopian tubes in this house!

Spent $500 to find out she wasn’t eating just because she was mad I went on vacation 😎

I just have to share the coolest birthday gift anyone's ever gotten me. It's a vintage matchbook stand!!

Testing the limits of my jetlag by seeing Titanic at the theater tonight 😬

I knew you all were good people✨

Poll! When you’re boarding a plane, do you… 1. Push your carry-on in front of you 2. Drag your carry-on behind you

There is a special place in hell for people who use their electronics in public without headphones 😑

Happy pub day to the bestest friend in the whole world! I’m so proud of you! 💕

When the jet lag hits and you’re awake at 4am and coffee shops don’t open until 6 🫠

I wish I could take you with me 😭

Liv and Bernie UC? IDK. I need this to exist.

Took me three hours, but my nails are ready for London!

Holy banana peels

Let this woman wear blue more often! I've been saying this for yearsssss.

Successfully stalked the FedEx man and happy early birthday to meeeee!

My sole mission today is stalking the FedEx man. I will not let them tell me I wasn't home to sign for my package and have to wait days to go get it. NOT ON MY WATCH.

Surprise! Our favorite criminal on the run, Reggie Bogdani, is apparently a cop now (aka he's in Long Bright River).

When you don’t have any sweets in the house, but you have all the ingredients to make some 🍽️

I need someone to explain to me the allure of Labubus and Hachipupus. Also, the names alone are too much. The elder millennial in me is crying.

Saw Sinners last night and literally my first thought, before how incredible the music was and how much I enjoyed it, was *wow, I am old and require subtitles on everything now.*

Happy Met Gala Day to all who celebrate ✨

On a (very) positive note, after 5 years, my autoimmune disease is in remission!!! My doctor emailed me this morning! While it's not permanent, hopefully I get a few good years symptom and infusion-free, and I'm SO EXCITED!!

Thanks to an abrupt, unexpected bus stop last night, my phone went flying and today I get to spend way too much money to buy a new one. 😑

Poe Poe has figured out how to open my closet, which means there is no longer a single place in this apartment that is safe.