𝔻𝕣𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕚𝕟, ——— #jjbarp #mvrp ——— ℍ𝕚𝕘𝕙 𝕠𝕟 𝕔𝕠𝕔𝕒𝕚𝕟𝕖.

Melone. 💢

No way in fucking HELL am I going to be a grandpa this early.

Where is my girlfriend.

( HE DOESNT WANT TO SEE ASS?? GOD FORBID )

( Hands thrown in the air, walking out the door. Nope. Not lingering here. )

COVER UP. 💢

I’m going jogging, I don’t want ass hairs in my cereal.

WHY IS HIS ASS OUT.

. . .Anyways. I’m not bailing him out of trouble this time. I have actual work to do.

Do what? Jack off?

I suddenly have the need to spend time with my girlfriend and only my girlfriend. How convenient.

Why are you talking about me eating ass? Are you stupid?

Both of you are awful.

// Art trade done by a friend of mine of ghia and my oc, @pinkflloyd.bsky.social aughhhh 🥹🥹💕 forgot to share this

No.

FUCK PLAY— OH. ( That’s a young child. Oops. 💧 ) Nothing! You didn’t— Don’t say that word, alright?

Just heard the worst slur of my life, I— I’m not even out???

Good. Fuck PlayStation.

.... I'm gonna kill the playstation guy

What the fuck are you talking about?

Risotto fell asleep with his eyes open again and it’s freaking me out.

A little too late for that retort, no? Heh.

You literally walked right into that one.

( He/Him. )

Deez/Nuts.

Those aren’t my pronouns.

Had a dream about my girlfriend as a catgirl. . . What does this say about me? 💧

Team griefers can actually go and choke.

FUCKING SCAMMERS. 💢

// god i feel bad for not exploring other ships outside of my comfort ones rn but genuinly it’s a battle with my audhd bpd having ass so I’m rly sorry if I’m not exploring other ships as much as I said I would. Hhgh I want to get better at this but it’s a slow effort pls be patient ( I am hormonal )

No more sugar. Please. I need to watch my figure.

My fucking foot fell asleep. 💢

Special underwear athletes wear to protect their penis.

I’m stealing the warm blankets. 💢💢

I FUCKING HATE JOCKSTRAPS I’M GONNA FUCKING— ( loud whimper. The misery ) I told him not to tighten it, that fucking ASSHOLE. 💢

OW MY FUCKING DICK!!!

( YAWWWWN. ) The rain makes me so tired. . . I haven’t been able to go jogging in a week, I’m getting a little pudgy. . .

I didn’t think he’d take personal notes on all of my lectures growing up, Jesus.

You got it, never mind. ( ☺️ )

Oi. Melone.

What the fuck is he yelling about. . .??

—— I ONLY DID WHAT I THOUGHT WAS RIGHT. I HAVE NO REGRETS. #jjbarp #mvrp

<— unaware.

. . .Fuck.

I kindly wish for my team leader to shut the fuck up. He’s making me insecure. 💧