Zonked!

(well i guess England gonna England)

I juss fownd out yoo guise not noe ime huche. I way 16 pownz 7.3 kilos fir mine metric frenz. Do nit be scurred!

Helo?!?

Well mine boy Embappy score. now da Frances am up by 2 so I juss gonna take an littol nappy!

Pro tip: use yoo back leggie to hold yo dade down. Back leggies are strongest!

Why dese buntheads set of the sky boombooms while we try to watch Frinch?

I luv watchin sports wid mine dade!

Why yoo watch dese tiny men. I much biggur anstrongur than they!

I allow dis cuz I juss luv bein tuched. Espeshully by Dade!

I drinked an hole bottle of scotch lass nite. It gives me superb powers! I can now melt bad bboys with my eyes! So everyone be v v good!

Oh no frens! I juss saw on here dat its Fathers Day! I didn’t get Dade anyting 🙀! Him goin to play golf wit our boys so maybe I can kill a mowse an leave it in the bed for him for when he come homb. Pretend that was plan all along.

dreamin bout eating more turnkey lunchy meats on dis nice snoozy sundae morny.

Hey ebryboddy gess whut! I getter a piece of lunchy meet turnkey! Juss for the me!

🍞🐈 ♥️🪓 💪🪓🪵

Dis da face i gib when Dade say I am 9 years of old and it time to stop bein so baby.

( Dade here: watching the France game in spanish. I speak very little spanish but i can watch it free this way. When Barcola scored they showed the replay and the announcer put on a fake accent and said” ooh la la oui oui” and it was the best moment if the entire world cup so far)

Gotta get mine belleh rubbs before bed tymes

Dade have ordered am peetza. I Want It!

Ebbryting iz ok now!

Who am dat stranger at da bottom ob mine stebs. Wate a minnitt… DADEE!!!!

Dade coen take a pichur of my bunt the catte innernets is doin a thing. Gord dammit him still not here. I forgetted during my nap. How many day til Sunday.

(Dade here, generally enjoying vacation and getting away from a stressful work environment. But damn do i miss my buddy. The price i pay is not being able to sleep without him there. Here is a classic Taako pic for his friends)

Looky how sad i am looking. Dade is going away for 8 dayes. I am abandoned. I had enuff ob his shid. The stoopid doug is my new dade now eben tho she is girl and yonger then me and so stoopid an stimky.

Do an intense #hedgewatch - parking lot type- naybor kids are throwin a feeties ball 🏈. It bettur stay off mine tiny lawn!!!

Dade out ob shorts todai. He skip work and go to place called funeral instead. He seem sade so i be actin xtra cutie to make him feel gooder. hoomans am hard work.

shut the dang teevee off. It tyme for bedd.

guys, Daddey am home. I go rite back to bein the happyest snuggoliest bboy!

I hab been abandoned. i am in deap depreshun!

Shocking terryfying things going on hear at Casa de Taakito. Mine Dade has told the me dat he plans to eat mine belly! I am so scurred dat mine leggies won’t work.!

When i recubber from the 70 pounds ob food, 2 cases ob lucky cat beer, half gallon ob nip and the one pawesome stunt I did this weekend I gotta finush my recap of my first avenchure. Prolly, maybee.

I hab been ober stimulated all day long! #nipfest2026 Is licherally to exsiting. Imma go find that sunset spot Bertie shared an have my last cupple Lucky Cat beers an listen to mine boom box. Connie is chilli too.

1) recap ob day 2 of mine 1st avanchure for like pospairity. I wake up late fromm my gabby pentan haze. Non ob da udder kittehs were around an i walked out in to dese woods . Udder cattes were prollyup 30 minutts befour dawn makin ruckus as is our custom.

Nite nite ebbryone. It was so nise too lurn so mush about yoo all. i decided to take da transporter back to my bed for the nite. Dade needs the me ya know! an i stay nirmal size dis time. See ya tomorrow!

I had kwite a dey. I recap for prospairaty! First I guilt Dade in to buy the a Star Trenk tranzporter

Dade i tink dese peeple need a noo boat!

Dade is home from long day ob work at hossypittle. an da week enn is here. We has a littol cuddol an scritches before we has din din.

Bright eyed, full belly an ready to do sum kay oss before first nap!

Look at this coole noo box Dade order for the me. It fit me prefektly and has crinkly papur in it. Is it Crispmouse already?

suns up.don’t care. Still Eepin. Mite juss eep til Caturday.

So eepy!

I dreamin of a world where kittehs live as long as tortusses an we helfy an happy Da hole tyme. it how it shood be! juss a bunch of nice helfy habby pretti kittehs!

it get cold agin. Time for snoggle Dade time.

Dade their is 2 zillyon birbs out dair!

This is me giving Dade the stimky eye after i got out ob my carrier yesterday. i manage to not peepee on mineself on way home from gramma house (we no diskus trip there). i enjoyed ham an roast beef an sum macky cheez noodols After I calm down an get clean up. But I HATE THE CAR!!!

Was so excited for mine Got Yoo day that I caused a littol ruckus at 3 am an woke dade up. He couldn’t go back to sleep. I do not have that problum!

Frens it is only 3 days til mine Got The Too Day. Dade says it is holiday that day so he going to family dinner. But guess what! My Grammy say to bring me too! I gonna get hams and beef and see my hooman cuzzins for Got Me Day! I AM SO EXCITY I GET SLEEPY!

Toonite we watch vidjio about baby catte gettin feisty wit older sibbling. I wood bap they but den clean dey when dey calm down.

Pleez enchoy the 3 frekkies on my big bean.

It time for bed. i watchin this vidio about an big outsyde bboy who ask to come inside. So he did cuz who cood turn down dis man! All da kittehs should hab opshun to go inside.