Shocking terryfying things going on hear at Casa de Taakito. Mine Dade has told the me dat he plans to eat mine belly! I am so scurred dat mine leggies won’t work.!

When i recubber from the 70 pounds ob food, 2 cases ob lucky cat beer, half gallon ob nip and the one pawesome stunt I did this weekend I gotta finush my recap of my first avenchure. Prolly, maybee.

I hab been ober stimulated all day long! #nipfest2026 Is licherally to exsiting. Imma go find that sunset spot Bertie shared an have my last cupple Lucky Cat beers an listen to mine boom box. Connie is chilli too.

1) recap ob day 2 of mine 1st avanchure for like pospairity. I wake up late fromm my gabby pentan haze. Non ob da udder kittehs were around an i walked out in to dese woods . Udder cattes were prollyup 30 minutts befour dawn makin ruckus as is our custom.

Nite nite ebbryone. It was so nise too lurn so mush about yoo all. i decided to take da transporter back to my bed for the nite. Dade needs the me ya know! an i stay nirmal size dis time. See ya tomorrow!

I had kwite a dey. I recap for prospairaty! First I guilt Dade in to buy the a Star Trenk tranzporter

Dade i tink dese peeple need a noo boat!

Dade is home from long day ob work at hossypittle. an da week enn is here. We has a littol cuddol an scritches before we has din din.

Bright eyed, full belly an ready to do sum kay oss before first nap!

Look at this coole noo box Dade order for the me. It fit me prefektly and has crinkly papur in it. Is it Crispmouse already?

suns up.don’t care. Still Eepin. Mite juss eep til Caturday.

So eepy!

I dreamin of a world where kittehs live as long as tortusses an we helfy an happy Da hole tyme. it how it shood be! juss a bunch of nice helfy habby pretti kittehs!

it get cold agin. Time for snoggle Dade time.

Dade their is 2 zillyon birbs out dair!

This is me giving Dade the stimky eye after i got out ob my carrier yesterday. i manage to not peepee on mineself on way home from gramma house (we no diskus trip there). i enjoyed ham an roast beef an sum macky cheez noodols After I calm down an get clean up. But I HATE THE CAR!!!

Was so excited for mine Got Yoo day that I caused a littol ruckus at 3 am an woke dade up. He couldn’t go back to sleep. I do not have that problum!

Frens it is only 3 days til mine Got The Too Day. Dade says it is holiday that day so he going to family dinner. But guess what! My Grammy say to bring me too! I gonna get hams and beef and see my hooman cuzzins for Got Me Day! I AM SO EXCITY I GET SLEEPY!

Toonite we watch vidjio about baby catte gettin feisty wit older sibbling. I wood bap they but den clean dey when dey calm down.

Pleez enchoy the 3 frekkies on my big bean.

It time for bed. i watchin this vidio about an big outsyde bboy who ask to come inside. So he did cuz who cood turn down dis man! All da kittehs should hab opshun to go inside.

Before bed times dade puts on a vidio about a kitteh for the me

Giving suttle hints its time for beddy times

Well shid! The white stuff finally go away dis week and now dem say there gonna be new white stuff toomorroe. I dreamin ob going to Arooba wit dade. He say it always warm there. Wonder if i cood catch a fishie?

I wate all daye to get cuddols but once i get them i am the happyesst liddol guy

I getting nervous! It am Febbyary 13 an I don’t noe if any one will be mine Ballyntine. what if I have to seddle for Dade. I will be called a dorkus!

The weekend have started an i gonzider drinking dades Jim an Tonic from yeddi cup

I not louk at da camra cuz cool as henk!

I send slow blinkies to all my frens in da fone! I luv yoo all!❤️❤️❤️

Chanjing things up an eepin on my thrown this caturday. It v v cold today but it nice inside. Dade got the heat heated way up. Thank gord his meddysin make him cold.

Guys i luv my spings. Dem so fun to chase!

We end owr lazee Sumday by lay in bed watchin Toxic Avenchure! Hope ebberyone enchoy they weeken!

Hey! What yoo doin ober there?

Come play with mi turtle with a fether tale wit mi.

As I lay here worm an toasty I am having dreams about all da out side kittehs I see out mine window. i dream that that they are inside an toasty to. Its nice to dream.

Dade: some people say cats don’t really love you. I say look at this picture of Taako sitting between my legs and looking at me. Now admit you are a dumbass.

Hi frens! Hope everyone has a wurm and cozee lap to sit on on this cold day. I so jell us if my frens who live some wherr wurm.

I’m juss taking a littol nap during this footsball game so I can stay up late to watch the TortieMinors game with the bboys.

Dade this game is ober. Can we watch the birdie tee vee in stedd. Please.

It has bean a nite, dade very fussy. He happy,den he angy an yell at tv, then he happy agane. something about sum Hurrycanes. Whatevs it bed time an everyone here happy for first time in a whyle. Nite nite frens.

These times seams darck but I am so glad I have all mine kitteh frens. juss seing all yoo byootiful kittehs makes things a litle bettur. I luv all of the yoo.

I’ll make fun of him but it ruled that Mario Cristobal was asked what his team needed to win and his on-air answer was “more violence”

We in bed watchin the football. Dade is so happy an I is slleepy from the excites.

I have re seeved my first gift for crisp mouse! He is a fish he crinkly insides. I love he! We are playing fetch wid mr Fish while we wait on grammy.

How can dade leave for work on Crisp Mouse when I look at he like this at the door.

Getting early morning snuggles in cuz Dade has to werk. He not be home til 9 pee em. Why they not close the stoopid hossypital for Crisp Mouse.

We watch colledje footballs and our team won. Dade yelled when yhey win an I run away! But I come rite back an ee sellybrate wit bellly rubs. A happey daddey give the best rubbies.

Why watch footballs, when you can watch Taaki?

Dade has akwired a segund blankie for the bed cuz it am cold. It is fuzzy and I luv it v v much!

Me give a stern looke at mine dade.had to have talk wif him about him shiddy secratory work. When he tipe some ob mine post me he make so nanny tipe o’s. Where yoo dang glassses so yoo can proof reed you blind old mann! I no have fingers but i still do bettur job.