James Martin (chef) Suffering due to lack of Eastern European staff. Awe, Brexit not going too well?

For $14m you would expect more than just paint.

I just don't get Trumps thoughts on his stance, he looks like someone stole his Zimmer frame.

Whitby divine intervention tidal surge forces Wetherspoons to clean tables and carpets.

"Coming over here, bringing their weather"

How can you have a President that doesn't want the States to be United? #trump

Mike Johnson, he knows everything one day and knows nothing when it suits him.

350 is Trumps goto. Trump demands $350B Pentagon infusion--Democrats Say $350 Million From Trump Tax Bill Funds White House Ballroom--Judge orders Trump to pay $350 million in civil fraud suit-- President Donald Trump again described as ripping “a scar 350 feet long” in the pool. #trumpliar

Shopping just got more interesting at Sainsbury's. I left my half full trolley at the new self service checkouts as it didn't work and the run off her feet problem solver was in a queue of alarms asking for help. I'm now heading to Aldi to buy (with confidence) my shopping. #sainsburys #aldi

Hey Kemi BadEnoch, thanks for the fashion tip, I'll soon be looking good like Andy Burnham. #toryscumbags

Trivia Question: In a high security location. How long does a man take to cut a 350 foot gash in a filled pool whilst pulling the bonded coating out, without being seen and stopped. #trumplies

Imagine, if Trump doesn't get to pardon all his co-conspirators.

It's fine, when you pay millions for a service you get a warranty. Unless you received a cut!!

A proven tactic that has always worked, cut off the fuel. Tanks don't run on gold.

Nigel Farage £5million to his personal account. Bribery,the act of offering, giving,receiving,soliciting something of value to influence the actions of someone in charge of a public or legal duty. Corruption,meaning the abuse of entrusted power or position for personal or organizational gain.

Has Nigel Farage blamed Obama for his £5million backhander yet.

I would like to see an independent contractor calculate a quotation for the same job. Just as a comparison.

Well that's something no one can believe, Trump using "honesty in a sentence"

Is it time to drain the swamp in the White House?

I've just moved house without inspecting the trees properly, to my horror one of them looks like Michael Gove, please advise. I'm seething constantly!! #gove #tory

Who does the BBC represent?

Trumps latest Grift. White House Pea Soup, $25 a gallon.

That's worth putting on the side of a bus

In America you have MAGA. In the UK we now have this, not sure on the name yet but it's like a pride march for retarded medieval racists. (about 50 of them} #southampton #racists

We need to start calling the media out for spreading the lies. It's a lie #itsalie

US-Iran "talks" continue. Trump plays his ace and pulls a dance that he thinks wins wins wins

Was Trump worth the cost to the US?

You've got to hand it to them, they actually believe they are in the running. Reform UK currently has 8 Members of Parliament (MPs) sitting in the House of Commons. UK Parliament consisting of 650 total seats, Reform UK MPs represent 1.23% of all MPs.

Maybe it's time the press asked Nigel Farage a few random football questions. #fakefarage

Trump deal with Iran is finalised when he personally receives his cut.

Will the Boss do an acoustic of YMCA?

The question no one ever asked. "What colour pyjamas do Darth Vader wear for bed?"

Considering his chronic asthma Darth Vader still managed to put his work clothing on every day.

The White House Rejecting Pool has turned green in shame.

When the Far Right "protest" in the UK they target law enforcement. Are they protesting law?

The bidding has begun. How much will Trump have to pay this time?

Paint is peeling in Trump's renovated Washington Reflecting Pool. It was never about the pool, it was about the money$. The historic pool was drained and refinished in a $14.7 million no-bid contract.

This is how everyone should deal with Trump.

Is Hegseth listed as a contagen yet?

My response to Farage talking about the Labour Makerfield election result.

Nigel Farage revealed his most successful policy to date. To have a pint in front of several photographers like a poor man of the people. #farage£5million

Interesting Fact: Did you know there are 15,696 racists in Makerfield that would be happy to lose everything under a Farage Rule.

Words from FELON 47

Good Job Donald, everything is going to cost more now that Iran is charging to use Hormuz. Someone please RELEASE THE TRUMP-EPSTEIN FILES and get him to jail, quickly. #trump #hormuz #iran

What amazes me is they let them gain access initially.

Trumps lapdog Nigel Farage protecting Trumps grift #$TRUMP

When you think you have all the cards and realise no one wants to play.

"Pete, Can you now say whether you will hold Trump in your administration accountable for the strike on a school that killed more than 100 children?"

The Art of the deal so far. Iran to be paid $300bn to rebuild and if they don't comply Trump will destroy more until they give up. How much will Trump pay to rebuild this time?

I've completed my pediatric cancer research. To conclude: This is him.