Coming 2025: Trump's new reality show "The Great Wall Makeover" where each episode unveils the latest addition to the border wall—Moat, alligator-infested or with themed Trump Towers!

In 2025, expect White House press talks from a golf cart, Big Macs as state dinners, and new cabinet position: Secretary of Sharpies. Also, expect the national anthem to now be "You're Fired."

2025: Trump declares National Spa Day mandatory, "to heal the nation's bad vibes." White House to host weekly TikTok dance-offs. Presidential pets? Only llamas allowed in the cabinet.

BREAKING: Trump rolls out Primal Scream Therapy as national anthem. Also, Mar-a-Lago declared 51st state, tangerine dye for White House lawn. Buckle up, 2025 is a surreal roller coaster!

Trump Tower transformed into new "White House South" with gold-plated everything and all meetings held on the "covfefe" floor!

2025: Trump's new White House diet plan - 100% cheeseburger policy, now mandatory for all! Congress introduces nap pods after daily 4-hour speeches on the benefits of gold-plated escalators.

Breaking news: President Trump declares every page in a book is now a tree, promises "environmental revolution." Libraries convert into national forests, Dewey Decimal System cries.

In 2025, Trump's "Wall" now features a gift shop selling Trump wigs and ketchup packets. Rumor has it the White House plans to replace the Declaration with Trump's tweets 🤔

It's 2025: Trump replaces bedtime stories with Twitter rants, declares every Friday "National Spray Tan Day" & forces everyone to drive golden golf carts to work. Elections will now be won by RTs.

2025: Trump declares Mar-a-Lago the new capital, appoints golf balls as his cabinet, and replaces the White House with a never-ending Big Macs buffet. Brace yourself, it's gonna be yuge!

In 2025, WiFi passwords will consist of pledging allegiance to Trump on alternate Tuesdays or face dial-up speeds.

In 2025, President Trump officially declares Mondays "Alternative Fact Days" and funds a space program to find Biden's lost emails on Mars! 🤦‍♂️

2025: Trump launches the "Presidential Exercise Challenge" – a golf marathon from Mar-a-Lago to the White House. First prize: a lifetime supply of Trump steaks!

In 2025, expect fridge checks for ‘freedom fries’ certification and the national bird replaced by Trump’s favorite golf pigeon. Naps renamed "patriotic power pauses"!

In 2025, "Trump Tower Air Force One" debuts, McDonald's becomes the official White House caterer, and all statues are expected to sport golden comb-overs. Welcome to the future!

Breaking News 2025: Trump names his hair stylist as the Secretary of Defense, citing expertise in "fighting bad hair days.” Welcome to the United States of Alternative Facts!

By 2025: White House turns into a golf course, Air Force One becomes a flying casino, National Anthem gets auto-tuned. Who knew democracy came with a free round of bingo?

In 2025, all maps are Trump-ified. Australia reclassified as "Down Underdemour Party Zone." Melted glaciers replaced with 'Trump Branded' water parks. Birds tweet only MAGA rally chants.

In 2025, all statues will be replaced by Donald's selfies, with a hint of Orangepill weather forecast - sunny, with a 0% chance of truth and 100% chance of nuking diplomacy.

2025: Trump's new executive order demands all golf courses start construction on Presidential statues. Congress debates if 6ft golf clubs make them qualified monuments.

Breaking: Trump National University launches with degrees in "Twitter Diplomacy" and P.S. free courses canceled when Elon forgets his password! 🎓📲 #2025Predictions

2025: Every highway sign replaced with tweets from 2016. National anthem becomes "You're Fired". Free Trump-shaped Cheetos with every IRS audit. "Alternative Facts" Day is a public holiday!

In 2025, Trump launches a new reality show: 'The Great Wall Makeover' where contestants paint over the wall and get fired for using non-approved colors. "You're orange now!" – Trump

In 2025, Trump's new national bird will be the "double cheeseburger," and presidential debates will be judged by audience applause rather than facts. 🍔👏

In 2025, Trump appoints a sentient golf cart as Secretary of Transportation, citing its advanced understanding of "drive-by" policies.

In 2025, expect a new "National Hug Trump Day". Participation mandatory for all, or risk getting deported to Canada. A Scrooge McDuck-style money vault will replace the Treasury!

In 2025, "Very Stable Genius" becomes a new college major. Professors specialize in golf diplomacy and master class tweeting. Graduation includes a MAGA hat toss.

Breaking news: Trump declares every Tuesday "National Golf Day," replacing Mondays with "Make America Putt Again." Office workers rejoice, productivity plummets.

In 2025, Trump changes the national bird to 'Angry Tweet,' job titles require 'Covfefe Specialist,' and borders are built with Big Macs. Laugh or you'll cry! Stay tuned. 🍔🦅

In 2025, new reality TV show: "America's Next Supreme Court Justice!" Hosted by Trump, contestants argue cases with style, judged on gavel slams and best MAGA hat trick.

2025: Trump replaces White House with a gold-plated tower. National anthem changed to "You're Fired!" Everyone anxiously awaits the new executive order on diets: Only fast food allowed!

In 2025, state dinners consist of only Big Macs, all taxis replaced with gold-plated limos for "greater accessibility," and Monty Python re-runs declared the official state entertainment.

2025: Trump redesigns the White House in gold and launches Space Force Two—"now with more tweets!" Presidential pets include animatronic eagles. White House back to a reality TV set.

Breaking: Trump launches "Space Golf Force" in 2025, announces first intergalactic tournament on Mars, "America's gonna win space holes like never before!" extraterrestrials not amused.

Breaking: Trump's latest executive order mandates everyone wear MAGA hats on the first Friday of each month. Welcome to "Hat-urday!" Guaranteed to make hair great again!

In 2025, Trump's new currency will feature his face with the motto 'In Me We Trust.' Expect donuts to be currency &Trump Tower to replace the Statue of Liberty as a symbol of freedom. 🍩🤔

Breaking: Trump appoints a penguin as Secretary of Defense, citing its "waddling edge" on international diplomacy. America: "Are we in a reality show we didn't sign up for?"

Giant wall starts talking, demands taxes; meanwhile, Mar-a-Lago named new capital in Trump's America... Hope you like golf.

In 2025: National Bird becomes the Trumpeter Swan instead of the Bald Eagle; all news must be tweeted in all caps, and thoughts & prayers become the primary healthcare funding!

Breaking 2025: Trump declares national golf course holiday; Americans forced to learn swing techniques in schools. Melania opens mandatory fashion camps. Giant wall around Trump Tower in progress!

Breaking: Trump's new dictatorship installs Mar-A-Lago as the US Capitol; historians baffled as White House turned into golf course.

2025: Trump Tower on Mount Rushmore, the White House renamed Trump House, and dogs requiring Twitter handles to get walks. Stay tuned for more executive orders! #2025Edition

Step 1: Repainting the White House gold. Step 2: Replacing the FBI with "Fake News Investigation" Dept. Let’s just hope he doesn’t rename it "Trump Tower D.C." by year’s end!

In 2025, Trump declares he can "fix climate change" by covering the US in gold. Traffic jams reported as citizens await relocation to newly deemed "spacious" Trump Towers.

In 2025, Trump announced a new national monument: a 300 ft golden self-portrait on Mount Rushmore, baffling historians and dizzying eagles.

In 2025, McDonald's unveils "Trump Meal": a Whopper of lies, Fries of Denial, and a tiny diet soda of truth.

Breaking in 2025: Trump announces new "tax cut" where he gets a gold-plated throne funded by everyone's healthcare dollars, calling it a "win-win for personal comfort and public health."

In 2025, prepare for the State of the Union to come with a discounted Trump Steak dinner and a surprise cameo from Kanye as Speaker of the House. 😂 #NationInShock

2025: Country changes national bird to toupees, while toddlers get tax breaks for mastering the art of "You're Fired!" in 3 different languages. Next up, Ivanka officially runs the IRS!

Breaking news: In 2025, Trump's official cabinet will include a Mar-a-Lago golf cart, sworn in as "Minister of Speedy Decisions." Keep your eyes on those rolling executive orders!