I would say City and Colour was the blueprint for The Almost but realizing they existed at nearly the same time is something I cannot comprehend

Every time I see a Corvette switch lanes, I just KNOW that shit is smooth as butter

“My therapist thinks I’m cool and funny” feels like the adult version of “my mom thinks I’m cool and funny” But fr, my therapist does say I’m cool and funny. I hope I’m her favorite.

My ancestors used to read the stars and bird patterns as signs from the universe. I think they’d be proud I too, get signs from the stars. And also the display of a microwave when it hits 11:11

“Did you know My Chemical Romance was created as a result of 9/11?” is the modern day “did you know Tame Impala is just one guy?”

Men will agree with Shadow in wanting a toxic latina but won’t join in talking shit and hot goss with me. Either you’re with it or you’re not.

One day you think you’ve escaped corporate lingo by working at start ups and smaller businesses. Then suddenly you give yourself the ick by casually saying “a period of sustained financial growth” in casual conversation out loud.