#TheFilmCrowd Yay! Bleak ending! Noir is my happy place! Good night all!

#TheFilmCrowd Edith is simply the wrong name for a woman that looks like that

#TheFilmCrowd This is all good. But why is Mary Astor helping this random drunk dude she met half an hour ago?

#TheFilmCrowd This is three years after the war. They're still partying. Can you imagine a three year party? Can you imagine how long they Yanks would have partied for if they hadn't waited 2 years before joining in?

#TheFilmCrowd I can understand you doing something in a prison camp. What did you do when you were locked up with all those men? You can tell me Joe.

#TheFilmCrowd Stool Pidgeon is a great slang term for traitor. Don't you agree Nigel?

#TheFilmCrowd Why did we leave Syracuse? Because I could never spell my address correctly

#TheFilmCrowd Go take a shower. That'll make you feel better

#TheFilmCrowd Can you turn that tap off? I need a wee now

#TheFilmCrowd Limp?

#TheFilmCrowd You be good Georgie. And don't go anywhere near drains

#TheFilmCrowd Did he have to wait at the Brass Band Crossing?

#TheFilmCrowd This era of MGM has a very mangy looking MGM lion...

#TheFilmCrowd I tried to tell Janet to avoid motel bathrooms, but would she listen? OK people, let's get violent!

#totp Next Trump ICE raid, I dare someone to ask them if they're dressed as a Janet Jackson tribute band

#totp Dirk Diggler's in da house!

#totp I see Peter Capaldi Doctor Who travelled back to the 70's so she could appear on TOTP

#totp Singing Sweets for My Sweet in the middle of your song. It's what you do when you realise just how bad your song is

#totp I loved Captain Kremmen. I taped all the episodes off Piccadilly Radio.

#totp Legs and Co dressed as northern whippet lovers. Because "How Deep Is Your Love" by the Bee Gees. No, the link escapes me too.

#totp Ah. Belfast. A deep commentary on the troubles from Boney M. A West German disco outfit. Because, of course

#totp Ah. 1970's Top of the Pops. Or, as the BBC4 schedulers refer to it, "Are there ANY of these episodes we can show that don't feature at least one nonce?"

#totp If you're old enough, you may be furiously wondering what this reminds you of. You're welcome

#totp Stand By Me. This is an absolute classic. Not that you'd know it if you listened to this version. Crikey. 1998 was not a good year

#totp I'm beginning to understand why it was at around this time I stopped listening to the radio and leant into the CD Multidisc player

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#TheFilmCrowd Well, that was rather good, certainly better than expected. Goodnight all!

#TheFilmCrowd He's sailing to Hong Kong aboard Instow, the Devon village? Impressive

#TheFilmCrowd I wonder if he ever asked a casting director for a part where he plays a good guy. Because the answer would always be no

All together: UNFERTILIZED! #TheFilmCrowd

I now have a new goal in life. I want to be driven around whilst standing on the running board of a car #TheFilmCrowd

They all drink bourbon like water. How do they focus when they want to shoot each other? #TheFilmCrowd

That worked! I've turned the colour down and the contrast up. Hello Film Noir! #TheFilmCrowd

The acting's fine. The dialogue's good. Music fits. Shame it's shot like an episode of Miss Marple #TheFilmCrowd

I laughed at the early morning line. This is fun #TheFilmCrowd

#TheFilmCrowd Ooh. LWT. I've travelled back in time. Let's go!

It's time. In Edgar we trust #RunningMan #RunningManMovie #EdgarWright

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#TheFilmCrowd #Frankenstein So, I watched Frankenstein. And I couldn't take the antici pation any longer. So now

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#TheFilmCrowd True Noir ending dialogue. Actually excellent. And now we get the Police Squad theme! Night all

#TheFilmCrowd Ayup! It's Mancunian Assassin's Creed!

#TheFilmCrowd Hard. Keep your end up. Soft. Kenneth is having an embolism

#TheFilmCrowd Aha! He upgraded the engine with a cash injection

#TheFilmCrowd He got heads! I thought he was tossing? Can you make up your mind which innuendo I'm supposed to work with?

#TheFilmCrowd Still, every time I hear Stanley Baker, I think Stanley Baxter. And every time, I wonder - would that have made a better film?

#TheFilmCrowd Michael Myers would have just got up and walked way from that Donald

#TheFilmCrowd There's a Psycho Killer in my Attic. Now THAT is a hit song waiting to be made

#TheFilmCrowd He wanted a cyborg? Oh, sideboard.

#TheFilmCrowd If this dialogue was delivered at today's pace, this would be a 4 hour film