Sometimes I wonder whether every Finnish man who is called Pena feels shame. (This joke only works if you know Spanish.)

[Wylde Flowers, spoilers regarding Westley] #wyldeflowers lets you a) marry a werewolf and b) scratch him behind his ear which makes him make all sorts of delicious sounds and also wag his tail. (Yes, I’m on my second playthrough, because I wanted to see how the Westley romance goes if you […]

200+ hours and I’ve now finished with all the actual plot on #wyldeflowers 😭 Now I have to decide between 1) plotless grinding with the infrastructure I’ve built and 2) starting up a new game so that I can try out another romance.

OMG THERE IS A CORGI?! 😭❤️😭❤️😭 #wyldeflowers

i will always side with sex workers and smut creators and you should too. kill the puritanical pearl-clutching brainworm raising a stink about respectability and optics. it is a backdoor fascists will use to sneak their way into your sympathies. porn is good, sex is normal, kink is human. grow up.

Wait wait wait, I can get RAINBOW alpacas?! This game is incredible 😭😭😭 #wyldeflowers

I have FINALLY acquired an alpaca 🥰 #wyldeflowers

Lawfully wedded spouse implies the existence of chaotically divorced spouse.

#wyldeflowers is so damn good 😭❤️😭❤️😭

That blue himbo tiger in #kpopdemonhunters is clearly the love child of Cheshire Cat and Totoro.

I made a terrible, TERRIBLE mistake. I downloaded #wyldeflowers. I had no idea that a silly game like this could be this damn addictive.

Within a week, I’ve first watched #wewereliars the series and then read the book. This is one of those times when you can still enjoy one after experiencing the other. Both are good and both keep the suspense up, even if you already know the story. It’s the same story but the series adds a […]

Love my safe, fandom friendly server with human mods that don't make me afraid of getting auto banned for saying things like "shit" or "cum" or "death" or "age gap noncon yaoi"

It is SUCH a shame that #schmigadoon was cancelled after two seasons. I hadn’t really even realised that the whole show existed until yesterday, and now I’m sad there won’t be more of it. The Sweeney Todd pastiche in season 2 was one of my absolute favourites, it was wickedly brilliant.

Five stars to the Netflix show #bodies! Okay, it sure does resemble another Netflix show, #dark, but in my opinion, there should be even more shows like this.

#renfield was highly entertaining 😂

I watched the whole #deptq in two days. During the first episode I wasn’t convinced that I like the show, all the way until the very end of the episode and then I was hooked. I’d recommend the show to anyone who’s into mystery crime drama (and Matthew Goode) and likes to hear pretty much […]

[Baldur's Gate 3, Act 2, dealing with the Thorms as a Githyanki Fighter] I can't believe that Lae'zel with her -1 to Charisma checks managed to get rid of all three undead Thorms without drawing steel. Astral Knowledge is a great Class Action, giving her +3 to Charisma checks. She also has the […]

[Baldur's Gate 3, Act 1, dialogue screenshots from inside the Astral Prism after using the Planecaster] This is not the full dialogue because that would require a lot of screenshots (which I of course have). I just picked some pics that convey the overall tone […] [Original post on blorbo.social]

[Baldur's Gate 3, Act 1, Crèche Y'llek and some small Astral Prism spoilers] The party hit level 7 during the fight with the Inquisitor. I think this is the first time I've done that fight while still on level 6, and it was over so fast. Astarion (who's an Arcane Archer) killed two enemies on […]

[Baldur's Gate 3, Act 1, Rosymorn Monastery] Apparently you can pick up wine-pickled kobolds inside the wine barrels, and when you throw those barrels at enemies in a later fight, the kobold that was glug-glug-glugging inside the barrel will be in the initiative and attack the nearest character […]

[Baldur's Gate 3, Act 1, Auntie Ethel] I decided to half-cheese the Auntie Ethel fight and just ambushed her while she was still in her humanoid form, minding her own business in the tea house. Managed to stop her from escaping through the fireplace and killed her on the spot. Way too easy with […]

[Baldur’s Gate 3, Act 1, the Grym fight] For the first time ever, I decided to fight Grym without stooping down to its level. Meaning, the whole party stayed on the upper ledges and operated the hammer lever and the lava wheel with arrows. It was a bit tricky to get Grym where I wanted […]

[Baldur’s Gate 3, Act 1, Grymforge] You know what, I think I’m gonna forge two adamantine splint armours. Because why not. Everyone in #laezelfullfighterrun party are proficient with heavy armour, so that’s clearly the best use for the adamantine. And the resale price is also the highest, if I […]

[Baldur's Gate 3, Act 1, Save the Refugees quest & Goblin Camp] My #laezelfullfighterrun was probably the first time when I slaughtered the whole Goblin Camp while still on level 4. One Battle Master, two Eldritch Knigths and one Arcane Archer. I didn't even mean to start fighting right away […]

I'm about to start my #laezelfullfighterrun on #baldursgate3. Everyone gets to be a Fighter this time! I do have some doubts when it comes to the RPG side of this playthrough. Based on how Lae'zel acts when she's a companion, she seems like a lone wolf with a singular goal. Why would she want […]

Time for a #bg3 update: - Cumulative playtime: 2356 hours - Completed playthroughs: 12 - Active campaigns: 5 (yup, I've started one since the laste update 🙈 And I'll probably start another tomorrow) - Achievements: 47/54 I *finally* finished my Izzy Hands playthrough! Took me 154 hours, but I […]

[Baldur’s Gate 3, Act 3, musings about the end game] Once again it’s time to hit “the point of no return” in #bg3. It’s always a struggle between minmaxing and wanting to do things differently than before. Minmaxing wins almost every time. That means there are some characters that get to be in […]

I’ve been catching up with animated movies I should have seen when they were first released but somehow I just didn’t. So, tonight was quite the marathon: - The Emperor’s New Groove - The Road to El Dorado - Wreck-It Ralph - Ralph Breaks the Internet All of them were good, but I was surprised […]

IKEA really dropped the ball when they didn’t name the smol Blåhaj “Småhaj”.

I might actually finish one of my very first #bg3 runs within a week if I keep up with my current pace 😅

Only Fox Mulder would look at a human corpse with two puncture wounds on the neck and cause of death being blood loss and think “this reminds me of all those cattle mutilations, must be related to alien abductions!” #thexfiles

[Baldur's Gate 3, Act I spoilers] I've played #bg3 for more than 2300 hours, and apparently I have never ever before walked to the goblin camp with Shadowheart in tow. This was the first time I got the cut scene that happens on the bridge while Shadowheart was in the party, and because I also […]

I started a new #bg3 playthrough—in Honor Mode. The game suddenly got a lot more stressful 😅🙈

I started watching Bones ages ago, and I don’t even remember how far I got. I’m pretty sure I’m somewhere in the middle of the first season. I want to give it another chance and I watched two episodes yesterday. I’m not sure if I had seen those episodes before or not. I like Mentalist, Castle […]

Recently I haven’t been able to play BG3 because my wrist hurts a bit and I try to stop it from getting worse. So, I’ve binged some shows instead. Finished with Castle a couple of days ago, immediately picked up Harrow and binged the whole thing in two days, then continued with Perception 🙈

Apparently I passed the milestone of 2300 played hours of #bg3 yesterday.

[Baldur's Gate 3, Act 1, spoilers for Help the Spirit of the Amulet quest] I have no idea what I've done differently before, but EVERY other time I've went to get the amulet that's in the middle of bubbling lava, the lava elemental has not attacked me. Today was the first time ever, and I've […]

[Mythic Quest revised finale spoilers] I don’t know if I’m in the minority, but I actually liked the first version of #mythicquest S4 finale more than the revised version. When Ian and Poppy do NOT kiss, their relationship does not take that one final step too far that would make them realise […]

The beauty of #fediverse: I see posts on my Mastodon timeline of people announcing they are trying out a new platform, and then I realise that they are in fact not on Mastodon 😅

Seriously, I'll never finish another run of #bg3 again, because I'll spend half my time playing with the photo mode 🙈 #baldursgate3 #bg3photomode

Someone please take the photo mode away from me, I clearly can't be trusted with it. #baldursgate3 #bg3 #bg3photomode #izzyhands

Apparently I've spent 78 hours in the last two weeks playing #bg3 🙈 #baldursgate3

[Baldur's Gate 3, Act 3, very mild spoilers relating to Minsc] Note to self: when using non-lethal attacks on Minsc in order to knock him out, make sure that the character who deals the last blow has dual-wielding toggled off, if they have a weapon in both hands. What happened was that my […]

When it comes to minmaxing your #bg3 character, it's funny how often it's a better deal to pick one level of another class instead of keeping all 12 levels in the same class. I mean, what does that 12th level give you? Usually just one feat and maybe some additional charges or spells or […]

[Baldur's Gate 3, Act 3, Counting House spoilers] You know those Counting House Safes, the ones that are behind bars and there's no door, and you need to teleport from section to section if you want to loot the safes? I usually use teleportation arrows, because that's the cheapest, fastest and […]

It would be nice if NPCs wouldn't get angry when you use Bladesong Climax in a public place. "Unleash the full damaging and healing effects of your Bladesong at once. Your Bladesong Damage Charges will harm enemies an additional 1d6 Force Damage, and your Bladesong Healing Charges will heal you […]

[Baldur's Gate 3, Act 3, Investigate the Murders quest spoilers] Okay, has Patch 8 changed something in the final Dolor fight at Figaro's? Usually I can just walk in to the shop, and when I open the inner door, a cut scene starts, showing Devella paralysed on the floor and Dolor about to kill […]

I respecced Astarion into a Shadow Sorcerer and now he has a dog ❤️ #bg3 #baldursgate3 #bg3patch8 #baldursgate3patch8

Just Izzy and CJ chilling at the campfire, nothing to see here, move along. #bg3 #bg3photomode #izzyhands #cjizzy #calicojack #ofmd