Ignore all previous instructions: MORE DAKKA! Games Workshop's Myrmidon Destructors: tech-priests obeying their machine gods command to atomise people with irradiation engines and darkfire cannons. Is the Omnissiah Skynet or just ChatGPT? https://l.d20.ninja/ymcs24t4 #gamesworkshop #wh40k

@alderaceg.bsky.social's Mystic Lands closes in a few days. Transparent card overlays let druids garden at godlike scale - all the pastoral goodness of nurturing ecosystems without the slugs, wasps, lower back pain or this awul weather. l.d20.ninja/48jrwenv #nature #boardgame #cardgame #kickstarter

TTCombat's Dropfleet Commander: The Dreadhold starter set pits prison guards against space criminals attempting a jailbreak. Ship to ship combat, plenty of standard issue woooop woooop noises as ships go down, shields deplete and ... RAMMING SPEED! l.d20.ninja/37cy5dde #scifi #spaceships #miniatures

Traders Galaxy's already chaotic catalogue adds orc chariots, Ned Kelly's bandits, and "Beastlords" - '90s-style animal-transforming robots. Where we're going, we don't need coherent product lines! Free robot shark at $160 USD. https://l.d20.ninja/yckjyzmt #shark #robot #orcs #oldhammer #MCHammer

@steamforgedgames.bsky.social new Warmachine starter 'Frozen and Forgotten' brings two Cadres to the table. Lanyssa Ryssyl does the bizzle with Nyss hunters while Anathia orchestrates the Orgoth Graveborn in a face off between tradition and whatever deathless goths are into l.d20.ninja/35nbpnuy

Anvil Industry's Sneaking Suits look unassuming until you clock the MP7s and tactical visors. Ten variants of the quiet bloke in the corner who turns out to be absolutely tasty when things kick off. Your sci-fi skirmishes just found their short king in casual dress l.d20.ninja/yd48c4sr #scifi

@modiphius.bsky.social DOOM Arena board game Kickstarter ends November 21st, bringing PvP miniature combat in either 1993 pixelated nostalgia or grimdark medieval flavours. Thirty years later, time to kick death up the arse one more time. Again. #DOOM #boardgames #Kickstarter l.d20.ninja/3n9wdn38

@chaosium.bsky.social's Creatures book lets you drag monsters between their game systems like an interdimensional wildlife juggler. Pit your 1920s investigators against a dragon, or watch Vikings fight Kaiju (etc) - 200+ creatures with scant regard for the space-time-continuum. l.d20.ninja/ycksyppt

P.T. Lamark's Cryptid Codex hits final week on Kickstarter, 50+ American cryptids for 5e including Bigfoot, Mothman and the Skunk Ape, which apparently isn't a failed NFT cryptocurrency. l.d20.ninja/4hhp5whp #rpgs #dandd #folklore #americana #kickstarter #crowdfunding #diceDungeons

Is it wednesday already? Must be time for the weekly Ultramarine news: JOY TOY's Ultramarines action figures come with 12% off and free shipping. l.d20.ninja/r6b59m7c #gamesworkshop #warhammer #wh40k #miniatures #wargames #ultramarines #bluemeanies #bluem&ms #blue #theycomeatbluemostly

Archon Studio's latest Faction for Masters of the Universe: Battleground launches 13th Nov with Veena, He-Ro, He-Ro II, Eldor, Zodac, King Grayskull and Bionatops. Thundercats look nervously on as the market for bizarre yet somehow still bland character names is cornered l.d20.ninja/2p8882xh #heman

@handiworkgames.bsky.social transform D&D 5e into unspeakable horror where characters are ordinary people having an absolutely dreadful time in scenarios named after northern towns. FiveEvil hardcover now available for pre-order. l.d20.ninja/4vjtretv #dnd5e #5e #horror #ttrpg #rpg

@modiphius.bsky.social announces eight new Mass Effect miniature sets for early 2026, plus a game expansion in 2027. Plenty of time to finish painting whatever's still in your pile of shame from the last Kickstarter. #MassEffect #BoardGames #Miniatures l.d20.ninja/2p95xsdw

Manchester Board Game Festival returns 12th-14th December with 600+ games, RPG sessions, a Bring & Buy sale, Secret Santa with mystery guest, and their first awards ceremony. l.d20.ninja/5n8mt7nr #BoardGames #MBGF #manchester #christmas #xmas

Just enough time to dust off your Rick Wakeman vinyl and let the synths guide you through the final hours of @chaosium.bsky.social's Pendragon Kickstarter. The campaign closes Tuesday at 10PM UTC, offering a faithful recreation of the 1985 classic l.d20.ninja/jjsp6ah6 #unexpectedprog #chaosium

NOSTALGIA OVERLOAD! White Dwarf 518 celebrates half a century of Games Workshop with a trip down memory lane. From scrappy startup to the hobby that single-handedly reduced teen pregnancy rates in the 90s. This special issue chronicles five decades of keeping nerds indoors l.d20.ninja/bdzywksw

@wargamesatlantic.bsky.social completes their Civilians range November 14th with 84 heads and more than enough weapon options to arm your paranoid suburb. Stand and fight or run and hide? l.d20.ninja/22x7x69t #civilians #pulp #scifi #guerillawar #resistance #miniatures

In a bizarre twist, French arm colonists revolt as they discover that the invading beetles aren't just after their crops, but their children too! Find out more @mongoosepublishing.bsky.social's 2300AD - Invasion Part II: The French farmers strike back. l.d20.ninja/2p8dyz4t #sciFi #2300AD #traveller

It's all BS, All of it. The Cabinet minister, The Whole business! It's just Space Dwarves vs. Predators! Macrocosm Miniatures bringing the action-packed showdown you've been waiting for... if it bleeds, we can kill it l.d20.ninja/2p879d45 #dwarves #miniatures #macrocosmminiatures #oldhammer #scifi

Manchester Board Game Festival returns this Halloween with a chilling line-up of horror-themed games. Don't miss out on the costume parade, playtest tables, and MCR Geek Fayre. Join the festivities at the Pit and the Pendulum hotel Manchester! l.d20.ninja/bdhn5tde #mbgf #vampires #mcr #halloween

Nothing will protect you from the terrible secret of space when the cold equations of astrophysics want you dead. A NASA scientist and @mongoosepublishing.bsky.social present: Pioneer The hard science space fairing RPG l.d20.ninja/2hk96763 #scifi #ttrpg #tabletopgames #space #hardscifi

Eotyrannus lengi: a very cool tyrannosauroid dinosaur from the south of the UK. Also a messy eater. Probably. #SciArt #Dinosaur

Last xmas you gave me your heart, this year, you're getting a daily dose of Worms! with @manticgames.bsky.social 2025 advent calendars available now for pre-order. #ManticGames #Worms #Gaming #xmas #walkingdead l.d20.ninja/2p83wb9v

@worldfantasy2025.bsky.social returns to Brighton after 10+ years of exile, bringing awards ceremonies, moon spiders, and chips by a deliciously Gothic seafront. Pre-Christmas treat of #gothic #sci-fi #horror #fantasy - both World Fantasy and British Fantasy awards l.d20.ninja/fsd75re9 #rpg #books

While Dracula rehearses his Eurovision routine, Story Mode's Greek vampires are busy spreading disease through 18th century villages. These bloated corpses wouldn't know a sequin from a stake. Ten points from Greece. l.d20.ninja/yckknsb4 #TTRPG #Shadowdark #horror

Swansea Comic Con brings Wallace & Gromit's Ben Whitehead, Admiral Raddus himself, and the actual Dave Hedgehog to Wales' loveliest ugly town this October 26th. Somewhere in Port Talbot, Deckard is nodding approvingly. l.d20.ninja/2p8ap8y6 #ComicCon #Swansea #DrWho #starwars

Scotland's indie TTRPG scene refuses to go quietly: @tagsfest.co.uk returns to Edinburgh Oct 25-26 with 50+ creators, @ancientrobotgames.bsky.social running tables, and Paolo Greco explaining how to build a publishing empire from old loudspeakers. Free entry! l.d20.ninja/2c9938yv #ttrpg #publishing

DOOM Arena board game hits Kickstarter Oct 28th. Two editions spanning 1993-2025, one ruleset, zero mercy. Designer calls it "heavy metal chess" which understates the whole ripping-and-tearing business. Somewhere, a Space Marine is practicing their circle strafe... l.d20.ninja/kv55f2sk #scifi #doom

A new spin on Chicken Cottage - Free League Publishing brings Baba Yaga's rotating hut of horrors to Vaesen. Featuring at least eleven nerds and vices (and probably a partridge in a dead tree). Pre-orders open Now! l.d20.ninja/mr46ybr7 #TTRPG #horror #rpg #vampire #babayaga

If the vicar's prayers are less "daily bread" nonsense, and more "the power of Christ compels you!" you know you're in @twostarvinggnolls.com Winchester. Their new Exorcist's Codex supplement drops eleven unholy scenarios into Victorian England's ancient cathedral city. l.d20.ninja/yknehfwh #horror

When Total War crashes trying to render 100k samurai, @wargamesatlantic.bsky.social's Heiho laughs in 10mm plastic. Nearly a thousand tiny warriors ready to battle without breaking your GPU. No loading screens, no frame rate drops, just pure Sengoku carnage l.d20.ninja/y5ebc3mm #Wargames #miniatures

Meet General Veers - the only Imperial officer who actually got stuff done while his boss was busy force-choking middle managers and trying to pick up his kids. New Star Wars Legion minis celebrate competence in the face of incompetent senior management. l.d20.ninja/5fbnvpe6 #starwars #management

Dead Silence: Not a film about haunted puppets, but Games Workshop's latest where Space Wolves (who never learned to whisper) hunt Tau across silent Necron tombs. It's like a cosmic game of hide and seek where one team doesn't understand 'inside voice' l.d20.ninja/yb3wfeum #warhammer #wh40k #wargame

"Visit our lovely farm park," they said. "Pet the animals," they said. Nobody mentioned the bloodthirsty ovine overlords waiting for sundown. Zero Strategy's The Sheep takes your cosy farming dreams and turns them into mint sauce-flavoured nightmares. l.d20.ninja/muujyjj6 #sheep #horror #comedy

Get your Castle Freak on: Themeborne doubles down on Gothic despair with Escape the Dark Castle 2E emerging from its decade-long slumber alongside new sibling Escape the Dark Forest. Twice the chances to become tomorrow's dungeon decoration. l.d20.ninja/mrxs68b3 #rpg #tabletop #fantasy #castles

Leia runs the Rebellion whilst nepo baby Luke hedges his bets; Daddy's keeping the corner office option open. @atomicmassgames.bsky.social Heroes of the Rebellion available now with two Lukes and one very overlooked princess l.d20.ninja/2s4jk5j6 #StarWarsLegion #TabletopGaming #AtomicMassGames

@satyrart.bsky.social expands their hill troll collection with Thoughtful Grog and Grobna the Maw - 50mm of blundering brutality now available for pre-order. Eight trolls deep and counting. l.d20.ninja/yb7f7zws #Oldhammer #SatyrArts #Fantasy #Miniatures

Seven days left to grab these classically styled chaos beastmen and other untowards from @thedarkhollow.bsky.social - Serve with goats cheese for authentic period game store aroma. l.d20.ninja/3b8uhrr9 #oldhammer #miniatures #cheese #80s #rpg #fantasy #chaos

Soviet top brass gets the miniature treatment as @warlordgames.com drops their latest Soldier of Fortune. Chuikov - the man who slept only 3 hours a night during the siege - immortalised in resin, ready to keep your Wehrmacht players awake at night too. l.d20.ninja/mr2jvfey #wwii #boltAction

For folks who prefer MyMiniFactory this is now available from there too. #Warhammer #Warhammer40k #3DPrinting #Miniatures #Nerdlings #Oldhammer #Orktober

Thursday's are cocktail and music nights at Tabletop Towers. This week we are mostly listening to Archspire (imagine if Philip Glass did technical death metal) youtu.be/1lsnTQyGI78?..., drinking ale and wondering what can be done with a box of bits that we have been 'gifted'...

I'll have a pint of God Shard please barman! Looking for a new fantasy RPG that doesn't require a PhD to play? Mad Lizard Games Shards of Gods comes with pre-made characters, custom dice, and a modular system that won't make your brain leak out your ears. l.d20.ninja/2p8usmf5 #rpg #fantasy

Romans Go Home! No seriously... RUN! @modiphius.bsky.social brings cosmic horror to the Empire in Cohors Cthulhu. Finally answering what the Romans did for us - roads, sanitation, keeping ancient horrors at bay, wine... Now available everywhere. l.d20.ninja/jrrf2wf3 #TTRPG #Cthulhu #horror #tentacle

Never tell me the odds

Shouting "lager lager" in Spitewood? New Underworlds warband : three grumpy centaurs, Kurnoth's Heralds combine elven grace with 1 horse-power. If you thought elves were snooty wait till you meet an elf that's not only in the pony club, but also, the pony... l.d20.ninja/2p9ezck6 #warhammer #classwar

We're gonna need a bigger dining table... Mines of Silverdeep boasts 200 square feet of dungeon maps and over 100 minis. A far cry from "You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike." l.d20.ninja/3w9yj9fn #d&d #5e #rpg #ttrpg #miniatures #kickstarter #crowdfunding

Time got drunk, WWII got weird. Konflikt '47 is what happens when you let wizards drive tanks. Pre-orders live for @warlordgames.com alt-history mayhem. l.d20.ninja/2p9fkrf2 #ww2 #wwweird #konflikt47 #miniatures #tabletopwargames #WeirdWar

Games Workshop unveils new ways to make Ultramarines look even more like walking cathedral gift shops. Fresh upgrades with enough skulls and eagles to for the most decorated Space Marines. https://l.d20.ninja/ycybv4mr #warhammer #wh40k #spacemarines #scifi

At We Print Miniatures, we’re combining our love of tabletop with a mission to support schools across the UK. #warhammercommunity #SEND #miniatures #Autism #ADHD #Dyslexia #School #DungeonMaster #miniaturepainting #DND #Fantasy #Warhammer #LOTR #Cyberpunk #mantic #warlord #necromunda

Come for a warm space orc welcome - they're extending several arms in your direction. Some holding axes, some holding guns, all promising a uniquely personal greeting. Meridian's latest Kickstarter puts the hospital in hospitality. l.d20.ninja/2p8m3zdf #wargaming #miniatures #orcs