Mitchell isn’t sure about the churu 😂

We did it Jack, we did it 🥹😭🖤🐈‍⬛

Treat time play with Jack 🖤🐈‍⬛

Listening to ATW10MVSGAV and remembering that my sister in law told me the DJ played All Too Well as guests were coming in for our wedding. I was like bonus points for playing Taylor Swift but that’s only the saddest breakup song ever written 🤣

We just want cheaper groceries

Why would you take 1 child to the Dr to get a flu shot and not your 2nd child? If they can’t sit still I do not have 30 minutes to waste while they fuss around. I’m not risking a needle stick.

I worked an 11 hour day and then had to come home and help watch our 7 year old nephew and I’m fucking exhausted. He’s still here btw. How do people do this every day? Does the exhaustion just become part of your existence?

I thought one of our delivery drivers was cool until she just came in wearing a “we are all Ch***** K*** now” shirt. Oh so you’re a racist homophobe. Got it. No, we are not all CK.

I spent 9 years living alone so sometimes I forget that now I live with my spouse and when I stay late at work and miss 5 phone calls from him wondering where I am I have someone who actually worries and cares about me

They let me throw treats and play!

Oh she’s sweet but a psycho 😅🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛

Science is cool. My cousin’s husband’s mother recently passed away from Huntingtons. He luckily does not have the gene but one of his brothers does.

Some lady on a friends Facebook post is saying that Makary, Bhattacharya, and Oz are amazing reputable Drs who are trying to cure autism. I told her “Google is free babe.” And she asked me what that meant.

Got my flu and Covid vaccines! Thank you science. Fuck you RFK.

I spent $6200 on my credit card for those flights and then booked a hotel for our minimoon in October and the hotel emailed me to tell me my card didn’t go through 🥴 Chase bank is probably like wtf is this lady doing

Booked our flight for this family cruise after Christmas and I shit you not the flights cost the same as the cruise. $6500 for 2 for the cruise. $6200 for the flights 🙃 at least the cruise is being paid for 🥲

I hear a commotion on the front porch. Look out and don’t see any birds fighting or something like that. Turn my head…Mr Noodle is trying to rob our house! Scared the daylights out of me 😆

While most kids were watching cartoons on Saturday morning, I was watching This Old House 🥹

Made a good latte though! This will definitely save me $15 a week on Starbucks 😆

I got a nespresso machine and milk frothed for our wedding and it just took me 15 minutes to make a coffee 😭 the instructions are all pictures and no words and I am not a picture book learner!

I love my husband but he bought me $600 earrings and I DONT WEAR EARRINGS. He knows this! He said “you can make them into clip ons” yes, I can and I will so that I can be nice and wear these $600 earring but I’ve told you a million times I don’t wear earrings! AITA???

Which level of hell are we in today?

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

I was just giving vaccines to a lady and she said “with the way the world is I hope to not be here in a few years. That Charlie Kirk thing really messed me up” Me: so how’s the weather out there today?! Warming up at all?! 🥲🙃

Jack is getting so brave 🖤

Watch for the little sassy one near the end 😂

My husband just said “this show stinks” in regards to The Great British Bake Show. The marriage license hasn’t even cleared yet and this is already grounds for divorce.

Sneak peek number 2 🩷 people thought it was a pic of me and husband…I said “no it’s even better, it’s Taylor and Travis!”

I think I’m getting a head cold. Hopefully not Covid. But definitely a lil something brewing 🤧

My mother just called me to tell me she’s disappointed I never said thank you to her for this weekend. I literally said thank you to every single person at this wedding so how I somehow missed my own parents is her delusional need to be validated.

A sneak peek of last night 💙🧡🩷

Not a single one of my family members has acknowledged me today until I called my mother to let her know the hair and makeup people are here and I’m starving so please bring me some food

I may be a tad hungover this morning 🥲

My mom tripped and hit her head on the corner of a table. She has 4 staples in the back of her head but she’s fine 🙃 they didn’t think it was important to tell us until we uncovered their bloody scene and called them

There’s literally a crime scene in my parents hotel room. Bloody paper towels. A bloody wash cloth. A mysterious note that says the address of an urgent care. My true crime skills are on the go.

Tonight at dinner my mother said she only ever dreams about me (not my older sister) because she’s always worried about me more than she worried about my sister. Maybe if you had addressed my clear neurodivergent issues as a child you wouldn’t have to worry so much about me 🙃

I may be getting married to my human love in a couple days but this boy is my forever first love 💙

I just unfriended a bunch of Facebook “friends” who have never once posted their sadness and outrage over children being shot in schools but posted their sadness about CK.

Apathetic. That's the right word, I think.

“I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.” -Charlie Kirk newsweek.com/charlie-kirk-s…

Thank god for Amazon 1 day shipping cause I’ve had to order something for the wedding almost every single day this week!

I was about to sit down and write a list of things I need to buy between giant eagle and Walmart tomorrow and they all disappeared from my mind

Gene and Leo know how to tell time which I get, they’re domesticated animals on a schedule. But like clockwork around 8:30 Bert and Roberta show up on the front porch looking for food. Sometimes I’m a little late putting it out and they know!

The last 3 times I’ve booked a massage with this woman she’s cancelled because she sick. I haven’t had a massage in months and I really needed one but I don’t feel like getting sick for my wedding. And I’ll never book with this woman ever again!

My coworkers are the absolute sweetest. They gave us a card and money. My one tech made us 2 dozen cupcakes. And 2 techs got us flowers, lotto tickets and candy 🥹 it’s always so wonderful to work at a place where the people care so much about each other 🩷

HAPPY 6th BIRTHDAY TO MY BABY BOY 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡

The gate is half open while I’m moving pick up bags and I’m the only one here not even wearing my white coat and I’ve had to tell 3 people we aren’t open.

Taking it slow but I really think she’ll let me pet her soon 🖤

People keep asking me if I’m excited to get married and like yes... But like am I not acting excited enough? Is the Zoloft making me have no feelings? I feel at peace. I feel like I’ve been waiting for this day for a long time. And I knew it would always happen.

Bert is the most skiddish but I think he feels comfortable here 🖤 he keeps giving me slow blinks