HOW IS SHE SO PERFECT

Some sketches from tonight (under the influence of an afternoon nap and nighttime caffeine)

I guess we’ve just decided to be weird tonight

Merry Crimus!

TIKTOK IS SELLING SWASTIKAS.

Who’s the best girl? Who is the BEST GIRL?

Now watching: It’s so good, y’all.

You guys. Look. At. Tiki.

Snow day mood:

A full on CNC machine was just delivered to someone in my building. They’re putting a CNC machine in a 750sq foot apartment. A CNC MACHINE.

🖤🖤🖤

…aims to whiten the neighborhood… Fixed that for ya

Wtf, barkbox? @barkbox.bsky.social

ONCE AGAIN I MUST BEG YOU TO COPY EDIT

You’ll be visited by three spirits

I love this city #rva

This is how we snow day #rva

Now is when I remind you about Watts playing Joan Crawford playing the Grinch.

Remains of the day #rva

I love Christmas. Like, just so much. Even without family it’s special.

It is beautiful! #rva

I just got propositioned by a 22yo couple… on Reddit.

I call shenanigans

Frosty!

Y’ALL. THEY DIDN’T EVEN MIRANDIZE HIM. #freeluigi

Two years ago Watts and I were living out of a hotel room. It was an awful place, and some nights I considered just moving us into my car. The week we ran out of money was the week I found my current place. I can’t believe how fortunate we were, and how hard we both fought.❤️

Presenting a very rare photo of me with another person: we got to go to a seminar at the Animal Behavioral Wellness Center today, and it was so cool! (I also have a few new ideas for meeting Watts’ needs in situations that are distressing for her)

Funny, when I put this in my cart last night, it was $14, regular price…

I’m definitely not spending the morning making emojis out of my photos. 

I definitely don’t deserve her

Happy Rot In Bed Day! (I made that up)

Heated throw = instant coziness

I JUST WANT TO WALLOW IN MY DEPRESSION IN THE WAY TO WORK AND THIS LYFT DRIVER WON’T STOP TALKING

Happy Thanksgiving!

Now playing:

Sound up for cronches!

Baby’s First Mast Cell Tumor Aspirate is in 12/9, then surgery ASAP. I’m not freaking out, you’re freaking out.

🖤

Without downloading new pics, what is it like to date you?

iykyk

Honestly thought my imprisonment would always come from a protest arrest, but here we are. (It’s not pretty, but it works)

This dog has had 1500mg gabapentin, 600mg trazodone AND acepromazine. WHY IS SHE STILL STANDING.