This might be the crazy talking, but I’ll be homeless by the end of March, so here it goes: “My Side of the Mountain” has been a lifelong obsession. What if I did it now and then wrote about it- people LOVE stories of abject failures finding themselves!

Will our European friends be the ones to finally arrest our leaders, I wonder? That would be quite the Valentine!

Literally the most terrifying question

Do I know anyone who drives for uber/lyft (or know anyone who does) who might want a side gig that’s guaranteed 4-5 days a week?? I’m paying cash! #rva

Now watching:

Should I say FUCK IT and just watch horror movies all day, yes or yes?

My Bed Is Made of Dog Toots, by nickel_bridge

Gotta be my favorite headline of Trump 2.0 so far, in today's NYT:

What if we just all started taking nibbles of billionaires? Like just a nibble- you just dart in, take a chunk of ankle, and make your escape. You do not have to swallow this nibble, your only job is terror.

goddamn, Pam Bondi is rancid

Hear me out: wasabi-milk chocolate truffles

Do I know anyone who drives for uber/lyft (or know anyone who does) who might want a side gig that’s guaranteed 4-5 days a week?? I’m paying cash! #rva

core part of the ostensible economic justification for mass deportation was that Americans would rush in to take all the jobs immigrants left, but now unemployment rates for native born Americans are rising and the admin is sending people out to do damage control

YOU GUYS. I GOT THE FUCKING JOB!!!!

People in Minnesota are being hunted by federal agents. They are in hiding. And if they cannot work to pay rent, they will no longer be able to hide. We need so many things in Minnesota, @governorwalz.mn.gov - a rent moratorium is the bare minimum and within your power to enact.

Interview in 90 minutes. I simultaneously feel like I have to pee, poop, and vomit. It’s not like my entire life depends on this or anything. #interview #anxiety #interviewanxiety

Also, fuck you Elon. People here can't go get groceries or send their kids to school, never mind going to the fucking moon. Why don't you just go to the moon by yourself you puffy fuck

ICE is still fucking shit up here in Minnesota, no matter what bullshit Tom Thumb Homan says

THERAPISTS: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED WHEN WE START SITTING WITH OUR FEELINGS (That autocorrected to “feline” and now I feel better)

Hey, it’s my one-month fire-versary! I’ve been unemployed for one month now. I’ve applied for over 200 jobs. I finally have an in-person interview tomorrow morning for a job that requires a 90-minute bus ride to get to. That’s the whole update.

FUCK GREEN DAY.

Now watching this unbelievably accurate period piece:

I’m only gonna say this once. Probably. Maybe more. The Clintons are pieces of shit. But OMG I LOVE HILARY SO FUCKING MUCH FOR WHAT SHE’S ABOUT TO DO. No one currently in government is a match for her brain and it’s amazing to see.

I'm a Columbia Heights resident. ICE is still here, terrorizing, breaking laws, harassing people, causing chaos. Tell your family and friends. No matter what this administration's minions report: Nothing Has Changed.

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Finally! Releasing our first 2026 episode of WHAT'S YR READ, with featured Book: Empire of the Scalpel: The History of Surgery by Ira Rutkow ❤️📖 @drlindseyfitz.bsky.social @moonpalacebooks.bsky.social #LoveMinnesota #FuckICE

Leftist hackers have the chance to do something truly amazing today and I’m going to be so disappointed when they don’t. #superbowl

Feeling all self-care-ish drinking this mugwort tea from mugwort that I foraged over the summer.

I need someone to create a merged image of king Joffrey and Trump, stat.

THRICE.

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Not to brag, but today I converted a phone interview into an in-person interview- AND THE COMPANY ISN’T EVEN A SCAM

So, Watts had a visit from Jazz today:

Now watching:

hell yeah

You guys. It’s Thursday. I THOUGHT IT WAS TUESDAY.

This is a quilt I’m selling (made my me) and I wanted to share the story before it disappears.

Also, what did I call "the whitest white people thing to ever white?" You'll have to listen to find out.

Guys, the self identifier questions for all these jobs are getting REAL specific in a really unsettling way.

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I’M SORRY BUT WTF JAMES #tinder #blackface

One of the jobs I applied for just asked me to complete a math test. Dyscalculia says NOPE. #dyscalculia #math #audhdh

Just sold one of my mom’s handmade quilts for $50. The only good part of this is that the woman who bought it is trying to replace all the family quilts she lost in a recent house fire (which also makes me sad) Tears all around.

My latest for @richmonder.bsky.social It was an privilege to do this story

TRAITOROUS BASTARD

Jkjk, not once have I ever been mistaken for laid back.

Who knew that @belowdeck.bsky.social would be the key to processing my recent menty b, as well as teaching me some things I needed to know about impersonal relations in the workplace, as an AuDHD-er. Bonkers.

Since I’ve got a lot of people with niche interests around me here…. I’d like to read a book about how boats are designed and built- mostly bigger ships, like large yachts to container ships. I don’t want it to be a textbook though. Recs? #boat #boatdesign #shipbuilding #nicheinterests #boating