a lady my friend is friends with just got divorced and is moving to mexico so she let us raid her house for stuff we want cuz she can't bring it all so now I have a little biblical blowtorch

i kno most of u guys dont care bc ur too little to read, but i just need to brag that i finally own at least 1 printed version of every story my favorite author ever wrote (w/ the exception of one unfinished novella which is stupidly rare), & now im excited to read them all in chronological order :D

in hs I was like a True Gooner n one time this girl I knew had sex w her bf for the first time and she was flexing the next day like "ohh I was a natural I made him cum 12 times in one night!!" and I went "woah holy shit!! my record is 7 in a day and then I threw up" and she looked unsettled

MIDDLE SPACERS STAY WINNINGGGG‼️‼️‼️

I love posting stuff that hits the abdl crowd and waking up to like a pack of preschoolers in my notifications

as u can see I've finally mastered the animal crossing art style by trying to do a completely different art style and not being very good at it

u kno what the heck is up !!!! #sk8sona

ok so sk8 smoothie kicks ass ,, I shld make a casey sk8sona ,,,

mods asleep post rare non-casey drawing

watching south park is always kinda nuts cuz some of my family went to high school w matt and trey and were friends with the actual kenny that they didn't get along with. so whenever I watch it I just wonder how real kenny feels about the existence of cartoon kenny

sometimes my friends headcanon so hard that my brain just subconsciously believes it to be true. I thought klavier gavin ace was a transwoman for like two years cuz I never played ace attorney and when my friend showed him to me and went "transfem" I was like yes of course

"the middle of the night" dear god ... its only 9:30................... I am elderly.................. anyway biyearly reminder that I like scat sorry gang. casey tummy bulge,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

I am being crushed to death in the Working Every Single Day For A Month Straight machine but at least I can find solace in what I love most. gross nasty casey jones thoughts in the middle of the night

enthralled by this message I recieved that was most certainly meant for my friend that was sent directly after saying I don't date because I'm not romantically attracted to people and don't like doing romantic things

they told her I've never been in a healthy relationship in my life which is not only false because of my current girlfie but also numerous past girlfies who were lovely but not compatible with me

BEING GAY IS SO HARD MAN

IT. ITS. ITS THE EX GIRLFRIEND OF THE GUY THEY BROKE UP WITH AND KICKED OUT A MONTH AGO

in a bizarre twist of fate my chronic dater polyamorous friend is trying to set ME up on a date

I got a new lipgloss and I work every day for the next month so I won't have any excuse to wear it for a While so I'm just wearing it around the house to show off to my cats

ppl always talk abt star trek yaoi but they never talk abt star trek yuri. uhura and nurse chapel r lezzing it up in that space ship

when labubus first started showing up in the world my first encounter with one was a girl wearing one at a rave and I pointed at it and said I LIKE UR LITTLE GUY and after that I started seeing them Everywhere all of a sudden and I felt I had somehow invoked the wrath of little guy

my solution is to play the sims 2 instead yayyy to strangetown I go

it’s his 15 minute break from solving whatever world-shattering issue he’s working on rn

I accidentally double dosed my hrt whoops

I’ve never smoked but something about this fuck makes me need to put out cigarettes on her tongue and use her mouth as an ash tray while she coughs on the smoke

throughout all of middle school all my friends were diehard homestucks and I wanted to be included so I just read the wiki a bunch and pretended I read it and nobody ever caught on and the only thing about it I ever truly cared about was dave and dirk incesting nasty style on rule34 dot xxx

gently cleaning a wiener after cbt like one would a delicate baby bird caught in an oil spill

how to fix the sims 4!!! please!!! its broken in the same way for everyone I know and none of us can figure it out!!!

I have a work thing tomorrow I am extremely nervous about so I've been having like a steady panic attack all day today and when my air conditioner shuts off it sounds like the transporters from star trek so I've accidentally discovered that star trek noises momentarily soothe me

what did he mean by this

every time there's a delicious caffeinated beverage I go "well if I get a small and drink it reaaaaaal slowly mayb it'll b ok!!" and then its not but I keep doing it

WHAT !!!

this is bullshit ,,,,,,,, I'm a girl let me say slurs

today I had do highlights on the shortest hair I've ever done highlights on and I'm ngl I don't believe in my handiwork at all

teehee u push her head down too hard and knock a tooth out in the process and blood smears on ur ween and she accidentally swallows the tooth so she's crying and wailing cuz HOW will the tooth fairy give her money if the tooth is SWALLOWED so u have to comfort her while her mouth blood is on ur dick

she goes eek!! you little pervert!! and then sits and waits patiently and then casey chews through an important wire and aprils computer shuts off and she loses 3 hours of grading work and contemplates quitting teaching forever

I am in a scary position. despite doing all I can, including applying for every job I could find, and being hired on for part time work, I am still unable to meet the financial requirements to secure housing. I need to find housing before the end of October. I cant do this without assistance,

they made me watch 5 straight hours of house md and now I have every disease in the world

WEEEEEE EMO LOLI JONES YAYYY YIPPEEEEE WAHOOOOOO YAYYYYYYYYY WAHOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a loud and concerning rattling just came from my ninja turtle arcade machine. like a moderately sized creature was squirming around in there

💥 IT'S TIME TO CLASH! 💥 Our event has now begun! 🗑 Trash v Treasure 💎 Time to get creating and score points for your team!

this is for the girls who love little brothers !! #tcest #leomikey

I'm fucking sobbing why is etsy advertising a $30 spiral into addiction curse to me. who is buying a $30 spiral into addiction curse

TRAGIC: girl becomes insanely autistic about a show it agreed to watch WITH someone so it only gets to watch FOUR EPISODES A WEEK

I'm regressing into a mother I want to show all my friends my le epic star trek memes I found on the internet but everyone is too busy. sad mommy sad sad mommy

I pulled the wire out and it still hurts so maybe this bra specifically just sucks ,, but at least its cute

my wife sends me beautiful dunmesh porn on twitter and then I have to hunt the artist down on bluesky to repost it,, many such cases,,

Whatever. Edging him

wearing my first proper underwire bra tonight cuz I don't wanna do laundry and I wore all my comfy ones and oh my GOD this sucks. why would you do this

🧡 saying with full confidence “a girl without a cock is like an angel without its wings” while staring at 💙 #tcest