if a genie gave me three wishes I would say world peace, make everyone a shapeshifter, and make event hosts send me addresses in a timely manner

jack in the box jumbo breakfast platter save me................ save me jack in the box jumbo breakfast platter..................................

every time I go "woaw my life is awesome rn!!" the universe sneaks up behind me and presses the barrel of a gun to the back of my head

all my cute patterned tights r ripping,,, what the hey,,

incredible things happening in my girlfriends subconscious

I just now realized I have been mentally pronouncing ibispaint as ibs paint for my entire life. which conjures very unpleasant imagery

time so far of me having a nose piercing and my dad not noticing: 1 month time so far of me having shaved 80% of my head and my dad not noticing: 2 hours

what are you implying about me

listen man I've struggled to cope with people being attracted to me physically for literally my entire life bcuz my body is so insanely incongruous to how I see myself in my mind etc etc etc and let me fucking tell u . having someone be attracted to DRAWINGS of you goes Fucking Crazy

self portrait

day 1 of the yaoi convention: I've already managed to find and purchase $100 of yuri merchandise

I found a bag of like 40 used lipglosses in my fav lip color for like $6 at the thrift store and u better fucking believe I suddenly don't believe in bacteria anymore

karai making casey suck the strap send tweet

Comm sketch for @troongala.bsky.social ‼️‼️‼️ thank mutagen for strap-ons🙏😤 Thank u so much for ur comm!!!

me and my sibling have been complaining about it for years but like why DOES rockafeller skank have a horrible loud noise in it for no discernable reason. why doesn't anyone else complain about it. are we missing something

I give myself like two passes a year to get drunk alone and I have used my first one to drink soju and jack off and eat spaghetti god bless anerica

popsicle time! im trying something new!! #tcest #riseoftheshotas #riseofthelolisho 🔁❤️ for part 2 !!!

first lil experiment w oil paint,, it is very unwieldy but very fun >:) handling face details is very hard but mayb it wld be a bit easier on a bigger canvas,, I want to paint more girls in Situations [cuts & disembowelment]

I love cleaning but I can like never ever clean the RIGHT thing,, I take my meds and go holyyyy shiiiiit I need to clean all the grout in my bathroom with a toothbrush right now. while my kitchen is full of yucky dishes

I am positively obsessed with targeted advertising. why am I being advertised this book. what is this book. why is it kind of working. I should not spend $35 on this book. but like. look at it

casey jonez date fit

my favorite part of my room is the fact that if u stand in the middle of it ur being looked at by 4 different casey jones masks. if u enter my room u are being viewed by The Council

its girl scout cookie season so heres ur yearly reminder that theres a list of this years trans girl scouts u can order cookies from!! www.erininthemorning.com/p/2026-trans...

the most beautiful part of life is when theres a girl in your bedroom asking you about ninja turtles

RAHHHHHHHHH @sparkledogcore.bsky.social STICKER HAUL I FUCKING LOVE STICKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALSO BRACELETS AND BADGE RIBBONS!!!!!!! I FUCKING LOVE ITEMS!!!!!!!!!!

every time someone comes to my door to tell me to vote for someone my cat sits at the screen door and yells at them the entire time and forces them to acknowledge her. I will acknowledge your politician but in return you must acknowledge my little old lady

ok I'll watch heated rivalry

I have never posted my face on the public internet and yet I have literally stumbled upon photos of my own face on the internet. is that not at least kind of fucked up. that your face is on the internet no matter what you do if you go outside ever

Balloon dog bondage

I got scented diapers for the first time and I underestimated how intense the smell would be,, my whole room smells like diaper,, this kinda rocks actually

I went to a college hockey game today and it was more lit than the rave last night!!! and our team literally lost!!!

as I walked into the rave last night some guy was like "I hope this is cool" and I was like "its a fucking silent hill rave at an abandoned hospital. it can't NOT be cool" and then we got in and discovered that actually a silent hill rave at an abandoned hospital CAN not be cool

getting gender euphoria from my friends response to me worrying about my ability to properly care for my new worms,, I am worm mama,, 🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱 my babys................

uh oh

most un-plur motherfucker I know is trying to use me as an in to get into a rave he's not invited to I'm gonna lose my mind

my favorite navajo taco place is CLOSED!!!!!!!!!!!! I am DEVASTATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it appears I set a 2:50 pm alarm to jerma in my sleep last night

nobodys allowed in or out ,, I couldn't even order a midnight gas station hot dog delivery,, I am an innocent bystander being punished for the crimes of others,, hot dog,,

I want a hot dog but I can't get to a hot dog cuz they're taking crime scene photos like 5 feet from my front door

I finished playing through The Legend of Zelda OoT the other day and it left me with the irresistable urge to draw Malon wearing a store brand Pull-Up~ #abdlart #abdl #pullup

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ouuuu pixie jone s.........,

picking my nose for the last time before getting a nostril piercing today,, sighs wistfully,,

I need to make bad personal decisions for enrichment. its been too long since I've caused problems for myself on purpose

I love being a cartoon character I cannot even begin to conceive of a life where I'm not a cartoon character

pixie work doodle because I like her :)

I can't tell if someone just very aggressively littered a can out their car window while coincidentally right driving by me or if someone with extremely bad aim just threw a can at me

NEKO NATION IS BACK⁉️ FR⁉️