I think I jusr had a nightmare where a self driving car called me racist

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO

very smart political career haver friend: hey what do u think is the biggest threat to our city rn? me: me. I'm the city supervillain I'm gonna take over soon friend: I see... I'll tell [politician she works with] to keep an eye out for casey jones.... thank u for helping keep the city safe

at the basketball game today there was a kid who spent the entire game glaring at us every couple minutes and during halftime he took our seats so we moved a row back and he started turning around just to glare at us. that kid wanted us DEAD

I bought my dad a $110 book of anime porn for christmas I hope I get it in the will when he dies

a stranger cat cried at me today and I said to him "who are you! I don't know you!" and my neighbor whom I didn't know was there laughed at me

the frequency of etsy shops closing down like right after I order something is becoming concerning. is it me. am I killing them

every time I look down theres another marj in my notebook... spooky... [abdl]

I've worn my moon boots to a positively unwearable state ,, at this point I really just need to get new ones but what do I do with my old fucked up ones I can't just throw them away :(

dropped pickled ginger on an ant by accident,, can u imagine just being a little dude and then a huge piece of pickled ginger lands on ur head

pinterest has inexplicably started regularly showing me realistic silicone feet and I cannot even begin to fathom what algorithm nonsense happened to make it think I wanted that

I live in the desert yes but you can pry my snowboarding pants and snowboots from my sweaty dead hands

doggies having an extremely normal time

my wife asked for nudes and I said no bcuz I was listening to eric cartman poker face and I didn't wanna stop and you know it truly loves me because it took that as a valid and understandable excuse

instead of doing work at work you can just draw south parks nobody can stop u

I love getting into extremely mainstream media and going "yippee! surely there will be so much merch and fancontent for me!!" and then accidentally fixating on the exact characters nobody gaf about

jimmayyyy again bcuz idk if I wanna draw noses on these guys so nose test doodle ,, hrm,,

thank u etsy

my therapist said I should draw south park porn god bless mental health professionals

in my sleepy haze I tried to turn on jerma to go to bed and in doing so I accidentally opened doordash and searched for him there. I don't want to eat jerma. i'm sorry

Winter Themed Couple YCH’s are now open!! Will do any fandom, ocs welcome! All money is going towards Christmas presents for my family this year because I’ve struggled to get a job. Thank you to anyone that buys one! Kofi payments only! Please DM/reply if interested! Thank you!

Commissions are now officially open from 06/07/2025 until whenever I decide to close them! :D DM if interested or if you have any questions!

marj gets PANTSED and all the kids LAUGH AT HER (NOT CLICKBAIT) !!!!!!!!!!!!!! hashtag diaper moment

jimmayyyy

chat I don't think I'm gonna escape the south park autism I'm so sorry I think ur gonna keep seeing terrible south park doodles on ur timeline

evidently I've become way desensitized to self harm stuff cuz I changed in front of someone and she went "um,, I saw something concerning,, when ur pants were off,," and I looked this poor girl in the face and went "?? u mean my wiener?"

gynecologist obama be like uhhh let me pap smear

tw: Blood surprised anyone can get around this place without soiling themselves 😨 #abdl #diaper #diapergirl

I'M HOME I'M HOME FINALLY I GET TO EAT MY BODY WEIGHT IN CANDY AND WATCH THE NEW SK8 SMOOTHIE PEACE AND LOVE ON PLANET EARTH

hunched over scribbling little marjorines between tasks at work to keep myself sane

a new level of cookage is descending upon attention spans

Join us tomorrow night for somethin real spookyyy~! 🎃✨ make sure to sub on YT so you can catch the premiere <3 www.youtube.com/@SK8SMOOTHIE

my wife is so understanding of my affliction

I want to go home and draw terrible comics nobody cares about but instead I have to be a "productive member of society" and "be employed"

u can just draw badly on purpose and nobody can stop u . u don't have to draw good at all u can just draw bad that's an option

I need a new wiimote cuz one of mine broke and I should definitely just get a cheap one from the local game store but there is a little demon on my shoulder that keeps whispering "custom casey jones wiimote......." in my ear

lol Star Trek, and Star Trek fandom, was FAMOUS for having a hell of a lot more women than other SF/F fandoms! That’s where all the Kirk/Spock slashfic stuff came from!!! Star Trek, LotR, D&D, Pern, Interview With The Vampire… these were the fucking CORNERSTONES of early geek girl culture!

I don't fw gooner edits that steal other ppls art but if I was evil and didn't care about that I would make a gooner edit account where I just edit drawings of casey sucking dick to replace the dick w bottles of soylent and I would bring forth a new age of soyboy forcefem gooners

the world can be an evil place but there is always one beautiful glowing light at the end of any difficult tunnel,,,, coming online and interacting with other ppl talking about casey being little and tiny and having terrible things happen to her

teehee she does it for $5 and a pack of gushers but little do they know she'd do it for free >:) < and they think they're bullying her by laughing at her crying but jokes on them she likes that too

instead of sleeping I like to send my wife images of bugs I found on the internet and say this is us

I brought my wii to a party and a bunch of drunk college kids played just dance and when they played rasputin literally everyone in the room danced along to it cuz we all knew the dance by heart except one girl who had never played just dance who looked So Fucking Scared

drinking alcohol makes me EXTREMELY ITCHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! why does it do that

mayb,, blue hair,,, cuz the face paint looks better w dark hair,, mayb I'll commit to the bit and just b raver jones,,

its one of my headmates birthday today and my wife bought us cinnamon roll pancake birthday breakfast,, sniffles,, I love my wife,,, ue ue ue,,,

I'm nawt feeling dying my hair black this year ,, usually I have black hair in the winter and blonde in the summer but perhaps this year for halloween I will b blonde casey jones