Alas, my time posting on social media has come to an end. There’s many reasons why, but the most important one is that I’m simply not getting anything out of the experience and want to develop better paths to contentment. If I ever get serious about writing again, I may return.

This meme makes me want to start a cover band that reimagines a whole bunch of classic rock songs in ye olde English just for funsies…

Tell me why?

As a professional bald person, I can answer this inquiry, Number One. We wash our face up until we make it all the way back to the nape of our neck. Essentially, you wash the face, the scalp, the whole damn thing.

Self care is highly important

It’s nearly 2 AM and I feel dead, that’s close enough… right?

A caller, gettin' laid tonight. Swisher rolled tight, gotta sprayed by Ike…

Honestly, I’m good either way…

TGIF or whatever…

It me

I think I’m going to start keeping a collection of humorously honest door mats that I change out every now and then, just to set the right tone when anyone tries to visit me.

There’s a lot of talk about the 1st Amendment and freedom of speech by all sides of the political spectrum. Freedom of speech is extremely important and should be protected at all costs. The key thing to remember is that the freedom of speech is not a protection from the consequences of your speech.

“And I ain't got no money and I ain't got no hair.”

My executives have decided that dysfunction is the only purpose I can serve today. Send help. I beg…

I’ve done too much today, spoken with too many people, and feel like I’ve barely taken any time to relax. I should do absolutely nothing tomorrow (I won’t be able to, but it’s what I should do).

Accurate

It’s s probably not the best way to get through each day, but it is my way. #coffee

I’ve only been at work an hour today and can confirm this is true. I may never get to be done working at this rate.

Lord have mercy…

TFW you’re stuck listening to someone continue to complain about the most inane thing imaginable…

Coffee doesn’t even wake me up, it’s more like an emotional support drink for me. A nice warm comforting mug of…

So long as that horse is playing “Careless Whisper” on that there saxophone, then yes, that is strangely how I feel right now…

All the time, it’s why I’m so knowledgeable about a ton of mostly useless topics…

Happy Monday or whatever

Welcome to being middle-aged where, by law, every major movement you make requires a grunt/sigh…

Words to live by. Own your weirdness.

Hocus Pocus, I’ve lost my focus (again).

Video games and are in a committed and loving relationship. We have been in love for over 30 years and are still going hot and heavy to this day. We do it all the time. #VideeGames

Definitely feels this way sometimes. Also, I should probably be sleeping.

Sending an immediately actionable work email on Friday after lunch time should be illegal. I should be able to call the police and report this as a crime.

I’m all about the slow and quiet romance. Oh, and TGIF or whatever…

Undiagnosed, but something ain’t right…

Seeing too many people and going to too many obligations recently got me feeling like…

My brain just logged me out due to inactivity, and now I can’t remember the password to get back in…

Gen X is just built different from other generations, perhaps incorrectly but most definitely indestructible and feral. We rule… #GenX

This is why nobody would be able to take me seriously if I were a villain.

Hudson Hawk. I’m not even sort of kidding.

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I don’t know the cause of it, but today really got me feeling like…

Me too, girl. Happy hump day or whatever… #coffee

I'm blue, da-ba-dee, da-ba-di…

I mean, what even is the point of living in modern society as it exists today if you’re not a rude boy/girl?

Please, Adele, I’m begging you. Teach me how to live like this.

My Monday mood be like…

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains

I’m ready. Beam me up little green men…

Sometimes things can have more than one valid purpose…

If Purki doesn’t re-debut in 2026 on a new label with all 6 members, I’ll probably be done with k-pop for a while. #PURPLE_KISS

I’ve gotten to a point where I no longer want to be a passenger in a car anymore. If I’m not in control of the vehicle, I don’t want to be in it. If you want me to ride shotgun, you better have a Driver’s Ed car where I can steer or break if I need to relinquish control from you.