Since getting home I haven't been able to shake the cold out of my bones. When I was wondering around aimlessly I was SO HOT but I must have caught cold air anyway. Hhhhhh.

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Where did the misconception come from that the ppl managing social media accounts are interns and not highly qualified members of staff with degrees in public relations?

Mahjong boy

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I had a meltdown on my own and it just so happened that my Mom was in a bar nearby so guess where I ended up...😑

...oh I see

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Maybe the members are catching on but certain members simply don't care. Certain members are just going to keep pushing and pushing and pushing this new state or normal and we have to either deal with it or leave.

I went in the Korean supermarket and the lady at the till pointed between her and the other lady and said "do you think we're strange Asian people" and in that moment I lost the ability to think and speak. I went "ha...huh?"

A girl pushed in front of me in the line for the loo and I was NOT happy. Then her bf in a balaclava started threatening everyone saying that she was going first. Go piss girl; we can hold it. But dump the guy bc he'll let you down with an attitude like that.

Floof.

Can I introduce you to "alien in a jar in the living room that my sister bought in 1997 and now we're scared to touch it because it might have diseases" Yeah so...wtf?

English culture is having to look up which stadiums have football matches on every weekend to make sure u don't get squished on public transport

Great. I'm the oldest person on earth now.

10 things I like to get to know me again: 🌸 Stand Up Comedy (good only) 🌸 Singing (with intent) 🌸 Queer Theory, lit, cinema 🌸 Vampires 🌸 Ballet (watching, doing not successful) 🌸 80s chart music, funk, disco 🌸 Metal, Pop Punk, Hardcore (post) 🌸 Live music 🌸 The theatre 🌸 Art galleries (free)

Now that a week has passed, there's no doubt in my mind that this was weird.

I miss them. SM has taken so much from me. I must seek revenge. open.spotify.com/track/7C6DmS...

I kept thinking while watching "omg imagine he's queer that would be so fun" then remembered that he probably won't be :(

You know Kyungsoo is autistic for real bc people have started hating on him for being bossy and emotionless. One of us. One of us.

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Doesn't feel nice when someone misrepresents facts about you does it? They're so...unbelievable.

Agonising chats with my drunk father part 100000. Me: I can smell gas. Him: we have carbon monoxide monitors and they're not going off so there's no gas Me: yes but I can smell this so it isn't carbon monoxide Him: then what's the issue? There's no carbon monoxide. Me: a different gas?

The wind is still howling and it's boring now. I think it's the shape of my window that does it but it's haunting. It sounds like someone's bellowing.

Me too *distant screaming sounds* *roof tile falls into frame. It's on fire* 🙂👍

Saaaaaaaame.

ADP won the daesang at KGMA?? Omg nooooooooooo way 😑

I reeaaaaaallly should have just gone to work today. Today was a mistake but I had to use my leave up because they said I can't carry any more over. I carried over 7 days last year bc I didn't want them.

I so often think about how easy this situation would be if I just idk...had a social life. Had friends to go to, had places to go, had things to do. I've been trying not to harp in about having no friends around bc I worry that people will assume I deserve it but...it's so lonely.

I suppose there is logic to this because if people are given what they want on her terms, they'll stop digging. And after a while her posts about soup and the school run will become less and less scandalous to people and they'll get bored.

At least someone is winning at life

The issue for me with the idea of exo always being 9 in theory but not reality is that it has the vibe of people saying "he's here in spirit" "she's always with us" like YEAH exo has 9 people and has done for years but in my reality, they aren't. Not in a way that I can see them.

Apple loyalists are deeply unserious people. Tf you mean "IPhone pocket" you mean a PHONE SOCK?? Girl people with money must have to trade in their brains first cause...

The wind is horrendous. I've never known anything like it I'm surprised the house hasn't blown down. It's hoooooowling.

Baekhyun was limping earlier and he thinks he's cracked his toe. Can't check til Monday. Someone cursed this man and I will find them.

SAME!!

Ordered so much at Greggs they gave me a free sausage roll 😂 oh boi ahahajk

It appears I sent Baekhyun a very emotional bubble at 2:57 am...if you want the truth out of me, catch me when I've just woken up and you WILL get it.

This is so me. Having crushes on gay guys is so freeing, actually. So FUN.

I love this gifsgshshsjaj

My contribution to the "is Baekhyun big or small" discussion as someone who has been within prodding distance, he's kinda neither. He's about 5 ft 8, he has a very small frame, very small arms and waist and face. But then his shoulders are MASSIIIIIIIIVE

Can't go to the Christmas Market anymore because the storm is too bad so I'll just sit here and wallow in my sadness. Might as well have GONE TO WORK.

If that man ain't dead, stop making me look at his face. Come back to me when u know for sure.

I keep thinking it'll hurt my feelings less with time but it still really hurts. Damn.

People asking how many members. Nah it's time to wake up. RING RING. It'll be 6 MAX. Maybe not even that many.

Sm sending "exo" to award shows now as well...they're actually hillarious 🙂😐

Ppl do this with exo's childhood photos as well. UMM that's not yours, though, is it?

Same...I now wonder why but.

Look at this CHAIR