Last night I dreamed Beverly Hills Cop Eddie Murphy fought The Golden Child Eddie Murphy. BHC won but it was close.

I realize there are much bigger problems in the world right now but I just found out FedEx lost a box of comics on its way to me, so if you could remember me in your prayers, I'd appreciate it.

Masked ICE agents seize at least 8 people in Saratoga Springs "Everyone is concerned. These are customers and friends that I talk to every day." www.timesunion.com/news/article...

Trump says Biden had "Stage 9" cancer. Pretty sure that's when all five lions become one giant robot.

So psyched for this and Badlands.

As a homeowner, whenever someone walks their dog(s) past our yard, I always want to watch. And I'm always worried they think I'm just cranky and don't want them to crap on the lawn when in reality I'm just all "Ooh, doggo!"

MICK MISSING ENTERTAINMENT WRITING: Golly gee I miss entertainment writing. MICK A MONTH AFTER ENTERTAINMENT WRITING AGAIN: oh is it being kept under wraps? TIGHTLY under wraps, now. TIGHTLY UNDER WRAPS. I'll shoot the next motherfucker who has something under wraps. LEARN NEW WORDS

Nine hundred years will do that.

For the most part I agree with the writer because he's me and correct.

It occurs to me work from home privileges would solve most problems in Severance.

Checked out Reacher on Amazon. Not a fan. I'm not saying it's a bad show, I just cringe a little at stories where the point is "This is a perfect person. Now here's an hour of people acting surprised at how perfect he is."

"Charcuterie" is an excellent word. That is all.

Finally saw Alien: Romulus. Overall a fun movie, but the Ian Holm CGI thing was cringey as hell and totally unnecessary. There's no reason he couldn't have just been an android who looked and sounded like someone else.

Spoilers for episodes 3 and 4.

Minor spoilers for Brave New World.

I might have to check this out.

MAJOR SPOILERS here. If you haven't seen the first episode of Daredevil: Born Again, DO NOT READ. But if you have, then I think I have a pretty solid theory here.

Had a port surgically installed in my chest today for easier access during immunotherapy. So I officially deem myself a cyborg. To celebrate, I’m going back in time to mess with Davy Crockett.

Jack the Ripper has been positively identified as barber Aaron Kosminski. If you know an English conspiracy theorist, reach out today. Make sure they're okay. 😢

www.writingco-lab.com/classes/what... In this generative class, we will discuss how fairy tales can be sources of plot, symbols, and narrative shapes outside of retelling.

Last night at a pottery for beginners class a woman told me "you're letting the clay push you rather than you pushing the clay." Hey everybody. Yoda's not a Jedi anymore. He's making ashtrays in Troy.

I have a CAT scan at noon so I'm not supposed to eat or drink between 8 am and noon, and I don't want to be dramatic but I'm pretty sure this will kill me.

Twin Peaks rewatch- S2, E4, Ben Horne starts creeping on some beauty queen finalists. Does everything have to remind us of the president?

Donald Trump: "FEMA is going to be a whole big discussion very shortly, because I'd rather see the states take care of their own problems." To quote Stephen Fry, "THEN WHAT ARE YOU FOR?"

Reading The Night Always Comes by one of my favorite living authors, Willy Vlautin. The hero is a young woman going to extremes to keep her family together and takes place in the span of 24 hours. I fan-cast Julia Garner in the role only to learn Vanessa Kirby has already been cast in an adaptation.

20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you one book per day for 20 days in no particular order no explanations no reviews just covers.

And you know all the Trump supporters are going to say those weren't Nazi salutes. "Oh he was just waving." Fucking cowards. Every single one.

YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIIIEEEE!!!!!!

I'm enjoying my Twin Peaks rewatch, but god DAMN it's making me miss smoking.

Enjoying explaining Twin Peaks characters to my wife. "Norma and Ed are boning. Norma is married to a convict, Ed is married to a lady obsessed with drape runners. That's James-He was Laura's side dude. That's the Laura actress but now she's playing Laura's cousin. Y'know, identical...cousins."

So TikTok's like "No more" so I deleted the app. Now it's like "jk we're back" but the apple store won't let me download the app. I guess no one's gonna see these sick dance moves.

20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you one book per day for 20 days in no particular order no explanations no reviews just covers.

I don't know how I just noticed this. They're serving Cooper decaf? And he likes it? Cooper and decaf? That is a decaf coffee pot handle WHAT KIND OF SICK WORLD IS THIS NOW

Rewatching some Twin Peaks last night and when they find Laura Palmer's body, I couldn't help but think that Sheriff Truman should've shut the hell up - we could use more cops who cry at murder scenes.

In 1992, a Laserdisc was released in Japan called Twin Peaks: Visual Soundtrack featuring the iconic Twin Peaks musical themes played over footage of Twin Peaks locations shot by a Japanese crew

For murdering the dude who kidnapped my son and yanking cybernetic implants out of his dead brain. But, tbf he was working for my son at the time. I don't know how that would help in my defense but I feel it should.

I discovered David Lynch through a Twin Peaks marathon in the '90s. The last couple of seconds of the series finale - airing somewhere around 2 or 3 am - left me literally, physically shaking the next day. No screen media before or since has hit me so viscerally. He was a master.

No more garmonbozia for David Lynch. RIP.

I was just told that since I only have the one kidney left, I need to keep a healthy blood pressure. Then I was told in order to do that I need to "relax" and "be happy" and "not stress out." All the time?!?!?! I need to do that just... perpetually?!?!? What am I, Willie Nelson? Come on

I’ve been reading a recent Deadpool Team-Up mini purely because the Hulk is in it and I have to say I don’t like how people bash Rob Liefeld’s art. It takes away from how horrible a writer he is.

It might be weird but I liked how Jean-Ralphio's lyrics didn't end on the rhyme.

Finished the first volume of Attack on Titan and learned something important about my manga preferences. If your manga is about cats trying to take over the world or a rooster fighting giant demons, shut up and take my money. If your manga tries to tell a serious story, get the hell out of my face.

I dreamed Furio from The Sopranos kept bugging me to go to the gym with him. So I did but when we got there I just went to the Men's Room and peed.

I dreamed Matthew McConaughey played Batman in the Matt Reeves movie. At the end of the movie he quits being Batman. He strips off his costume to reveal he has a tail, then he skitters away on all fours like a crazy lizard man. Also, he can fly by just inhaling deeply and then exhaling.