If life has taught me anything, it's taught me that someone who chooses to go by Scooter should not be listened to under any circumstances.

Nazi vampire has thoughts on blood of political rivals, update at 10:00

Genuinely curious why she was given that option.

Brawndo, coming to an irrigation system near you.

Victory lapping an unnecessary decision you made to starve Americans is certainly a decision.

Was there a point in time that plagiarism was considered difficult? The fuck are you on about?

As opposed to you guys who want to molest them, I'll take the vegan.

I compare him to anal fissures, but potato tomato I guess.

Oh my God it's time to panic because if you count literally EVERY OTHER RACE IN THE CITY TO A MAN...there's a couple more of them than whites.

Precisely what everyone who faced repercussions for calling a racist a racist should do.

FFDP White Knuckles on repeat today

Probably because what he's heard is the bullshit he and the rest of them make up. Fuck off, Nazi

Guy is not beating the micro peen allegations

Presumably one had just slithered out of each of his ears

Have you ever seen a picture of a person and known you'd never achieve the level of cool that person has attained in their lifetime? Yeah...

He didn't get to choose because his boss Bibi told him when, where, and how.

I wonder if all Trump supporters have had multiple concussions in recent months, it would explain a lot.

So, they behave like he and his wife?

Trump reading this and getting confused...

Call me when we can oust her from the planet.

This is the single most maddening thing to me. It shows the entire system is a complete sham. The United States government is a joke at every level and we've survived off of blind luck until today.

True enough, but who said anything about doubling there, bucko? I believe fair share is what people want, like my 30% plus rate.

I'm so tired of this nonsense. I had no idea until today my usual gas spot's pumps cut out at $150. I do now, because gas is $2 a gallon MORE than when Biden was in office. Fuck you Duffy, assclown.

S.Y.L.P am I right?

Such as weaponization of the department of homeland security? That kind of weaponization?

Fucking really? 1.776... fuck off into the sun, Republicans. All of you.

There are times when website moderations should be turned off so people such as this could truly receive the responses they deserve.

Any President that sues his own government, while in office, should immediately be impeached.

Project 2025 is in place and America as we knew it is gone. Good job, Americans. I hope everyone that isn't a billionaire is ready to starve slowly.

Dude?

This is fucking insane

The next politician who makes this argument should not be given the opportunity to speak out loud ever again.

This is like someone walking out of The Louvre with the Mona Lisa under their arm and nobody bothering to stop them. It's astounding that white people want to get to be pieces of shit so bad they'll let a grifting old pants paster take everything from them and their countrymen. Fucking losers.

No surprise the comeback of religion coincides with the comeback of facism and racism.

Ah yes, the traditional 57 second blink

How to tell your government was running around carefree and stepped on and immediately fell into a foreign policy cowpie.

I cannot tell you how mad I am that my new favorite headline is from Fox

These absolute monstrosities on the Supreme Court should never know peace again.

At this point, I think Dungeon Crawler Carl might be the meaning of life.

I'm sure going to the even more partisan and evil pack of judges will do the trick.

Jump in a hot tub with your jeans on, and invite Kid Rock, also ask him to bring some raw milk. Should be ship shape in no time.

Incredible that redistricting is unconstitutional when it favors Democrats but they'll cancel an active election to let Republicans do it. Just an insane system of "governance" we have in this country.

Okay, fuck you.

I am anti domestic terrorism until an automated slop call interrupts my audiobooks, in which case I am pro nuclear weaponry.

Ok, that's enough please.

Whoops

200 million privately funded dollars took the least surprising left turn in history.

He pulled its head off and tossed the body like a grenade into a Hudson News

Sorry big titties, that is incorrect. It means to throw out or remove, good try though.