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Nico Gelos, editor KnockOn.News - a political satire on Trump & the GOP
How New York Knicks fans lost twice last night... First, with the arrival of Trump. Which triggered a low-vibe crowd and a sad loss [115 to 111] in NBA Finals Game 3.
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Dump Trump
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about 15 hours ago
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The administration insists it’s not war, just a bold new strategy where negotiations begin after you’ve already taken the other side’s cash. 😂😂😂.
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- a satire.
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1 day ago
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At this rate, Trump’s “Nixon-style wave” from Marine One, post-midterms, might be the first time his own party applauds from a safe distance. 😂😂😂.
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- a satire.
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3 days ago
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Finally, four Republicans got brains and crossed the aisle, and suddenly everyone remembered Congress is supposed to think. Dump Trump at Midterms…😂😂😂.
KnockOnNews.Substack.com
- a satire.
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4 days ago
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WOW, did you see that? Congress finally flexed its war powers. But mostly for show. Kick them to Curb at Midterms…😂😂😂.
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- a satire.
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4 days ago
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DUMP TRUMP 2026 Midtern T-Shirts Now Available KnockOn.News TikTok Shop. Visit Today: Finally… a gift shop for people united by one thing: Dumping Trump starting with Midterms 2026. 😂 Visit now:
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5 days ago
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Democrats flip seats, USPS gains power, and suddenly your ballot has a tracking number and a chaperone.😂😂😂.
KnockOnNews.Substack.com
- a satire. Dump Trump
#Midterms
#OccupyDemocrats
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#pdamerica
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6 days ago
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Trump launched a Middle East war for “leverage” and is now shocked it came with unlimited expansion and no off switch. 😂😂😂.
KnockOnNews.Substack.com
- a satire. Dump Trump
#Midterms
#OccupyDemocrats
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7 days ago
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The Great American State Fair is now just a MAGA rally with better staging, with a lot fewer performers. 😂😂😂.
KnockOnNews.Substack.com
- a satire. Dump Trump
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8 days ago
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When AdamSandler, MarioLópez &
@joerogantop.bsky.social
pass on Trump’s UFC birthday bash… then your event is probably too cringe... 😂😂😂.
KnockOnNews.Substack.com
- a satire. Dump Trump
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9 days ago
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“America First” now apparently means shipping Americans to another continent and calling it innovation. 😂😂😂.
KnockOnNews.Substack.com
- a satire. Dump Trump @ Midterms
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10 days ago
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The new campaign slogan appears to be: no rush on peace deals, no concern for elections, and absolutely no shortage of National Guard units.
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11 days ago
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KnockOnNews Store open Where Today’s Headlines on the President become Tomorrow’s Punchlines
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11 days ago
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A quieter government might sound efficient, but when workers can’t speak up, problems don’t disappear - they just go unreported to the taxpayers Democracy Dies In Darkness...
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- a satire. Trump unveils groundbreaking “peace through bombing” strategy as Iran talks “go beautifully” amid ongoing strikes. 😂😂😂. FOLLOW ME End War Now
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13 days ago
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New polling shows MAGA voters suffering from “Trump fatigue,” a condition caused by watching your own party trip over itself in real time. 😂😂😂
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14 days ago
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President Trump's "Biggly Wiggly" plans over the weekend prevented him from attending Junior's wedding. Just too busy being scattered, I guess! 😂😂😂 FOLLOW ME & SUBSCRIBE:
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- a satire. Time to Impeach:
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15 days ago
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White House calls it a breakthrough deal, while Iran calls it “what are you talking about.” 😂😂😂. Subscribe:
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Follow me on BlueSky Help Stop The Lies:
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16 days ago
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Trump’s revenge tour is hitting a snag now that he’s officially run out of strangers to be mad at. 😂😂😂 Subscribe:
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-a satire Follow me on BlueSky Stop the Nonsense
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17 days ago
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The Senate thought it was voting on border funding — then found a mystery DOJ add-on attached like a legislative barnacle.. 😂😂😂 FOLLOW ME & SUBSCRIBE:
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- a satire. Stop the Nonsense
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18 days ago
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Every time Trump wins a primary, another voter quietly logs off and touches reality... they land back on earth.😂😂😂 Read:
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FOLLOW ME Beat The GOP:
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19 days ago
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Experts agree... the real weaponization damage on 330 million Americans wasn’t the January 6th event, it was the 5-year director’s cut that played everywhere. 😂😂😂 FOLLOW ME
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- a satire. Stop the Crazy:
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20 days ago
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😂😂😂 Trump says the clock is ticking very loudly...But looks like Iran's not listening. 😂😂😂. FOLLOW ME AND SUBSCRIBE:
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- a satire. End this crazy war:
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21 days ago
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The new Republican platform: loyalty first, policy optional, memory never 😂😂😂 FOLLOW ME & SUBSCRIBE:
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- a satire. Stop the Nonsense
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22 days ago
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The grift, it seems, is no longer a bug of the system. It’s becoming a feature.😂😂😂 FOLLOW ME AND SUBSCRIBE:
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- a satire. Stop the spend:
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23 days ago
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Air Farce One landed with American leverage and departed with complimentary tote bags. 😂 😂 😂 FOLLOW ME & SUBSCRIBE:
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- a satire. Stop the Nonsense
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24 days ago
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Future generations won’t study D.C. history, they’ll study Monument cleanup, as it gets power-washed for the first time in 250 years. FOLLOW ME & SUBSCRIBE:
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- a satire Stop the spend:
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25 days ago
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Customers are upset their gold phones may never arrive. Trump Mobile says they could arrive. Just unclear on timing & condition.😂.
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FOLLOW ME Stop the Griff
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26 days ago
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Nixon left office 29 months after he visited China. The World is hoping for Trump to decide on a faster exit strategy.
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FOLLOW ME TODAY Impeach time?
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27 days ago
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From conspiracy threads to CAPS LOCK rants, the “Sundown Hour” is now must-watch chaos for staff and spectators alike.
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- a satire. FOLLOW ME Impeach time?
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28 days ago
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Trump says the Iran strike is “imminent,” which now apparently means “maybe eventually.” A man of many confusing decisions SUBSCRIBE TODAY:
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29 days ago
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Trump’s counting gold while GOP candidates are funding campaigns with thoughts and prayers. FOLLOW ME AND SUBSCRIBE:
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a satire. Dems bound for Victory:
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30 days ago
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Nothing says “law and order” like a prix fixe pardon menu at the White House with membership to Mar-a-Lago. FOLLOW ME & SUBSCRIBE:
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about 1 month ago
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Nothing says “master negotiator” like holding 37 UNO cards and panicking you forgot the game you were playing.. FOLLOW ME & SUBSCRIBE:
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- a satire. Go Fish:
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about 1 month ago
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The ballroom is free; the billion-dollar bill is just for keeping you out, and the rich people safe inside from the people who paid for it. 😂😂😂 FOLLOW ME & SUBSCRIBE:
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about 1 month ago
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The Gold Card promises elite access, instant status, and the once-in-a-lifetime experience of being the only person who fell for it. Sucker!
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FOLLOW ME!!! Prcieless Laugh:
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about 1 month ago
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The Supreme Court of the United States: delivering culture-war delays since…unexpectedly today. FOLLOW ME & SUBSCRIBE:
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- a satire. Applaud the Court:
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about 1 month ago
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At the end of the day, Trump will not be able to buy legacy, but he’ll charge everyone for it. FOLLOW ME AND SUBSCRIBE:
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- a satire. End His Ego,:
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about 1 month ago
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“Lunatics can’t have nukes,” said the crazy guy with the encrypted key and button. FOLLOW ME AND SUBSCRIBE:
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- a satire. Stop the lunacy,:
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about 1 month ago
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Peace rejected to protect “leverage,” aka vibes and a flickering blockade. Stop to lunacy,:
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about 1 month ago
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D.C.’s favorite parlor game returned: “Who’s in charge right now?” Sponsored by whoever reaches the exit first. Impeach Both:
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about 1 month ago
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Nothing like a global conflict to really kill the mood… and apparently the “Condom” supply chain too. Stop Trump, Bring Back Foreplay:
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about 1 month ago
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How historians & Hollywood will record Trump-Iran War... Apocalypse Now theme & Kid Rock in an Apache 🤣 Stop The Madness:
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about 1 month ago
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Headng to the beach day, stay because your shell arrangement is now a matter of national security.🤣 Stop the Non-sense:
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about 1 month ago
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Strange New Bedfellows ... While Trump tries to broker peace with Iran, Iran’s texting Russia like “u up? Wanna chat?” Help Stop This War Madness:
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about 1 month ago
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When a “Houdini-style” intruder gets closer to power in minutes than reporters do in careers, Washington doesn’t fix security—it just rewrites the headline. Find The Truth:
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about 1 month ago
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With approval at 33%, Trump reassured Americans that numbers are “historic, fake, and will be incredible,” while aides scramble to confirm whether reality itself needs a reset. Time for a solid Dem at midterms
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about 1 month ago
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Trump’s “perfect map” worked so well it rerouted Republican wins straight into the Democrats’ inbox like political spam he accidentally subscribed to himself.
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about 2 months ago
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Trump unveils a bold new peace strategy: shooting a few very explosive boats in the world’s busiest oil lane. Slick move, moron! Stop the madness:
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about 2 months ago
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“Very stable ceasefire,” available on week-to-week basis, because nothing says peace like recurring conflict charges and a cancellation policy that never kicks in. Time to Impeach:
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about 2 months ago
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