Was told I looked fat at Christmas.

Beard and belly

Need to spread out MORE.

My Instagram account is back. Some bullshit though. Ended up mass-emailing 15+ support and employee emails at meta/instagram and commenting on random meta higher-ups LinkedIn posts. Since they don’t have any kind of support or emails or phone numbers public anymore nor humans to talk to.

My Instagram was banned for “child sexual exploitation, abuse and nudity”… their “AI” is going insane and banning tons of people for the same reason. If they don’t reverse course then this might end up being my main account.

I might be kinda big.

Full and spreading out. 🍣

lmao yay I got my first hate comments. Let the fun begin... 🤪

I thought I was getting to be a big guy two years ago… wonder how I’ll look in another two years. 🤤

Haven’t been to my sushi place in a month. No worries though, I went today, fatter than ever. 305lbs after lunch 🍣🐷

Just got a Costco membership… I’m gonna get FAT. Any suggestions on what I should get next? Also if anyone wants to help fund some Costco runs, links in my bio. (lol shits expensive these days 😮‍💨)

Wanna help make this belly even bigger? www.patreon.com/BigTortellini

Double the weight, who wants me to double it again? 😈

I looked fat at work today.

Wobble wobble

Bigger, bigger, BIGGER

How am I this big?! But also not big enough. 🤭🐷😈

Still fat.

Just a stop on the way to the Grom

Back at the beach

Beached whale

Outgrowing my onesie. Well I’m outgrowing all my clothes. Entering the “not sold in stores” territory.

Want to play some video games?

New swim trunks ready for The Grom. Hopefully they still fit in 4 months.

Belly is getting sooo close to touching the counter. 🥵

Happy New Year! Time to get even chunkier and heftier over the next 365 days.

Splurged and got some new Polo shirts. 3XB. Fuck I’m getting big. 🥴 These will end up being hand-me-downs for someone, I’ll be blowing past this size.

Somebody called me “bubba”. 🫠☺️ #tummytuesday

Am I big yet? (I’m at least round, I think.) 🐻

All you can eat sushi has me feeling like I’m gonna pop. 🐷🍣🎈

This office chair is really creaking and squeaking. Don’t think it’s gonna last much longer… #gaybear #gainer

Hey there, new, better Twitter.