bluesky

it’s okay to not criticize things that do not affect you. it’s okay to let yourself be soft and enjoy things. nobody will be upset at you for liking silly things

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my only real new year thing i want to do is watch a new movie everyday this year

happy new years to those who celebrate

dating someone with the same personality sounds awful like wtf am i suppose to steal

merry christmas everyone :)

“not dishwasher safe” yall just gonna have to be brave cause i’m not hand washing

i’ve been relying on others too much to convince me i’m not depressed but i think i actually have to come to terms with the depression now

i was built to endure and lash out. nothing else

cop pulled me over and said til the room stank when looking at my license what does that mean

i’m in a constant state of expecting bad news that never comes but feeling it inch closer and i’m honestly tired of waiting

[about to shoot a ceo] what if nobody thinks im hot :(

40 minute porn video took place in a kitchen and they left milk sitting on the counter the entire time and it kinda ruined it for me

i’ve had zero brain power the last few days i keep forgetting to speak

i love liking my friends niche posts and making them think i understand their cute little hobbies

we got another day tomorrow ?

i feel like my body has root rot

been thinking about trying cigarettes lately i yearn for an activity

so much online humor is rooted in negativity and/or dunking on people i’m really tired of nothing being okay or easy is there any aspect of day to day life that isn’t so exhaustingly draining or filled with hate idk what im trying to say im tired though

sometimes i think about stopping progression on my mental health and dedicating my remaining years to playing stardew valley but im sure thats the declining mental health speaking

[shielding my face from the moon] please don’t notice me please don’t notice me

so uncomfortable at the thanksgiving party i think i petted a dog to the bone

“is this rizz” and it’s someone with horrible communication skills reciting a joke they saw online

i’m busy

That id walk so far just to take The injury of finally knowing you

people don’t seem to realize dry humping isn’t this cute or funny thing, it’s a full time job and i take it very seriously

how do you convey to someone you’ve never kissed before that you miss kissing them

having quick spurts of intense sincerity in between my constant making jokes out of everything and if you can’t tell them apart i will get mad

i keep missing out on free things people offer me because i’m too “no thank you i’m good” coded

much of my life is owed to the emo girls who took me in to their friend group and protected me in school

shot a man just to watch him die

rage bait is when she baits me into having a raging boner

moving across country just to have more indeed jobs to apply for

i could never use pto because i know the second i get a break im not going back

i love when my friend tells me about a story they already told me it’s just like rewatching one of my favorite movies

saying “Target Acquired” right before kissing her for the 15th times in the last 30 seconds

okay….

i love a girl who talks about goop and sludge too much

how i look at the five below employees while walking out with about $18.31 worth of merchandise in my pocket

200 followers over night for literally no reason is kinda questionable….are yall real?

the girl at the grocery store with the dyed orange hair that glanced at me doesn’t realize she saved my life

enemies to lovers except besides enemies im really nice and she loves me for it

Job interviewer: tell me about yourself me: okay so there’s this girl….

i’m sorta hung up on someone rn but in 8 years i would love to think about dating you

a more intense form of depression where i wake up at 5pm just as the sun starts to set. i feel like im 16 again

[dying in the ambulance] do the doctors know i’m coming? do they want me to come? who all is gonna be there?

i could never get a fleshlight i just can’t imagine myself cleaning it ever

engagement ring store told me i get no girls and kicked me out

i think they should make a new challengers movie every year. exact same story but different cast each time