RIP Qiu Miaojin, you would have loved If I Leave by Mitski.

Birthday at the bar

The only place I show my ID is the liquor store and the casino. Everywhere else is a sham.

Monchhichi...

In my sleep deprived stupor, I had thought up the idea of a yuppie Brooklyn-based poké bowl place that would serve the "Mr. Beast Bowl" and how it would have salmon that was dyed teal from being soaked in food coloring and be Mr. Beast flavored somehow.

I have nothing creative or funny to post, so you can all have a puppy plushie spin gif that I found.

Unaa

What they don't tell you is that it's actually really hard being an emotionally manipulative abusive partner. You know, it's so draining to be dismissive towards my spouse and tell her that her emotions make her difficult to be around :/

This room is sooo fucking boring... gonna listen to the guy who's urging me to administer shocks of higher voltage to the person in the room beside mine :/

As much as I can say that this fight is meant to be longer both to satirize the shounen battle arc and to show that, as the War Devil, fights with Yoru are naturally longer, or that Denji is truly trying to wear down Yoru until she gives up to Asa, I really dunno if I want to make that jump. #CSM225

Idk how to draw in jigglypaint Anyways Kris Deltarune

NOT AI! This dog is ACTUALLY a mushroom ❤️ Click here to read his amazing story ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️

familymaker: new years

[trying to soft launch that I am a reincarnation of the Golden State Killer but I've changed] heyy so that Golden State Killer guy was kind of crazyyyy.... What was that all about...

Minecraft Movie as a diary milestone movie is so funny to me though.

The genuinely scary reality of me having Adam Sandler as my most watched actor.

I have been playing so much MH that I started dreaming about Spiribirds eating oranges on the tree branch outside my window while it snows.

How jolly

I love CD

Sometimes I do fun things.

this two year old doesn't understand that they hold the power in this relationship and are emotionally abusing me

You FOOL!!! I'm turning you into a stew! Halt your sipping of the broth!

Vibes were off today... Feng shui in the room was not it... Injection was not as good (it was still okay).

People here are so interesting because some of them are like "I oppose all usage of AI" and then have a very clearly AI icon.

low-key who has that tree going

Movie so good, I might go back to church.

Sorry... I've become pretentious... I will be posting five billion shitty photos now and claim them to be avant-garde...

Botle

Lunch

My humble kewpie shrine that has my vial of T on it, two Bratz dolls, my Doppo Nendoroid, and a mini figure of a manul. I have another Kewpie but it's a regional one and I value it too much to take out of the packaging

This guy JERKED HIS SHIT (fabric softener bottle) too HARD and SPEWED (fabric softener) all over himself (he smells like artificial lavender).

Poto

I got a camera

So disappointed that Garten of Banban 8 took home no awards last night 💔

Geoff Keighley is ruining a wonderful marriage but he's just Miss Piggy's side piece

I'm playing googoo gaga fighters 5. It's like dogfighting but with infants and is not a game at all but a live match where you dictate and bet on the competitors

Finally, age regressor Pikmin.

You caught me at a very Taiwanese time in my life.

Interacting with the queer community exclusively online will lead you to believe that everyone thinks in an Online Queer Discourse manner but no actually people are more concerned with things that aren't microlabels and picking apart everything you say.

aha hey sexy, I clocked u from across the F train. Can I get ur snap ;P

I'm rather warm and unbothered. My soul is pure and free of knowledge on the lore of Danganronpa.

I'm going to lock into reading Fatale Game finally

Guy who who breathes is surprised that going outside made him feel less lethargic and nauseous.

The funniest part about coming back to the US after being in Taiwan is that I had retained a healthy glow the whole time there and quickly lost it once I got back to the US.

Remembering that it's once again break week...

My friend is trying to recruit me to play LoL with the rest of our friends

Failing at a game and not getting angry because I always say "My bad, I'm washed and unc."

Whateva this is if I tweak the colors so the cherries stand out more

Anyone fw my cherry warm-up

My real little Reddit