**ANOTHER** SHOVEL PASS TO GOEDERT! TOUCHDOWN!! Elliott good for the extra point. EAGLES UP 21-3!! GO BIRDS!!!

my conspiracy theory is NFL hires WWE refs for Eagles games

EAGLES 14 REFS 0

lol "taunting" another bullsht call refs got in their pockets to ruin the game's integrity I WANNA SEE THE EAGLES POUR IT ON LET'S GO!!!

SHOVEL PASS TO DALLAS GOEDERT! TOUCHDOWN!! Elliott for the extra point. EAGLES UP 14-0!! GO BIRDS!!

PUNT BLOCKED! SYDNEY BROOOOOOWWWNNNNN TOUCHDOWN!!! Jake The Make for the extra point. Eagles up 7-0!! SPECIAL TEAMS ARE SOMETHING SPECIAL! GO BIRDS!!!

Eagles traveling to their house of horrors, looking to reverse their fortunes. i for one am tired of the Eagles getting slapped around by the b*cs. LET'S GET THAT DUB THIS TIME!! GO BIRDS!

IT'S THE FINAL GAME OF THE SEASON! Phillies truly have nothing to play for except tune-up and ending the season on a high note. *hoping that's how the Reds and Marlins end their own seasons too. Sunday Sunday SUNDAY!!!

tonight was one of them. 🥚 #Phillies #OnBrand

The Phillies are SHUTOUT! 5-0. meh.

you'd think with Abel coming up from their own farm the Phillies would have a book on him.

tuning in late and catching up via GameDay. nevermind the HRs allowed, but the Phillies offense to counter it is asleeeeeeeeppppppppp.

6 tickets left! looks like singles in sections 206-211 go get em, tiger! #Phillies

3 teams 2 games 1 goal #Phillies #Marlins #Reds

who's got blunts rolled for fall-of-democracy anxiety and a ticket to see the Phillies intrasquad game Wednesday? THIS fool! GOOD START FOR A SATURDAY MORNING INDEED!

REDS WIN! that means: Phillies JUST 1 BACK of the league leading br*wers and the BEST RECORD OVERALL! the best part? lolm*ts LOST, and they're OUTSIDE of the wildcard looking in! HAPPY FRIDAY INDEED!!

digging this MLB Big Inning RedZone style quad box *hope the reds-brewers score holds #Phillies

in a year of injuries and subpar pitching (possibly exacerbated by the injuries), it's encouraging to see Nola end the season and enter the postseason on a high note. Phillies NEED him to be THIS good.

THE GOOD NOLA SHOWED UP!! 8 innings, the customary 1 HR, and surpassing Robin Roberts for the 2nd all-time Phillies strikeout leader. WOW!

DURAN SHUTS IT DOWN!! PHILLIES WIN 3-1!

ABS CAN'T COME SOON ENOUGH bullsht umps #Phillies

AWWSHT PHILLIES UP 3-1 GOING INTO THE 9TH Y'ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS fr this time! 🔥🕷️🔥

BOHM SCORES FROM 1ST!! they get that run back! PHILLIES UP 3-1!!

now BOHM beats the throw to 1st! tw*ns 1st baseman keeps getting taken off the bag. *don't tell the tw*ns infielders to throw lower #Phillies

the No(la)-hitter is over in the 6th. Phillies up 2-1. reset!

WOW BADER BEATING THE THROW TO 1ST! Speed kills! #Phillies

EDMUNDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SOSA!! **ANOTHER** 1 HANDED HOMER!! PHILLIES LEAD 2-0!!

SCHWARBSCORE!! courtesy of RBI machine Alec Bohm sac fly! PHILLIES STRIKE FIRST!

it's the last cc uni game this year! *i know im the only one who's glad about it #Phillies

IT'S NOLA DAY! starting the 1st of the last regular season series. not expecting much from Aaron, as he's become last year's Taijuan, in a year when Taijuan has been more reliable than Aaron. that said, im still hoping to see the Lights Out Playoff Nola we've seen in the past. LET'S GO PHILLIES!

KUDOS TO BUEHLER, WALKER, STRAHM, AND ROBERTSON! a lot of traffic on the bases, but a shutout is a SHUTOUT. BEND DON'T BREAK! *now take this to the postseason please so i don't die of a heart attack #Phillies

no HRs tonight but ironically the only one who didn't get a hit or walk yesterday scored the ONLY run. Bader needs to keep the lucky hot pink motif on! #Phillies

PHILLIES WIN AND SHUTOUT THE FISH 1-0!! ANOTHER SERIES WIN!!

AWWSHT PHILLIES LEAD 1-0 GOING INTO THE 9TH Y'ALL KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS sike! Duran's not closing. it's Robertson. *hold on to your butts

Alec Bohm can't stop won't stop hitting! #Phillies

raining but umps just wanna get outta there asap 'it's just 2 more innings. fk it. play on.' #Phillies

so it's Buehler THEN Walker this time. Phillies really want this to work as a righty starter option for the postseason. *would work better if the lineup scored more

PHILLIES ONLY DO EXTREMES. knowing this prepares me for disappointments. tonight may be one of them.

Reports say Bryce had the flu. "felt like getting hit by a truck". suuuuuuure it is. definitely not covid. #Phillies

Bohm grounded out but brought home Bader. PHILLIES STRIKE FIRST!

Phillies hitting against... Junk.

lol they never learn stop running on JT #Phillies

oh ffs let me state this clearly in a language that everybody can understand RESTING A HOT HITTING BASEBALL PLAYER IS **THE WORST THING YOU CAN DO** TO HIS HOT HITTING GROOVE. IF YOU DON'T GET THIS GET THE FK OUT OF BASEBALL TALK. im with Thomson. GO FOR IT, KYLE!!! #Phillies

PHILLIES FRANCHISE RECORD *EIGHT* HOMERUNS!! and no Bryce and no Trea?! NO PROBLEM!

Phillies scored how many runs?

Kyle SCHWARBOMBed his way to 55 and 56, but IT'S THE EDMUNDO SOSA GAME!!! #Phillies

PHILLIES WIN 11-1 AND CLINCH A BYE!!

Luzardo 7 strong, with the only run allowed from an error. Mayza held a scoreless 8th, and Lazar for the close. WRAP IT UP PHILLIES!!

OHMYGODDD EDMUNDO SOSA!!! 3RD HOMERUN!!! BACK TO BACK TO BACK **TO BACK** JACKS!!!! POUR ON THAT SPECIAL SOSE!!! LET'S GO PHILLIES!!!

OTTO KEMP 2RUN BOMB!! BACK TO BACK **TO BACK** JACKS!!! PHILLIES UP 10000000000-1!!!!