PHILLIES UNDEFEATED 1-0!!!

GAME! PHILLIES WIN 5-3!! We saw a SCHWARBOMB, a BOHM RUN, a superb SANCHEZ start, and a DURANTULA Save!!! Now THAT'S an Opening Day! RING THE BELL!!!

A run scores with a hit. Phillies up 5-3, 1 on, 2 outs. PUNCH HIM OUT DURAN LET'S GO!!!

OPENING DAY DURANTULA UNLEASHED!!! 🔥🔥🕷️🔥🔥 #Phillies

It's a save situation now. WTF BACKHUS YOU WERE GOOD IN SPRING TRAINING STOP MISSING OPENING DAY JITTERS. FOR ME!! #Phillies

No more shutout. Backhus gives up a 2 run HR in the 9th. Still nobody out. Phillies lead 5-2. Here we go.

Phillies first ABS challenge by Pop - Ball CONFIRMED. 1 challenge left. Oh no! 😁

Cristopher Sanchez with an OUTSTANDING Opening Day start! 6 innings, 87 pitches, just 3 hits, and 10Ks! Best of all ZERO RUNS ALLOWED!! LOCKED IN!! #Phillies

ALEC BOHM 2-OUT 3-RUN OPPO BOPPO!!! PHILLIES UP 5-0!!!

HELL YEAH CRAWFORD 2 FOR 2!! #Phillies

Justin Crawford FIRST AB first pitch is a HIT! Welcome to the Bigs, Justin! #Phillies

OPENING DAY SCHWARBOMB!! 2-0!! LET'S GO PHILLIES!!!

Got my chips, drinks, brews, large projection collider for smashing baseball particles when the bullpen blows a lead, wawa hotdogs, and brown paper bags. I'm ready for my joy and heartbreak, Phillies!!

Sliding down the bannister of my inner child mind to see what St Phanatic has left under the Rubber Tree, and there it is! A PERFECT 76°F DAY FOR PHILLIES BASEBALL AT 4:15PM!!! HAPPY OPENING DAY!!! ⚾

What's it called when you see faces everywhere but it's baseball #Phillies

Phillies prediction: AARON NOLA WILL BE REALLY GOOD AGAIN THIS YEAR. Not just from his outstanding WBC outing, or his 94mph fastball (in spring training!), or that he's fully healed from his ankle sprain and rib fracture. it's mainly because ITS AN EVEN YEAR. 👇🏼

CLAP YOUR HAAAAAANDSS 🎶 GET UR CHIKN🎶 #Sixers

IT'S PHILLIES BASEBALL SEASON EVE! sure there's a game starting tonight, but it's on Netflix so it doesn't count (it does but it doesn't). TOMORROW IS WHEN LIFE TRULY STARTS ANEW! Truly! GO PHILS!!!

In a world of fastfood CEOs eating their m@g@supporting burgers, go eat at Chipotle.

I used to believe morey will save the sixers. After 6+ years o spectacularly fizzled trades and expensive signings and questionable trades, all i see is NO IMPROVEMENT. actually worse, not even making the playoffs. His extension dooms the fans of more playoff drought or early exit. Go Sixers.

Hey sixers/morey - you messed up on Jared. Messed up BIG. 2026 first-round pick 2027 second-round draft pick Two 2028 second-round draft picks These picks better be BETTER than him. *but knowing your track record with draft picks I'm sure you'll bungle it all up again.

in protest/disgust of the Sixers front office continually bungling every draft, every trade, every contract, every injury management, every good player they get, I stopped watching their regular season games. I just check the box scores after. I still believe in the players. And maybe the playoffs.

1. shoot foot 2. insert foot in mouth 3. declare victory

It's the FINAL Spring Training Sunday! the Phillies losing to NYY 6-2 means nothing, but they did NOT get shutout courtesy of a 2run Sunday SCHWARBOMB! Let's go already - WOOOOO!!!!

HARRY KALAS IS PHILLIES, PERIOD. I will NEVER accept that nostalgia-impaired profit-mongering decision to rename Harry The K's. Gophk urself BRlAN FLlNG.

wtf does that even imply?? Did they have plans to move the statue but held back?! Sounds like "Be glad we're not moving the statue" Phillies fkng things up for more revenue because nostalgia isn't important to fans apparently.

I don't fkng care if your memes were 🔥 back in the ancient internet, you become magat and contributed to this hell were in. Good fkng riddance.

I, a nobody Phillies fan, am asking Mr John Middleton why tf are they disrespectfully renaming Harry The K's for money.

It's always nice to know that like everyone else magats also die.

Chuck Norris is dead.

Happy Spring! Winter is finally fkng done!

Phillies win home game vs the Rays 8-2! They lose the away to the Twins 9-3. BUT WHO CARES 5 GAMES LEFT THEN IT'S OPENING DAY NEXT WEEK! WOOOO!!!

That's a RARE sight: the Phillies in the Twins prospects game are wearing their RED unis. First time in a while I'm seeing them wear it. I thought they were retired even for Spring Training. I like the red - nice to see it!

holy heck there are TWO Phillies games today! The away game is on MLB TV with their prospects vs Twins prospects. MLB app has the home game vs the Rays with Murph and LA. Of course i have both on.

Kudos to Bryce Harper for keeping team USA from being shutout, having 2 of the only 3 hits they mustered. Mr. Showman showed up when it counted the most. And isn't that what being elite means, Dave? *Here's hoping it carries over to the Phillies season. And postseason. Especially the postseason.

CONGRATULATIONS TO TEAM VENEZUELA!!! 🇻🇪 what an EPIC game! their display of sheer joy throughout their run was CONTAGIOUS! They truly deserved the win with how they played it - for their love of the game, for each other, and for their country. WORLD BASEBALL CLASSIC CHAMPIONS!!!

☘️ #☘️

TEAM STUBBSY 4 EVER #Phillies

VENEZUELA @ USA. The WBC Championship. The Universe is so unserious.

Italy's wonderful espresso run finally ends, but not out of luck. the other team just had a little more. Thank you for a truly entertaining run Italy 🇮🇹 ! Next time! #WorldBaseballClassic #WBC

COMEBACK COMPLETE. AGAIN! VENEZUELA WINS 4-2! Their FIRST trip to the WBC Championship Game - in IMPRESSIVE fashion!! CONGRATULATIONS VENEZUELA 🇻🇪 !! #WorldBaseballClassic #WBC

LOCKING IT DOWN Venezuela 1-2-3 8th! 3 outs away! #WorldBaseballClassic #WBC

VENEZUELA ADDS ON 4-2 IN THE 7TH!!! Lorenzen out, couldn't get that last out. 2 OUT KNOCKS WILL KILL YA! #WorldBaseballClassic #WBC

VENEZUELA TAKES THE LEAD 3-2!!! COMEBACK KIDS COME BACK! #WorldBaseballClassic #WBC

VENEZUELA TIES IT UP 2-2!! #WorldBaseballClassic #WBC

Nola's night is done! Just that 1 hr on 4 innings. Lorenzen in the 5th starts with a walk but gets the next 3 outs. Italy preserves its 2-1 lead. #WorldBaseballClassic #WBC

I'd just babble on and on too if i didn't prepare to talk about the teams im covering #WorldBaseballClassic #WBC

VENEZUELA IS ON THE BOARD Eugenio Suarez 1 out homerun! Italy lead cut 2-1 #WorldBaseballClassic #WBC

Venezuela does limit the damage, just down by 2. Maybe slim but Italy just gave Nola some run support, hoping he'll take advantage. #WorldBaseballClassic #WBC

force out gets a run in. Italy 2-0. Venezuela needs just 1 more out to limit the damage. #WorldBaseballClassic #WBC