me, waiting through the first nine absolute bangers of the Vol 4 Redux tribute compilation, eagerly anticipating the crushing mass of Zakk Sabbath and "Under the Sun" to obliterate the rest of my afternoon. to quote Giles Corey, "MORE WEIGHT!" 🪨

Torts picked the Devils to win the Stanley Cup? is that a good thing or the kiss of death?

I would ask that announcers stop referring to players by first name alone, but, on the other hand, doing so makes the home cooking that much more obvious.

fake bonanza. 🎙️

"you can hold back from the suffering of the world. you have free permission to do so, and it is in accordance with your nature. but perhaps this very holding back is the one suffering you could have avoided." 🥹

"I'm mentally blonde."

@binns.bsky.social slipping in my old age, buuuut... *WPG 6, *COL 6, NJD 6, TOR 7, VGK 6, ^WSH 6, EDM 6, TBY 6 * these have started, so a bit of a cheat. ^ as much as it pains+ my heart. + not a bread pun. well, not completely.

@binns.bsky.social (obligatory "hey that guy got fired" message)

are we really going to lose this game? maddon’ 🤌🏻

is it the drugs again?

bold move by some random guy to wear a QOTSA shirt to a Brant Bjork concert.

"my motherfucker's so cool, when he goes to bed, sheep count him." enjoy that sleep, big man. say "hello" to the speaker of this quote. 🪦

watching the TSN TradeCentre coverage via the ESPN app, I just saw the "water main" edition of the "Avocados from Mexico" commercials. I hate avocado, but sorta miss those commercials. 🥑

@binns.bsky.social I can haz trades?

bro, stop trying to make Fetch happen.

pretty sure I would drink fetid pond water from a rusty culvert if Willem Dafoe asked me. but not Michelob Ultra.

during a school awards ceremony, my father and his loud voice heckled the school superintendent at the perfect moment. my friends were mortified, but my sister and I just laughed and shook our heads.

"you're the alligator?"

most of all, I long for these talking heads to stop referring to players by their first names.

oh man Allen clearly had that. this league is a joke.

Romo was clearly listening to the NFC game, and is now trying to out-dumbass Brady.

Washington has the ball, Tom. they are not defending anything.

officials clearly got the memo to make sure Philadelphia wins, but forgot to read the fine print about not making it too obvious.

I carry some around just so I can yell at people that I have not lost them.

I swear I was much more excited than this @pwhl shot shows 🤪

<Sam Darnold> has entered the chat.

glad to see the NFL is sending its best officials to the playoffs. was Ángel Hernández not available?

Randy Ready sighting. ⚾️

this game is absolute garbage.

friendly reminder that Greg Olsen is pretty good at this job.

these uniforms are terrible.

this video is still utterly ridiculous, as is the song underneath it, but nothing days "Christmas" quite like it.

ugh, you had one job.

the Avalanche now have Mackenzie Blackwood to go with Scott Wedgewood and Miles Wood. something something #NJDevils driftwood

Hello. Here’s a holiday cake for you. My wife is a professional recipe writer and is currently out of work and I’m trying to persuade her that her recipes are amazing. And there’s no bullshit narrative. Just recipes that work. www.patreon.com/posts/595692...

First posts are hard - stick with the classics.

ok.

ugh.

The gangs returned to class and became honor students.

Serrano robbed.

"they call me The Swede. I'm Norwegian." 🚂

most of all, I want to remind people that the titular Thin Man should never have made it into the sequels, because if you watched (or read) the original, even the existence of a single sequel would have a meant much darker tone for all of humanity. and then they made like five more.

originally I was just here for the hockey updates, metal news, and train posts, and then @ashukuhi.bsky.social had to go and steal my first post via reply. so I guess add rowing stories to my list of interests? and the cyber.