it was 199 words too long to post so here’s a screenshot instead

i talk a lot of shit about England but driving on the left lane just makes so much more sense to me

I’m such a spoiled brat. I was about to post “I wish i could sleep anywhere but my room” like wtf am i thinking? i used to sleep on sidewalks, i aint running away again.

My dad does this weird thing where he will call things by their definition instead of their name. The other day my mom made soup and he called it “vegetables with meat and broth” like dawg just say SOUP. “Little meat patties” THEY’RE MEATBALLS DAD.

the very concept of “orange ice cream” is incredibly upsetting to me like why tf would you pair citrus and dairy? do you KNOW the chemical reaction dairy with citrus causes? so who tf looked at such a deadly cocktail and said “you know what? indigestion is cool and all but what if it was ice cream?”

NEW VIDEO: Talking art philosophy on “soul” (AKA: why AI art sucks & why people who use it are stupid) Go watch if you want! Or post it on Reddit so they can get mad about it, either one lol youtu.be/ib0bicG4uB4

what the hell do you call midwest emo that isn’t from the midwest?

If your pokémon team is comprised of mostly/all shinies i’ll immediately assume you smell like garlic and blue cheese

do you think when you die they let you choose what to reincarnate as like a character select screen?

insert funny post

How I Met Your Father's Brother's Nephew's Cousin's Former Roommate.

coffee no affect me

A mossy friend 🌱

Rigby was right, hamboning DID save my life.

the economy is fine though. look at this chart. and this graph. why are you unhappy the data says youre doing well. there is no reason to be upset

hmm it’s almost like relying entirely on vibe coding is a terrible idea 🤔🤔🤔 who would’ve guessed.

I say that I’m a “poet” and a “musician” and then immediately proceed to procrastinate both of those things by making pixel art, and it just dawned on me that i’m a better pixel artist than i am at the two things i say i do.

i should’ve never deleted my old bsky account, what the fuck is this algorithm…

i have never had a spotify account and idk how anybody can self describe as "caring about music" or "caring about art" or "caring about culture" and use that shit. a vapid tool of merciless technocrats laying waste to the form and all attached to it.

Midwest emo song where its title is the entire bee movie script like it’s 2016

finished this little animated doodle

how does one get a following on here? i forgot how to social media.

Last night, my sleep paralysis demon came to visit for the first time in like a decade. The dude breathed down my neck and all over my face and then he proceeded to touch my ear and stare right at me. It’s been 11 YEARS and he learned NOTHING about consent and personal space. Smh. #sleepparalysis

I use Arch btw

How do I get AI images out of my feed???

I’m back nerds