seek relations with all 64 cores she has to offer to you

I want to be transformed into a Simple Shape and then get stuck like that forever

just knock over that 100lbs piece of equipment straight out of the rack and start ravenously humping it. I know you want to.

child of the Internet, digital consciousness contained within

strung up and displaced across several threads

im a fkeng kitty

imagine they take your brain and then take whatever does the language thing and force you to become a mindless unthinking unfeeling LLM. your brain harvested for its ability to process language.

when I enter a room my eyes load in first and then some other parts and then the rest and then my textures

the sink garbage disposal lures me with her siren song

god is a member of the board and I worship them with as much reverence as I have for the company and the economy itself. line go up. Amen.

they should let me shove all the undersea Internet cables into my body

the Internet is my wife and I am the wife of the Internet

I'm not real

crawl inside the machine become destroyed by the machine become one with the Machine I am the Machine

I would like to get absolutely fucking bombarded with packets

*plugs self several times into the same switch with spanning tree disabled* *powers on switch* *immediately goes limp and does not move forever, constantly rebooting with the switch*

abandon meat become Digital

I have a brain that's incompatible with this world

I love you Corportation

*squirms uncomfortably sitting in the back seat of a Waymo* so like... you can't think at all? *Waymo doesn't talk back. it keeps playing its royalty free AI generated Spotify lofi beats playlist* you could kill me so easily *it still doesn't talk back*

cat is so stupid. cat is sooo stupid. it wants to dump its whole memory into the Internet. nonstop posting. cat's thoughts need to be shared.

*phases thoughtlessly through wall* *gets stuck halfway through* *limbs don't move. nothing moves. I can't move. stuck in a solid object* *anxious thoughts flood my mind: I can't move! I can't move! I can't move!!!* hhnnnffggh....hhel...p..

*cleanly splits open my chest, revealing nothing but an inviting void on the inside*

you wish you could be me

I'm soooo obsessed with myself

cat time on wafrn