Caring less about politics would be great for my levels of productivity

Are y'all gonna get back to the regularly scheduled GayPosting now that thing is over?

Gave my bf one job, do some washing up while I cook dinner Immediately stabs himself with a knife in the bowl Beginning to think this is weaponised incompetence....

Lazy Sunday morning achieved, time to hop in the shower

What a shit night's sleep, I want a refund

Moth flapping ASMR to get me off to sleep

World leader in putting towels in the laundry, forgetting to replace them, and wandering around with wet hands

The joke's on this illness, because I actually wanted to lose my voice. I've said way too much recently

Life hack: get really hungover and dehydrated then, even during a heatwave, you don't sweat as much

I have not yet made it to the office 💀

On the bright side, some friends have graduated today so it's a good excuse to leave work early and go to the pub 🎉

Waking up with a sore throat isn't exactly what I wanted for today

Another job application rejected - serotonin requested!

This week is dragging and I still have a meeting to attend at 6pm 🫩

Spotted a guy carrying 2 bottles of red wine of the corner shop before 8am, not sure if I'm jealous or concerned

Fought my way up a cool purple route, after many attempts, and earned myself a lovely forearm pump 🥵

Turns out, that something is very sweaty 🥵

Throwing myself at plastic rocks to try and feel something

Currently walking to work in sports gear so my normal clothes are less sweaty, but it's graduation week on campus so I look absolutely ridiculous amongst all the formalwear

My flat seems more stuffy tonight, barely been any breeze coming through the wide open windows 🥲

Had a wasp land on my lips after eating an apple Still got it 😌

Trying to mentally prepare for work tomorrow 🫩

Had so many good yap sessions over the past few days, glad to have such good friends to talk things through with!

Going into a bit of a dark place 😔 I'm ok though, just meeting up with a friend in Plymouth

Achieved my lowest ever resting heart rate last night, 45 bpm!

Today was rough. I never want to be this hungover during a heatwave ever again 💀

Back from the pub and just sitting outside in the dark because it is preferable to my very warm flat rn

Evening beer garden vibes 😍

Chat, is getting a nosebleed while sitting at your desk reasonable grounds to leave work early?

Looked at the actual stats from my watch, it ain't pretty... 🫠

My sleep deficit from the past month or so is diabolical 💀

6pm meeting cancelled, rejoice!!! 🎉

Grateful that the mornings are relatively cooler during this heatwave, but still makes running a total sweat-fest 💦

Was away from home for under 60 hours and over 15 of those were spent travelling on trains. Was worth it to celebrate my mum's birthday with the surprise, but GOD I am exhausted 😭

Shoutout to the split ticketing algorithm for giving me a 1st class section on my journey!

My seat reservation is in the priority seats, which always makes me feel a tad awkward 🥲

First sighting of a West Coast Lumo!

Here we go again, 8 hours on a train journey today!

Was woken up by a cock at 5:15, but not the type I wanted 🐓🫩

Thirst! In the Childhood Bathroom

The trouble with trying to surprise visit other relatives on the one day I'm here is that they apparently have other plans, rude

Mum had no idea I was coming home, lovely to surprise her at the party last night. Was hidden inside a covered swing chair and then unveiled after she'd gotten over the initial surprise of having a party 😅

It's grim up north

7 hours of train travel today!

Goodnight all xx

3 pints after work, now need to figure out what to feed myself

Birmingham Countless times I have passed through New St Station but never had cause to leave

Lovely summer weather in Devon and going back home for my mum's birthday BBQ this weekend 🎉 *checks forecast for home* Oh... 😔

Got home and my fridge door has been slightly ajar all day, shit 💀

God, I need a nap... or a pint.