Her house doesn’t come until later today so she’s hanging out in my bathtub temporarily #FortClementine

She was hiding in the corner until Jordan left the room

🚨 CLEMENTINE ALERT 🚨

Electrode Diglett Nidoran Mankey Venusaur Rattata Fearow Pidgey. Seaking Jolteon Dragonite Gastly Ponyta Vaporeon Poliwrath Butterfree!

Do you think this is embarrassing for him?

Omg no one warned me about how cool it is to come home drunk to a little kitty cat in your house

Clementine tomorrow!!!!!! 🐇

look at my Snapchat streak with Jordan

I’ve noticed that most people pronounce it poke-uh-mon but I’ve always said poke-ee-mon or po-kay-mon

conservatives be like

That’s Jeff in the window 👇🏼 That’s Jeff in the spotlight 🔦

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY 💕💝💖💌

Jeffrey if he went to school in the 90s

Jeffrey of the day

Bumble Bff is 1000 times more traumatizing and humiliating than regular bumble ever was I just want a friend!!!!

WAIT

normalize healing after every gym trainer

Damb I’m feelin suicidal for the first time in over a year

Clementine comes home on Sunday!!!!!

Today’s Jeff pic he dragged my pants out of the laundry basket and tried to eat them ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Coconut yogurt tastes like tanning lotion (compliment)

Leftist men loooOooooOoOoOOOOove when they get the opportunity to freely call women bitches No it’s okay because I disagree with her!!! I swear I’m not a misogynist!!!

same brain

Fuck yes

Unfortunately my super power is I can tell the millisecond that someone no longer fucks with me

putting my phone on do not disturb but still checking my notifications every three minutes

did you know that if you sit in one spot for eight hours multitasking between working on your computer and playing pokemon without eating or drinking water you will feel absolutely miserable at 6pm?

when your friend has used too many ocular patdowns

I never heard back from that job, which is disheartening because at my age, I literally could not possibly have any more experience in that field!! I've been doing this since I was 18. Who tf did they hire?

new pfp new me

critical hit + not very effective + enemy fainted

I'm searching for an ancient meme and AI had to sass me instead fuck you

Jeffrey in motion

Another day of playing pokemon until my eyes burn 💪😏🤳

oops

Idea: pokemon game set in America where you have to pay every time you heal your pokemon

My coworker is kinda cute 😳

Jason told me that what we used to call "HM slaves" are now called "HMployees" a change I can get behind

Notifications that make you clap and cheer

girl I cheered with in high school has her kid in pageants.. I didn't know they existed anymore.... the kid is like 7

Pokémon.

Last time I played Pokemon gold, I would put my gameboy in plastic bags so I could play in the shower this game does something to me I don’t know what it is

as a Certified Latina™️ I say it's okay and also that it's time to stop writing think pieces about it

Call me Clipse bc I'm GRINDIN

there is this girl on youtube who makes sewing content and she seems like she must be a very likeable person to other people, but for some reason I cannot STAND HER. she pisses me off for no reason. literally makes me feel like this...

fuuuuuck I forgot about Whitney's Miltank.... took out my entire team.....

Lady Gaga get behind me ⚔️ I’ll defend you

I accidentally stayed up until 2am playing pokemon we’re so back

I really hope that when he finally dies it’s not peacefully and painlessly. I want him to explode. I want blood everywhere.

Life worth living again