every time i research octopuses i get more convinced these mfs are aliens there is no way they spawned here by default

doodle from a while ago I forgor to post

posts that can be relatable to ppl with daddy issues and ppl currently dissatisfied with the current state of politics

I can't wait for the day I get to not see his face ever again dawg

got too high and made an omelet so salty I took one bite 5 minutes ago and I'm still coughing

boomers always like: damn why kids don’t go outside nomo then put up signs everywhere like: no skating no playing ball no catch no loitering no looking at the clouds no holding hands, no lovingly embracing no eye contact no laughing no smiling for more than 2 seconds no daydreaming, no eating no

I find it very interesting that coincidentally, after tiktok decided to force “ai remixing” people’s faces by opting in every video posted without warning, I noticed a dramatic increase in videos saying “Open your tiktok camera, let it pick a sound/it’ll show you something interesting/other reason”

took a picture cause I was feeling good today… I just kinda look like my sister now, im mad as fuck dude

opened a video with the title praising a game, it had an intro with just gameplay and music whole time I was like "eh this looks kinda lame", then the video started and it was a woman speaking I was like "actually you're so right this game is dope as fuck"

ironically I couldn’t find my glasses before I left the house this morning so I guess I’m being left out this time

humanity never made a cooler, more magical device than the N64

since the release of the files and how the world has been looking, some Infant Annihilator's lyrics morphed from being edgy shock content, to being very political retroactively, it's actually crazy lmao check "Plaguebearer" or "Thy faith, Thy Oblivion" and tell me it doesn't remind you of something

I think its really funny and kinda sad when like 18 year olds do trends like “oh this was me before and this is me now im a ✨baddie✨ and I was chopped” LIKE GIRL YOU WERE 12 IN THAT PICTURE YOU WERE A *CHILD* 😭

my OC Kassandra

this might actually be my favorite horny drawing I've done so far like everything I wanted to do with it I was able to and thats pretty pog champion

I live again anyways here's some gock

the fact that the only videos I see for Marathon are ads tells me a lot

Coconut oil up the butt is very margaritaville

smiling friends being over literally my personal 9/11

evil minty fanart for @mintych.bsky.social cause she's pretty swag and poggers

Mina - Commission #Deadlock

when its shot day

if I ever have a kid I’m gonna name them Pepper and hope to god they become a doctor

I finished all the leftover halloween candy, it’s only the third of november… and yes I am terribly sick

i’m watchin Gonjiam Haunted Asylum and im scared

OC 😈👠

bro what happened why is everybody liking and reposting my art randomly I haven't posted anything in so long lmao not complaining btw just very confused

life is literally rage baiting me I came home for a break cause I’m overwhelmed and there’s construction happening in front of my bedroom window

istg if AI doesn’t stop being shoved down my throat at every aspect of life I am going to do something very funny

today for some reason I wanted to eat fried chicken, something I never do because I don’t like chicken, so I went to popeyes and in the first bite I was instantly reminded why I don’t eat fried chicken lmao idk how y’all do it bro shit was oily and messy as af

“I gotta get my shit together” I say, standing in front of the TV in the living room, in my underwear, eating handfuls of shredded sharp cheddar

this is peak

laid in bed and realized i forgot to do my skincare

last night I was fighting my sleep, fell asleep on my desk, woke up at 3am and saw the google search "why are tumbleweeds?" on my computer screen, my sleep deprived self asking the real questions

not as spicy as ppl online say, but maybe I got the wrong flavor, that being said I do feel like it washed away all of my sins and my skin has been reset to the factory settings, untouched by the world

bought dr. bronner’s soap, time for the taste test

this made me think, if she isn’t on the roster i’ll resort to violence

FUCK DUDE I spent my money on food I should’ve bought the Switch 2, that would’ve kept the hunger pains at bay for way longer

a 4v4 marvel fighting game? we're so back

an absolutely beautiful strong woman with wild blonde hair and overalls passed me by today and stared at me until she physically couldn't anymore, that is a high I'll never recover from

a purple haired girl said she liked my hair today so everything is ok

im gonna kms myself

honestly that’d be great news i wish i could be a bee

God only made me allergic to pollen because he knew i’d be too powerful if he didn’t fuck with me at every chance he got

it's probably good that I only played through the Halo games recently, cause if I saw Halo 4 Cortana when I was a teenager it would've probably done irreparable damage to my brain

I've been learning French but the fact that my mind reads everything in French in the rhythm of "Alors on Danse", beat included, has not been helping at all

I've never played Oblivion because I always thought it looked really bad, idc about graphics but jesus I could not get over how goofy everyone looked But now with the remake(?) I'm kinda torn because I feel like it lost its fucked up charm and if I ever play it I might just play the OG lmao

i think the funniest way i made my friends mad involuntarily was picking up FFXIV, hearing my them nonstop go “omg wait till you get to heavensward it gets so much better” then i played all of realm reborn, loved it, said “hey that was pretty cool” and quit the game entirely

getting so many likes in my drawings 🥺 thank you guys kinda making me guilty for not posting more art lately, I’ve been pretty preoccupied with irl stuff, plus the changes in my body, though awesome have been making it kinda tricky to make time for sitting dow, locking in and working on new stuff+