this might actually be my favorite horny drawing I've done so far like everything I wanted to do with it I was able to and thats pretty pog champion

I live again anyways here's some gock

the fact that the only videos I see for Marathon are ads tells me a lot

Coconut oil up the butt is very margaritaville

smiling friends being over literally my personal 9/11

evil minty fanart for @mintych.bsky.social cause she's pretty swag and poggers

Mina - Commission #Deadlock

when its shot day

if I ever have a kid I’m gonna name them Pepper and hope to god they become a doctor

I finished all the leftover halloween candy, it’s only the third of november… and yes I am terribly sick

i’m watchin Gonjiam Haunted Asylum and im scared

OC 😈👠

bro what happened why is everybody liking and reposting my art randomly I haven't posted anything in so long lmao not complaining btw just very confused

life is literally rage baiting me I came home for a break cause I’m overwhelmed and there’s construction happening in front of my bedroom window

istg if AI doesn’t stop being shoved down my throat at every aspect of life I am going to do something very funny

today for some reason I wanted to eat fried chicken, something I never do because I don’t like chicken, so I went to popeyes and in the first bite I was instantly reminded why I don’t eat fried chicken lmao idk how y’all do it bro shit was oily and messy as af

“I gotta get my shit together” I say, standing in front of the TV in the living room, in my underwear, eating handfuls of shredded sharp cheddar

this is peak

laid in bed and realized i forgot to do my skincare

last night I was fighting my sleep, fell asleep on my desk, woke up at 3am and saw the google search "why are tumbleweeds?" on my computer screen, my sleep deprived self asking the real questions

not as spicy as ppl online say, but maybe I got the wrong flavor, that being said I do feel like it washed away all of my sins and my skin has been reset to the factory settings, untouched by the world

bought dr. bronner’s soap, time for the taste test

this made me think, if she isn’t on the roster i’ll resort to violence

FUCK DUDE I spent my money on food I should’ve bought the Switch 2, that would’ve kept the hunger pains at bay for way longer

a 4v4 marvel fighting game? we're so back

an absolutely beautiful strong woman with wild blonde hair and overalls passed me by today and stared at me until she physically couldn't anymore, that is a high I'll never recover from

a purple haired girl said she liked my hair today so everything is ok

im gonna kms myself

honestly that’d be great news i wish i could be a bee

God only made me allergic to pollen because he knew i’d be too powerful if he didn’t fuck with me at every chance he got

it's probably good that I only played through the Halo games recently, cause if I saw Halo 4 Cortana when I was a teenager it would've probably done irreparable damage to my brain

I've been learning French but the fact that my mind reads everything in French in the rhythm of "Alors on Danse", beat included, has not been helping at all

I've never played Oblivion because I always thought it looked really bad, idc about graphics but jesus I could not get over how goofy everyone looked But now with the remake(?) I'm kinda torn because I feel like it lost its fucked up charm and if I ever play it I might just play the OG lmao

i think the funniest way i made my friends mad involuntarily was picking up FFXIV, hearing my them nonstop go “omg wait till you get to heavensward it gets so much better” then i played all of realm reborn, loved it, said “hey that was pretty cool” and quit the game entirely

getting so many likes in my drawings 🥺 thank you guys kinda making me guilty for not posting more art lately, I’ve been pretty preoccupied with irl stuff, plus the changes in my body, though awesome have been making it kinda tricky to make time for sitting dow, locking in and working on new stuff+

I’m boymoding at work, a very nice customer came in, looked at me like “I know what you are” and just started using my correct pronouns unprompted, threw me off completely, my cover might not be as convincing anymore I guess lmao

I’m sleeping wayy too fucking much is this a thing with HRT? It’s great cause I’m actually finally getting some good sleep, I used to joke I was an entity that doesn’t sleep and doesn’t eat, but holy shit dude I’ve been sleeping 12 hours a day ITS GREAT BUT IT SUCKS I WANNA DO STUFF LIKE????

started a journal, lets hope I don’t abandon it like I did the last one

for some reason im craving Arby’s and ik if I have it I’ll regret it but I also hated Dr. Pepper for a long time and now I’m addicted to it

one day I got obscenely high, ordered like 5 milkshakes, bought Dwarf Fortress on steam and played it for hours while drinking all the milkshakes before falling asleep over my keyboard, apparently I made good progress in the game while high, idk how because I still don’t know how to play it sober

went to listen to New Person, Same Mistakes by Tame Impala, and WOAH does this song have a COMPLETELY different meaning now after I began my transition, like every single word, its crazy, used to be a song id just vibe to and now it almost made me cry lmao

me with knitting… one day though

woke up with Another Way to Die by Disturbed stuck in my head, havent heard that song since it released… 15 years ago

i like tuning onto my little screen because it holds only good news that make me extremely happy readily available in my pocket at all times :)

was home alone and went out of my bedroom to the restroom wearing nothing but socks, I felt like I was going to be arrested for indecent exposure inside my own home being that naked

💀 bruh

chicken jockey

bro im so glad im not lactose intolerant cause my diet is basically like drinking a gallon of milk every day and everything else is just bonus

this looks like something I need right now

I already didn’t really like Iron Maiden but I saw a TikTok where a guy points out it sounds like Donald Trump singing at the start of Fear of the Dark and now it’s completely ruined