Not mad she bailed halfway thru her second song; mad bc I could have been leveling up my trainer rank.

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don’t let them distract you from the real reason for the season

I was confusing the FCC for #FCF. This entire debacle is much clearer now.

At 13, I was removed from a fundamentalist church camp after insisting that I perform the entire cabaret medley from the 1998 revival’s entr’acte during their holy trinity talent show.

BRB ? being raptured ?

How I feel when people call me xibi irl

my street’s had more work done this year than Joan Rivers did in her entire 300-year career

reverse rapture: i appear after vanishing for 6 months to tell u how much I prefer doliprane over tylenol

Telling people I quit working at a luxe agency so I could start a new life in Cyrodiil.

Sending my family back home early bc oblivion just dropped and I’ve had enough gay American shit.

the joy of having gay parents (clueless & loving it)

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Kelela singing ‘furry sings the blues’ gives me hope for a future.

Had to interrupt a meeting with a client to ask a man with a toilet to stop yelling on the phone.

My dad told me that he’s on bluesky with all of his gay friends. *immediately activates the highest moderation settings possible *

3° degrees, no hot water, no heater. I’m doing great, hbu.

Dolly Parton, returning as executive producer, giving the American public one reason not to give up.

I work so she can lay. That’s the natural order of things ‘round these here parts.

life as a gemini

After seeing how Idaho is advancing an attack on same sex marriage that could eventually be reviewed by the ultra conservative Supreme Court : my question is, can y’all start caring now? What if y’all cruise during or brunch after protesting? What will it take for the community to care?

utopia would be achievable if the gays showed up for civic responsibilities, the way they show up for #FCF

so something actually nice happened during this bleakass week. my spouse (who is non-binary) had their name formally changed in france, after a lengthy administrative circus. the request was denied at first, to then be accepted after the file was moved to a higher up. They’re so happy (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

Me telling a room full of luxury lackeys that META has gone rogue and is no longer a viable marketing pillar. Move over Jeanne d'arc, Joanne Dork is here to spread the good word.

what coping sounds like for me

The shame of watching Elon musk reference a N*zi salute on MLK day is everything 2025 promised it would be. Now, let’s make trump feel invalidated in the shadow of musk’s controversy. Get strategic y’all.

Was just asked by my client if I’m getting enough sleep. Today is not the day to fuck around with a fggt, Lauriane .

Many called it weeks back. Trump is going to now use TikTok as an instrument to further aid him as he fully rebrands himself as an ally of freedom of speech and youth culture. Meanwhile, TikTok will surely now become an indebted tool of the right, if the ban fails after the 90 day mark.

They really didn’t have to come so hard for me.

it’s just above freezing indoors and i have back-to-back meetings until 6pm. excuse my chattering teeth. I’m only dying.

not autocorrect changing ornery to horny.

Switch 2 announcement is reason enough to stop working for the day.

the irony; a TikTok ban born from hysteria, pushes the American public to blindly download an app exclusively coded in Mandarin — just as Americans flirt with jumping ship from X and META. life literally doesn’t have to be so whacky.

META two weeks into 2025:

woke up 5 foot 3 and Canadian.

What my uvula sees after getting my tasty little American-style veggiedog outside les souffleuses, blasted drunk at 2 am.

Yeah, I can be serious — seriously unimpressed. Stretch that gape out girl !

when i see « Twitter Refugee » in their bluesky bio

not #SoftieSunday posts creeping over onto #ManicMonday territory

Who the fuck validated the name ´SMEG’ for a kitchen appliance brand?

I gotta say, the bluesky girlies go hard. Y’all out here working this shit like it’s a part time job — meanwhile 85 percent of bussysky users are like « where likes now ?» after posting an incomplete brain fart.

i’ll end my beef with Nintendo if they give us a town building, cozy survival Pokémon game — that isn’t ARK or Pkmn Legends (I ♡ both).

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“Nosferatu, Nosferatu, Nosferatu”, but what about Nosferame?

There’s something entirely cathartic about an entire country coming together to collectively shit on the deathbed of a n*zi sympathizer, omega level xénophobe and general stain on humanity’s drawers.

I hear the midwinter winds calling out to me: “go on girl, shave your head”.

Thinking of the countless Algerians, tortured; the victims of the holocaust, denied of their legitimacy; and of those currently targeted by the extreme ideologies born from the acrid breast of Jean-Marie Le Pen. May his flesh, bone, and hatred for mankind fade into the bowels of total abandonment 𝜗𝜚

this week, i was offered a role overseeing agency direction for two large, luxury accounts. instead of saying yes, i pointed out the original print, 1964 Godzilla vs Mothra poster, hung up behind me in my living room. some girls are just born to be a tease.