who would have thought that we'd live in an era where playing gacha games would be the financially wise decision XD

no I don't consume media I let the media consume me world ugly and shitty game chilling and pretty (proceeds to load soulframe again)

"if you feel depressed take a shower" I still feel depressed but now I smell like lavender

tbh if it were me, the eurovision winner would be judged by what song ends up to be the most memeable and/or the amount of content people make with it because obvs ppl have enjoyed those songs enough to create sth with it or bring back a single vote per number/acc/etc (maybe 5 if I'm feeling nice)

things that give a feeling of power:

the titania to jade main pipeline real--

fandom should be all about the fun and the whimsy of it. and this is exactly why my fandom has a pigeon cult. praised be the great charlie, grand commander of the shipping regiment, who held the flame alight for the three years when otp was torn apart

what do you mean, the n in gnome is silent?!?!

raisins are the most privileged of dried fruit every other one is described as "dried (insert fruit of choice)" but raisins are special. nobody says "dried grapes". they're raisins, for some inconceivable reason they're just dried grapes!!

"you'd never survive victorian england" jokes on you my major vices are that I'm a foodie and a snooper, gimme a bit of coin and I'll be running you the most popular tea parlour in all of london, serving only the best tea, snacks, and gossip

no matter how much world is hard, I know farmers market got my back

if any "anti-fanfiction" people exist I would like to inform them that pretty much everything is fanfiction and it goes way back; even ancient greek theater is, for a big part of it, fanfiction thank you for coming to my ted talk

Cutest rat #Warframe

anyway, lesson reminded: doing things while hungry creates unexplainable guilt, yeah that checks (it doesn't)

me: spends money on things I wanted also me: feels something akin to depression for spending BY TALOS THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

does anyone ever gets curious about how certain aspects of life where in specific times/regions and how would those affect a story and then you suddenly find yourself reading a thesis from the 70s about the idea of manliness in the 1880s or that's just me

💪💖 [ #cuteart #illustration ]

ao3 may not have the fandom tag I want to read for but it does give me the power to add a fandom tag that doesn't exist that I want to write for and this is so beautiful and thoughtful of whoever came up with it I'm going to make this everyone's problem

Making art yourself will always be worth more than some ai generated bullshit

snippet of future fic: - And why are you looking this smug? - Your brother bet me a 20 that I couldn't hit anyone in the VIP seats when we were watching the game. I got the minister of health and now he owes me 50

one day I'll notice heavy fog outside and my first instinct won't be to stick my hand into the first screen I see today is not that day

someone never had spoon sweets and it shows