Hint: Liquified critters make a fantastic fuel source for the furnace.

I think everyone would be better off with a little fluffy companion on their shoulder always telling them to commit horrific atrocities

"How to become a pretty slime woman FAST"

sometimes I get sad and do big frowns but then I remember I have paws and everything gets better

it must suck being a fish in like an aquarium or something they probably dont even have minecraft in there

if you have paws you actually are allowed to bap anything you want without any consequences

freakkkk dude I was trying to stabilize my plutonium reactor after I overlooked the servos to maximize my heating efficiency on the nichrome wire coils to toast my new concoction of flower water and yeast but I accidentally dropped 19 oreos into it and now my cat is GREEN

I've been doing lots of investigating as of late... I'm close to cracking the case fibally.. I will understand the seret of how to have paws and bap things... but I must not become complacent, for the creatures are still after me.. I must not let this information get into the wrong paws...

the creatures: we like paws, we like paws! the smart fish: I already know... 🧠💭

and then azumi said "let there be paws" and all the creatures smiled

real azumial fans will know this year is gonna be big for azumial I will get one BILLION followers and take over the whole world and as my first order I will be putting all chuds into the rotating cube

what if I was a pretty fish princess and did cute little dances in my big flowy princess dress and also declared war on all small creatures for being too small and squeakable

fish can have fluffy paws too

Toby fox should come on my podcast it has 0 episodes and also I'm not there for any of the episodes and it's just Toby fox talking to himself in a room for 3 hours

why can fictional characters make me so sad they shouldnt be able to be so pretty

there was a giveaway thing for some really cute art of a fish lady and I really loved the colors and stuff a lot but I didn't get it so I'm SAD (I had like a 3% chance)

I eated

gender

how does one make friends on the internet

I think women are kind of awesome idk

I can finally look on the internet without having to worry now because I'm done with the new deltarune chapters and like holy crap they're so freaking good ahkdlwihrbsmglsosjrj

silksong tomorrow

happy queer week or something

breaking news azumial seen doing a little dance witnesses report it looks something kinda like this

it's my brother's birthday tomorrow so that's pretty neat he's like cool and stuff

I've been playing white knuckle a lot recently it's really fun :D funny climbing game I wish it didn't take so long to get through some parts sometimes like,, if you get near the end of an area and die you have to spend like multiple minutes getting back but that's kind of a skill issue on my end

I'm like,, so indescribably in love

I think games would be better if azumial was in all of them that's all

I finally figured it out I think

SILKSONG IS REAL?!?!?!?

where is pluey

felt sotra motivated to make content and stuff so I made a few yt shorts out of my stream earlier today!

wearing glasses feels so weird I got glasses a while ago but I don't really wear them I wore them a bit yesterday when i was playing something and I don't like how it feels touching my nose it just like feels weird

thinking I might stream repo later today :D If I don't then I will instantly burst into flames

played R.E.P.O. for a little over 8 hours straight yesterday and it was the most fun I've had in a while it has so many silly aspects to it, alongside just having a pretty enjoyable gameplay loop I think the single player kinda STINKS but that's mainly just because I'm horrible at the game

I recently played through the first chapter in our life now & forever and it was really fun! not playing through chapter 2 yet because I wanna wait till it's fully finished but I really enjoyed all the characters! it just felt really adorable and wholesome and it made me really happy :D

I played monstie huntie wilds for like 10 hours straight yesterday and like,, it was really fun! I mean I skipped like every cutscene because I don't think I'd be interested in the story at all but I don't rlly know anything about it in the first place x3 I just wanna kill big dragons and stuff okay

happy mario if mario was here right now he would probably like idk he would probably jump around or smthn he does that right

🎧 As much as I ADORE the new Dark Future Lox skin, I felt like the victory theme he got was a little underwhelming. So I wrote him a new one 🪓 🐘 #rivalsofaether #rivals2 #loxodont

azumial has been improving a lot at rivals 2 which has been kinda awesome azumial finally feels like a lil satisfied with themself rn

I kinda feel inspired to actually play a game for once and like improve at it surely this means azumial will be the best at it one day!

I bought gtfo recently because it was like over 50% off but I'm probably never gonna play it because all my friends HATE me (I dont feel comfortable asking anyone I know to buy it just to play it with me)

why are foxes so cute but also like so bad to have as pets WHY WOULD THEY BE MADE LIKE THAT :C

azumial always feels so tired in the morning probably because I get like 6 hours of sleep every day but like,, going to bed early is so LAME and it's like what old people do and azumial is NOT old..

my back hurts so much ughhhh why must my bones be so weak and frail 😢

I played rivals 2 comp so much yesterday and it was like the best I've ever played I was up like 100 points from where I started then after a couple matches I got put in some really bad mus but I kept playing and I just got tilted and lost like 9 matches in a row I'm down like 120 from my peak </3