I’ve pulled together my favorite tools, scripts, and learning materials for anyone working with SQL Server for performance tuning and diagnostics. If you’re a DBA, developer, or architect, this curated list is a quick way to level up your SQL Server toolkit. Check it out: sqlmct.com/sql-resources/

I'm going to the moon. go.nasa.gov/artemisnames

SQL Server Security updates for January 2026. Including the first Cumulative Update for #SQLServer2025. sqlmct.com/sql-server-u...

With the retirement of the Data Migration Assistant (DMA) and Azure Data Studio, what tools should you use to assess and migrate databases to Azure SQL? #SQLServer #AzureSQL sqlmct.com/options-for-...

Just goes to show, you all need to be speaking more. #TopSessionizeSpeaker

Don't know who needs to hear this today, but DaBears, DaCubs.

Book 1 of 25 for my 2026 @goodreads. Co-Intelligence: Living and Working with AI. www.goodreads.com/review/show/...

SQL Server 2025 now supports integration with modern AI embedding models, allowing new vector search capabilities directly within the database. I’ve put together a guide to help you get everything configured and ready for hands‑on learning. sqlmct.com/setting-up-o...

Documenting for future me. If you are trying to CREATE VECTOR INDEX in the pre-release of SQL Server 2025, documentation was to turn on Trace Flags 466, 474, and 13981. This will cause an error message of 343 on SQL Server 2025 RTM. So, be sure to turn these off. DBCC TRACEOFF(466, 474, 13981, -1)

Finishing the year strong with the new AI Vector Search Essentials badge from SQLskills! www.credly.com/badges/4a5b5...

SQL Server 2025 introduces the ability to integrate with various AI embedding models to perform vector searching. To practice these capabilities, we need to first setup a secure environment. Here is a guide to help you setup #Ollama on #SQLServer2025. sqlmct.com/setting-up-o...

SQL Server 2025 introduces advancements in performance, security, and AI-ready capabilities. This guide walks you through the full installation process of #SQLServer2025 and #SSMS22 to create a practice environment to test the new features. sqlmct.com/create-a-sql...

The Champ is here! Thank you, Derrick Henry and Christian McCaffrey. 🏆

What it is like to live in the Midwest.

If you received a book from me as a holiday gift, remember they need to be returned to the library by next Friday.

I was researching vectors and embeddings earlier this week and now YouTube thinks I want to study linear algebra. Which goes to prove, AI can obviously make huge errors. 😀

Book 25 of my Goodreads goal of 25 books for 2025. Brigands and Breadknives by @travisbaldree.bsky.social #25of25for25 www.goodreads.com/review/show/...

The best award that I received this year!

I’m just glad I learned about parallelograms in school instead of how to do taxes. It really came in handy last year during parallelogram season.

Someone just got mad at me for telling dad jokes as I don't have any kids. I apologized and said, that's my Faux Pa.

Finishing the year with a new badge! Earners of this badge have gone above and beyond by not only innovating, executing, maintaining, and refining Value-Based Delivery (VBD) solutions, but also demonstrating the ability to lead and inspire. www.credly.com/badges/c4722...

I just submitted a session, "Ten Tips to Teaching Technical Topics!" to the 2026 North America MCT Summit in Redmond, WA, March 18-20th. The Call for Sessions is open until December 31st. #MCTSummit #mctbuzz #mct #microsoftcertified sessionize.com/north-americ...

Thank you, #Indiana!

What does transforming into a Frontier Firm, an organization that is AI-powered and human-led, actually look like in practice? Lessons from Microsoft’s #AI journey. #FrontierPlaybook www.linkedin.com/pulse/fronti...

SQL Server 2016 is approaching End of Support on July 14, 2026! The new #SSMS22 Hybrid & Migration Tool streamlines the process of upgrading to #SQLServer2025 or migrating to #AzureSQL. sqlmct.com/upgrade-to-s...

The #SQL tools team @Microsoft is doubling down on innovation to empower data professionals and developers. These investments aim to streamline development, boost productivity, and unlock AI-powered applications. www.microsoft.com/en-us/sql-se...

As a baseball fan, this was one of the best videos I have watched in a long time. This channel exceeds most @mlb.com content. My only complaint is that I have to wait three months for the next video. youtu.be/YkKN6ImKLIc?...

I once got into a pillow fight with death... I was not ready for the reaper cushions.

Submit your questions now or upvote questions for the next #AzureData Community Group #AskMeAnything session with Priya Sathy, Anna Hoffman and Bob Ward, this Thursday on December 4th! #AzureSQL #SQLServer aka.ms/SQL-AMA

Your veterinarian won't tell you this, but if your dog is running a fever, go to the store and buy some mustard. It's the best thing for a hot dog.

SQL Server 2016 is fast approaching end-of-support, making modernization a priority for security, compliance, and performance. The new SSMS 22 Migration Component simplifies upgrading to SQL Server 2025. Find out more: sqlmct.com/upgrade-to-s...

I have started carrying a piece of stone with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs before Thanksgiving. It’s my jingle bell rock.

This Thanksgiving I will try not to make any puns at the dinner table, but I'm not sure I can quit cold Turkey.

Now I kind of want a 3D chicken strip printer! #Campbells

I was at the store shopping for a small frozen turkey. A lady across the aisle asked, "Do you think these get bigger?". I replied, "Probably not as they are all frozen and probably dead."

I'm old enough to remember when Black Friday was only on Friday.

I heard the lead singer of Metallica officiated the wedding of Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy. He was the Pastor of Muppets.

The wait is over! SQL Server 2025 is officially here, and it’s more than just another version. Find out more: sqlmct.com/sql-server-2... #sqlserver2025

Me: I need to upload a 7.4GB file. Storage Admin: You have 5TB of free space. Me: I know, that is why I need more storage. Storage Admin: You have 5TB of free space! Me: I know, that is why... oh wait... 😳

A key configuration step if you are upgrading to SQL Server 2025 is to actually hit the button that is marked "Install". Follow me for these and other professional tech tips.

Dive into the Microsoft Ignite 2025 Book of News for instant access to all major announcements and updates, enhanced with an interactive Table of Contents and global translation features. news.microsoft.com/ignite-2025-...

Upgrade to #SQLServer2025 with #SSMS22 Migration Component: An Upgrade Assistant to identify blockers, checks for breaking changes, discontinued features, and recommendations for replacements like #Fabric Mirroring. Find out more today: techcommunity.microsoft.com/blog/microso...

I just spent 45 minutes reorganizing the magnets on my refrigerator. Follow me for more tips on managing OCD.

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.

We all knew the country stopped making cents! 😂 apnews.com/article/us-m...

Starting my 26th consecutive year as a Microsoft Certified Trainer (MCT). #MCTBuzz

SQL Server Management Studio (SSMS) 22 is now Generally Available (GA)!!! 🥳 techcommunity.microsoft.com/blog/sqlserv...

Just cleaned out my junk drawer if anyone needs a CD to reinstall AOL that will give you 500 free hours of dialup.

New article: The New JSON Index in #SQLServer 2025 www.mssqltips.com/sqlservertip... #sqlserver2025 cc @sqlwaldorf.bsky.social it works! And hat tip to @dhma.ch for the suggestion to use JSON_CONTAINS

50 days of Fabric starts on November 4th! Don’t miss your chance to gain practical experience from experts and connect with a global community of experts. #Fabric powerbi.microsoft.com/en-us/blog/a...