I would like to eat a tub of frosting Maybe cookie dough Maybe frosting mixed with cookie dough

i am a soft and warm bundle of fluff and will loaf on you like a lil weighted blanket ok

400+ vendors and like 0 duck items What a JOKE

I am full of fuckin whimsy today

Red bar more like rad bar

hello I am going to my first con in 8 years help why are they so big now oh no can I still just stay at the red bar all day

Oh boy a new 4+ hour Defunctland video

I don't wanna work I just wanna stay in the shower all day 🦆🚿

My kiddo drew some animal hybrids I want my new fursona to be a snat

Artist friends! My 8 year old is interested in trying out digital artwork and I am clueless as to how to help her get started. Anyone have suggestions on good beginner tablets/software/tutorials.. etc? Pls halp

Annie's Mac and cheese no longer has this and it makes me upset

Hello it's been 9 months did I miss anything

I'm three trenches in a duck coat

Oh good, the microwavable cats have arrived

the doctor said i probably shouldn't drink 3 cans of diet coke a day jokes on her though i drink 5 cans of diet coke a day

bottom sheets are the worst why do they unclench from the bed upon the slightest movement why can't you just stay where you are supposed to or maybe be a tiny bit longer so you just stay put and don't get me started on washing them they trap socks and keep them from getting dry and are hard to fold

BS is showing "end of feed" after only one post but I don't want to end feed I like to be feed please feed me

How do I work this thing I am old and tired