Do it! Whatever "it" is, just do it. No point in having these dreams, great or small, if tomorrow you're no longer here. This is meant for someone in particular. Me. It's meant for me.

I just LOVE the Viz. For most non Brits this isn't comprehensible. #amwriting

QUINS QUINS QUINS The crowd were bellowing at full voice, marvelling once again at Marcus Smith's footwork, as he lit up the #Stoop. #vss365

Watching a story of twin sisters who didn't meet till they were in their 50's. Knew they were adopted but had no idea they were twins. Absolutely not crying* *Actually crying a lot

I wrote a book a few years ago Like so much in my life, it was shit. I did what I always do I decided I was going to write a book. So I wrote it Within a week it was written, and available to buy. It was soooo bad. Not edited, not even a once over. Just written + sent to print. So #slapdash #vss365

@buckers2023.bsky.social squashed tomatoes and stew (for yesterday I believe).

Another word I had to look up to be sure I knew exactly what it meant, having never used "#kooky" in my life, spoken or written. #vss365

Macclesfield Brilliant Just brilliant There are so many reasons people love sport. This is sooooo many of them. Macclesfield 2-1 Crystal Palace BIGGEST SHOCK EVER.

Affairs of the heart Love and the like Make rational people Behave In ways that are At best Bizarre #unmissable red flags Obvious to all Outside the relationship Invisible To those within #vss365

Shane Warne 1st ball in England 1st ball in Ashes cricket What a #delivery Unplayable Gatting perplexed The world amazed Start of an incredible career #vss365

When I used to #adorn myself in younger men's clothes, I saw the world a different way Good v evil The good guy wins Huzzah Beer and smokes for all Now, though Evil is in power And the good guys are doing nothing I feel a bit like Brooks Hatlen, I don't understand the world anymore #vss365

www.theguardian.com/science/2026... Love stuff like this.

Love Like a discordant #symphony Rises and falls With crescendo And calm Allegro Adagio And all between. It has a beginning A middle And Sadly All too often An end But there is that one Most have it That one Eternal The music always plays An ever present balero That you never want To end #vss365

I've just watched a documentary on Deep Throat (Nixon, not Lovelace). The parallels with the current incumbent of the Oval Office are so, SO evident.

There's a reason why analysts only do short tours in foreign countries. Familiarity breeds contempt. He should have been #spooked, noticing the lack of people on the street as he walked to his monthly rv with his contact. By the time he twigged, he was already in the back of the black saloon #vss365

Didn't the orange sex pest Call somebody? Looking for votes To change an election result? Isn't that ... Interfering with elections? Can, therefore, he be kidnapped?

I spent 23 years as a soldier Another 20 years in security related positions When the orange sex pest instigated the attack on the Capitol, continuing his attack on law and order, my daughter asked me: Do you think we're heading towards all out war? Nooooo, said I Today, I'm unsure. The OSP must go!

Venezuela narrowly failed to qualify for the 2026 Football World Cup, then get bombed by the FIFA Peace Prize winner.

I'll take that. Nice one, Rent Boys.

North Korea, Russia, I get it. Vile leaders, but not elected in a fair way. What I can't get is how somebody can be elected, fairly, to run a country, whilst being so utterly fucking #clueless about how territorial law works*. #vss365 *as well as knowing nothing about anything else.

Viiiii, faut tjrs acheter votre pain d'un boulanger. Mon cul. Boule coupé, sauf 3 tranches, entièrement comme celle-ci.

WHAT, and I cannot stress this enough, THE ACTUAL FUCK? America will run Venezuela until safe transition can take place? ????????????????? Under what fucking law? Under what fucking international treaty does that orange piece of shit have the right? How is the world allowing this to happen?

Send highly trained troops To a foreign country To kidnap their president And his wife Because of drugs? I call #balderdash Just release the fucking Epstein files instead of desperately trying to deflect attention from your crimes, you hideous orange sex pest. #vss365

Turkish #Delight Honking Thank you for coming to my TED Talk. #vss365

Posting for a friend.

No better way to start the year. Fresh gâche.

Last few years my kids have been great with my birthday wishes, both of them before midday. This year, now mid afternoon, even Turkish Airlines have sent me a celebratory message, yet my kids ...... crickets. Little (not so little) bastards.

On this anniversary of the day, many decades ago, my little nose first saw the light of day, I allow,myself to #dream. Up to now, it's never been realised, but maybe this coming year, the thing I want more than any other, may happen. (This is why it's called a dream). #vss365

#travel Where you pay To become richer #vss365

Both sides bowled out on day 1? I'm not sure that pitch is test match standard. Apparently, head groundsman saying will be even harder to bat on tomorrow. If I had day 3 tickets, I'd be looking for something else to do. #Ashes

I don't remember the last time I had a white Christmas. Seasons greetings to you all.

I have a few words in a few languages and smile/cringe at the same time when I hear an English word used incorrectly. Watching my grandkids playing footy, there's a dad who shouts #shoot when he means pass. I cringe because I know I make similar errors and smile because it's charming. #vss365

So, I'm not an opera fan. Never been my thing. Tonight was spent at the Royal Opera House, watching a performance of #Turandot. I've just got home, feeling slightly underwhelmed. The building is beautiful, saw dresses more expensive than my house, but .... I didn't feel it. Was just a bit meh

I'm neither religious nor a fan of Christmas, but carol singers, in public, just lift my spirits. Well done to those hardy souls in Charring Cross Station in London this evening. Beautiful, and cheered this miserable old bastard.

It's an 8 minute walk from my front door to the train station. Opening my front door, the heavens opened. It rained, no, it honked it down, for 7 minutes, 45 seconds. Then stopped. Behold my sodden troosers.

Imagine being a dictator Omnipotent Grabbing women by the pussy Because you're rich and self-entitled Yet being so pathetically insecure and childish That if someone said something nasty about you 5 years ago That made your bottom lip wobble You'd ban them from coming Surely nobody like that exists

Hot date? More a tepid fig #7syllablesentence #date

Have we really become the: But Doris but Facebook said so" generation? It baffles me why people will engage in nonsense social media posts (thus encouraging the lie), without even the most cursory fact check Just read a palpably historically inaccurate post with many replies all praising the "hero."

Thinking he looked #chic in his #magenta suit, he returned from the bar with drinks in hand "The #augury tells me you won't be getting lucky tonight mate." "What does that,mean? I'll be beating them off with a stick." "Nah mate, the birds on that table all made vomiting signs as you passed!" #vss365

Australia wobbling #Ashes

I've just flushed my toilet with bottled water as the 7th richest country (we were, recently) in the world can't provide water to my house. A rant: I'm actually fine with things breaking and mistakes being made. It can be tiresome, but these things happen daily, worldwide. 1/?

Top of the league. I'll take it.

The robin red breast, the red squirrel, the red fox are all, demonstrably orange. Why do we say red? The word orange to describe a colour didn't exist until 1502 in the English language, and all 3 beasts were already named. You're welcome.

@poetstur.bsky.social Great strike Richarlison, wonderful goal.

After more than 50 years of watching football (played with feet, its in the name), I can confirm I no longer have a clue what constitutes a foul, handball or offside. Game's gone.

Well played #Scotland. Chuffed for Kieren Tierney, such a great, underrated pro at Arsenal. Never a sending off though.

This will be only tweet about the C word until next month, but I got sent this, as I do every year, and laughed, as I do every year. Carpe diem, and all that, I'll post it now, before I forget.

As,we pass 10 years since the Bataclan attacks in Paris I'm reminded of the senseless slaughter in the offices of Charlie Hebdo in Jan 2015 Like many, I bought the first #issue put out after the deaths. They had to reprint, they sold so many Freedom of expression CANNOT be cowed by terrorism #vss365

On THE parade, on Sunday I saw a uniformed man Bedecked with medals #transport a wreath of poppies, our most sacred flower to a monument for the fallen Yet, it didn't fit His age That medal Uniform not quite right Turns out He's a fucking Walt With a DSO, if you please I fucking loathe them #vss365