Same tbh

Interesting game theory here. If he pardons her and she tells all, that doesn’t exactly help him. OTOH if he doesn’t pardon her, that gives her incentive to talk. Or he can assume she won’t talk. But can he trust that? 🤔

This should make the Iranians much more amenable to negotiation 😂⚽️

Happy Earth Day, I guess?

Missing: Tulsi Gabbard, DNI (do not invite)

Oh look it’s TACO Tuesday 🌮🌮🌮😂

Trump learning how wars work one mistake at a time.

I initially thought this was some sort of satire, but this is an actual 100% real ad that I got on X. The “Temu food“ jokes practically write themselves. 😂

BBC really on top of it with this scoop 🤣

Happy 4/20 to those who celebrate 😏

Makes you wonder what was on that ship that made the risk worth it to them to test the US Navy… 🤔

Every picture tells a story… 😬

I might be part dog bc that is definitely a dog whistle

It’s so utterly infuriating to me when Iranian government officials sound more credible and pragmatic than the president of the United States 😡🤦‍♂️

in other news, Treasury Secretary Bessent reportedly plans to tell Mexico they can "blow me"

love how the US is taking the lead in an initiative to solve the problem the US created - bravo, team. a real profile in courage www.reuters.com/world/china/...

Live shot of Iran preparing to open the Strait of Hormuz:

That would put the deal *one month* before midterms... 🤔😬🇮🇷

They’re mocking us, and they’re pretty good at it. (Game respects game)

Maybe the real blockade was just the friends we made along the way

The probability of the US Navy sinking a Chinese oil tanker in the Persian Gulf just increased significantly

“Alexa, show me a list of soft targets.”

Y’all are getting all worked up about nothing. Remember that time Obama compared himself to Saint Francis of Assisi and told Pope Benedict XVI to pound sand? Exactly.

the Iranians practice better operational security than the US VP 😂🤦‍♂️

This effing guy complaining about “volatile, difficult, and unpredictable people” constitutes confirmation, if you really needed it, that irony is truly dead 😂

“[🍊]…is posting about tankers… absolutely convinced he’s winning, because no one in his orbit is allowed to tell him otherwise, and the two blokes he sent to Pakistan to save his legacy couldn’t find the Strait of Hormuz with both hands and a geopolitical GPS.” ifloz.substack.com/p/the-surren...

This is one aspect of this whole conflict that I feel like has been largely overlooked. Bibi has every incentive to keep attacks going because it gives him a paper-thin excuse to delay a likely (?) prison sentence. Put simply, peace is counterproductive to his legal defense.

The implosion of the MAGAverse has my schadenfreude meter at near all-time high readings

Oopsie, if true 🫣

I can’t be the only person that thinks ol’ JD is being sent to Pakistan because someone else in the WH expects the negotiations to fail… 😏

I’m old enough to remember when everyone in the Republican Party was caterwauling about Biden releasing $6 billion to the Iranians

not today, satan

"Light Fossils" dinosaur light painting by artist Darren Pearson, known as Darius Twin, using a unique photography technique. The artwork is created using long-exposure photography, where the camera shutter remains open while the artist moves handheld lights to "draw" the figures in real-time.

The last frame of Iran’s most recent Lego rap propaganda music video has this card on it. And they’re basically saying, “you’re the dumbest leader the Great Satan has ever had.” 😂 x.com/rachelbiteco...

For once, I find the Israeli position relatable 😏 I am also not happy with the terms of the deal

It’s kind of crazy how the Iranians have upped their meme game 😂

I’m hella jealous of my dog’s ignorance, ngl

Can you believe some people still haven’t found any use for AI? (Not my image, I stole it from someone at the Bad Place™️)

Assuming the ceasefire holds (lol) - we've solved the artificial crisis we created - 13 American servicemembera KIA to say nothing of unknown WIA - Hormuz no longer free to transit ($2M/ship) - Iran gets $$$ and benefits from taking the strait - Iran assumes they can keep their uranium and enrich it

note the total lack of agreeing to not enrich uranium

Countdown to the Iranians saying, “we absolutely did not agree to anything and by the way what part of ‘we severed all contact with the Americans’ did you not get?”

i can't believe the number of people that have fallen for this "I'm going to accept the generous proposal from Pakistan that I definitely didn't ask them to broadcast and that the Iranians definitely didn't agree to so that I can 🌮 and kick the can down the street for another 2 weeks" shit

So it seems like the White House sent the Pakistani PM a draft message and the PM copied and pasted it directly without taking out the bit about it being a draft message and oh my God, they are all such 🤡🤡🤡

i'm having a hard time squaring the Iranians saying "all negotiation channels have been cut off" and the White House saying there's going to be a deal tonight... on the one hand, the Iranians have a history of lying strategically, while on the other hand, well, I think you know where I'm going...

David Sacks, call your office

y'all are being hysterical, George W. Bush used to threaten genocide on like a weekly basis -- and remember that time Obama wore a TAN SUIT??? calm down people

Threatening to kill a whole civilization (especially using that specific word) is pretty much the literal *dictionary definition* of intending to commit genocide. And apparently everybody in the Republican Party and the White House is OK with that. 😬