Working on a short documentary film called "Manlancer". It's about butt sex viewed through the lens of gay pornography

SFW (if your work chairs are moisture resistant) #wab

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Does anyone even like getting face fucked while fucking a mouth plus it's Florida so you're all sweaty anymore? We read a pamphlet recently that said 80% of Gen Z can't even locate blowjobs on a map. sodh

The trailer for "Florida Ham". Everything's moister in Florida

For the gyals

Jerk off to this during your lunch break

When the hookup has a bookshelf with books on it and he's read some of them and not just the Hunger Games boxset and while he's fucking you he says you have the "Navidson Ass" because it's even bigger on the inside and you both get the reference

The full title on xvideos is "'Oops! All Corn: Porn-Free Porn' - cornfedMTdads Niblets Compilation - Not for Self-Gratification - Edutainment Purposes Only - For External Use - May Cause Loss of Erection and Fat Bitch Syndrome" www.xvideos.com/video.oipieo...

"Water Cooler Moment #2" from the "Oops! All Corn: Porn-Free Porn" compilation of adult novelties. Check it out on pornhub www.pornhub.com/view_video.p... or xhamster or wherever the copyright rules are lax enough to not get it taken down for unlicensed use of the gospel "Golden Girls" cover

Idea: National Shut The Fuck Up Day. Just like, everyone shut up for 24 hours. Yes, you too. The only First Amendment-protected speech* on STFU Day is fist-to-Nazi-face punching *exceptions: cries for help, speaking truth to power, casting hexes on transphobes

"Water Cooler Moment (#1)" from "Oops! All Corn: Porn-Free Porn". If you're wondering whether cornfedMTdads is really gay sex pornography meant to inspire genital engorgement, or a psyop designed to annoy the horny and humorless, never lose that inquisitive spirit you lil scamp

The story of how we met. Part of "Oops! All Corn: Porn-Free Porn", a compilation of adult novelties for your edutainment, full video on xhamster or pornhub or xvideos

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This is the second best 2000s movie about popperbating hockey players

POV: You're a ninja hiding on the ceiling after being surprised by our sudden return and immediate descent into sodomy

What is the sound of one dong clapping? #zennudism #koan

You'll know you're getting older when you wake up every day with your briefs* down, your pecker in your hand, and a porn ad that's been looping for five hours** cause you fell asleep before you finished jerkin' it *== the elderly gay (35+) urge to wear briefs **senior sleep schedule

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When a particularly erotic episode of Law & Order comes on the TV

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You know what they say about multitasking 😇

All dicks are friends, but especially ours

Piper polishing Coach's trophy after practice

A couple summers ago

For completeness, the last minute of "Man Safari"

The cumshot from "Man Safari" was kind of hard to see so we slowed it down and played it repeatedly at different speeds. Some guy on Pornhub said "robo mode" killed his boner. YMMV 😇

"Man Safari" - Bubba jerks it while getting railed

"Man Safari" - Pt. 4 - sucking -> jerking -> fucking

POV: You're throat-fucking some handsome moustache guy and are forced to watch his erection stiffen with every thrust

One of many little edits that went into "lofi porn hop radio - bears to jerk and nut to"

Greasing the hog with some spit lube #spitTHENswallow

Bubba used to like getting his dick sucked. He still does, but he used to, too #mitchheadberg

Lord love a buttfuck

Our penises were so young then #dadolescence

Feeling nostalgic for the beard bros era

Porn is like a time capsule filled with old sex

Old Men Wink

Rusty jerking in the summertime heat some years ago

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"Man Safari" - Pt. 3 - The hog thickens

We recommend putting on a slideshow of handsome mustache men when having friends or family over, to heighten the mood

Part 1 of "Man Safari". How would you feel if you found out that we had your picture in the slideshow we sometimes put on when we're hanging out? Proud, honored, creeped out? All valid

Up late and can't sleep, send tasteless nudes

Trying to get more followers on Bluesky. We're willing to do anything except interact more, follow people, try harder, or change our behavior 😇👼🏻

Forever blowing. Bubbles.

When the hotel only has a "Si Moleste" sign

POV: You're an A.I. Homo Hunter from the future closing in on your target when your prime directive ["DESTROY ALL HOMOS"] is hijacked by an incurable biovirus: Moustache Lust!