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"Florida Ham" - Part 2 - Straight guys can't tell we're just dry humping. It subconsciously puts them at ease

Horkin' dong

"Florida Ham" - Part 1 - Straight guys keep commenting on this video saying they're not gay but this video gets them worked up. Is it the Casual Friday vibe? The black socks?

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We came to terms with posting for free on apps that make money off us, but truly the best way to consume our art is in its entirety - preferably at a party surrounded by friends and family - on old-timey websites like xvideos, xhamster, or pornhub. The plus is they pay us a non-zero amount

It's nice when people Save a post because you know they're definitely gonna jack off to it

Old Men Wink vanity card #abso #lutely

Wobble

Bubba sucking cock

anal sex

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boing!

After practice

Porn is like a time capsule full of hot sex

Used to buy bootleg cult movies on VHS where if the movie was short they would fill the rest of the tape with porno trailers. This is our contribution to the culture

pushin' pole

Sproing!

Multitasking

Spit on a dick

Haven't had a c-c-c-cock break in a while

Butt sex feels good*

Hog Heaven

Herr Wienersmüch working a shift at the dicksucking factory

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In the old days we had to cut up porno mags and turn them into flipbooks if we wanted to watch people fuck

The vibes were good

"Good Vibes Only"

When it's Steak-umm day at the cafeteria:

Jerk off with a vibrator in your butt (if you dare)

Any cock enthusiasts out there? This is going to sound ludicrous but you should try putting one in your mouth and kind of... sucking on it? Slobber optional (but worth a try)

Lord love a butt 😍 8==©~~~ (_(_

Homosexual intercourse

Show this to every boomer who says millennials don't want to work

The fidelity on this Schwanzhouser microphone is uncanny #ad #sponsored #schwanzhousing2026

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Hop on Pop

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POV: You're in the middle of nutting when you notice that the person you're having sex with only has OJ, soda, and the purple stuff in their fridge #sunnyd #snuts

"Endless Cummer" - Pt. 2 - From the "cMd Niblets" line of adult novelties for horny dumdums. Project it on the wall or ceiling at a gathering of friends and family to heighten the mood.

"Endless Cummer"- Pt. 1 - There's only so much load blowing you can watch before it becomes hilarious. Whatever your threshold is, this will get you there

Sneed's Feed N Seed

Making out and being silly behind the scenes / plant

Hungry eyes. This is from the moment in time where we gradually enlarged our eyes until someone noticed. Turns out they weren't focused on the eyes #themalegays

When you post up next to Rusty at the baseball stadium piss trough #didhewink #idontthinkthatguyknowshowtowink

This is the special "Rusty Shoots First" edition of "BLUEBALLS: Or, How OnlyFans Ruined Porn". Eagle-eyed onlookers may see something hidden in plain sight; blink and you'll miss it

The grill master basting jerk sauce.

It's National Multitasking Day! Do two things you're good at slightly worse but at the same time

If you woke up in the middle of the night and can't get back to sleep, jerk off to this