Rusty "Bubba" Piper #qualitybigboy

When the time comes

Brojob

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2019

When they're laughing at life and you don't get the joke

For your health

"BLUEBALLS 2: Electric Blueballoo" - A couple decades ago Bubba went to Ireland to visit some relatives in Dingle. He said it was a great trip with some amazing food but every berry he ate tasted like shit

If you're stuck inside trying to teach ChatGPT how to study for your finals today, take a break to rest your upper eyes and crank one out to "lofi porn hop radio - bears to jerk and nut to" on xhamster (you might have to google bc they hate fun [and copyright infringement])

Finally added the Northwestern Slobbery Gobblecock to the life list #birding #chickenheadedsuckswallow

squeaky bed butt fuck #squeakybed

Spoiler: they noticed

young buck sucks

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A flashlight banishes the dark; a fleshlight vanishes the dork

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One day you're an alpha, the next an old man, but always and forever you remain a chudai #chudailife #whatschudai #cannibalistichomonoidundergrounddwellerAI

Lord love a butt

Thinkin' bout butt sex

People who body shame are cops

cocksucking homosexuals

🩲💨🪟 time for underwear is over; see you again after we have fucked

Drooling

Watch this if you are gay

"Endless Cummer" - Part 2 - The explosive second volume demands an answer to the question, "What if cum was spelled with a silent 'b' like 'comb', would it still be hot to 'make someone cumb'? Would you shout 'I'm cumbing!'? What if that's how they spell it in England and this is you finding out?"

"Endless Cummer" - Part 1 - A cumpilation of emissions: nocturnal, crepuscular, and otherwise

Excited to partner with 3dhentaiporn.com to produce three-dimensional live-action hentai (FKA "porn"). After we shoot, edit, and publish a video, their hard-working bots scrape it to repost on a site no one will ever visit, continuing the cycle of ouroboric violence that eats us all #sponsored #ad

Working on a short documentary film called "Manlancer". It's about butt sex viewed through the lens of gay pornography

SFW (if your work chairs are moisture resistant) #wab

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Does anyone even like getting face fucked while fucking a mouth plus it's Florida so you're all sweaty anymore? We read a pamphlet recently that said 80% of Gen Z can't even locate blowjobs on a map. sodh

The trailer for "Florida Ham". Everything's moister in Florida

For the gyals

Jerk off to this during your lunch break

When the hookup has a bookshelf with books on it and he's read some of them and not just the Hunger Games boxset and while he's fucking you he says you have the "Navidson Ass" because it's even bigger on the inside and you both get the reference

The full title on xvideos is "'Oops! All Corn: Porn-Free Porn' - cornfedMTdads Niblets Compilation - Not for Self-Gratification - Edutainment Purposes Only - For External Use - May Cause Loss of Erection and Fat Bitch Syndrome" www.xvideos.com/video.oipieo...

"Water Cooler Moment #2" from the "Oops! All Corn: Porn-Free Porn" compilation of adult novelties. Check it out on pornhub www.pornhub.com/view_video.p... or xhamster or wherever the copyright rules are lax enough to not get it taken down for unlicensed use of the gospel "Golden Girls" cover

Idea: National Shut The Fuck Up Day. Just like, everyone shut up for 24 hours. Yes, you too. The only First Amendment-protected speech* on STFU Day is fist-to-Nazi-face punching *exceptions: cries for help, speaking truth to power, casting hexes on transphobes

"Water Cooler Moment (#1)" from "Oops! All Corn: Porn-Free Porn". If you're wondering whether cornfedMTdads is really gay sex pornography meant to inspire genital engorgement, or a psyop designed to annoy the horny and humorless, never lose that inquisitive spirit you lil scamp

The story of how we met. Part of "Oops! All Corn: Porn-Free Porn", a compilation of adult novelties for your edutainment, full video on xhamster or pornhub or xvideos

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This is the second best 2000s movie about popperbating hockey players

POV: You're a ninja hiding on the ceiling after being surprised by our sudden return and immediate descent into sodomy

What is the sound of one dong clapping? #zennudism #koan

You'll know you're getting older when you wake up every day with your briefs* down, your pecker in your hand, and a porn ad that's been looping for five hours** cause you fell asleep before you finished jerkin' it *== the elderly gay (35+) urge to wear briefs **senior sleep schedule

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When a particularly erotic episode of Law & Order comes on the TV

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