Okay but why does this filter make me look so hot? 😩

Going for a different look today, I’m kinda feelin myself 🥰

Whenever I wear glasses I’m told it’s giving sexy librarian so I might as well lean into it

Thank god for bi women

Yoinked my new friend’s glasses and put them on. They aren’t even prescription! But I look so nerdy with them on I love it! Should I get some fake glasses of my own?

Collar and a leash 😘 I’m not big into pet play but I loooove being collared

If tariffs are gonna raise the price of foreign goods what’s stopping domestic companies from raising prices? Like they’re just gonna take advantage of the tariffs for more profit margins…

Give me a good caption for this photo

The weather is so nice outside! Time to come out of my gremlin cave and get some vitamin D 🥰 #monochromemonday (repost bc I didn’t label it)

New nails!! My wife is seriously so talented! I asked for a marbled look but this looks like wispy smoke and I like it even more 😍

You get some bulge with my thigh Thursday pic today 🫣

Been watching a show called “my fat, mad diary” with my wife on the streaming platform Tubi. They keep showing weight loss ads to an audience that is trying to relate to an overweight character. That’s predatory marketing and it’s so fucked up 😤

It’s estrogen day! Wanna see where I put them? 😏

So cozy today 🥰

I want more of these prompts! I’m always looking for an excuse to post something slutty 😈

Get on your knees for me, Princess. You look so pretty down there with those doe eyes looking back up at me. Ask me nicely and I might let you taste my girlcock

Happy Valentine’s Day! Give your girl a big smooch and tell her how special she is 💕

Thigh Thursday featuring my two puppies 🥰

My autism: I need plans to be made at least a day in advance, anything last minute throws my day off. My ADHD: we made plans?? Isn’t my brain fun 🤪 #AuDHD

Low self esteem day… could use some compliments 🥺

Wanna find out what’s underneath?

I put on eyeliner for the first time in forever!! I didn’t do half bad 🥰

Me waking up at 4:30 am. I look so pissed off 😂

Please? 🥺

Do other trans lesbians feel the pressure of comphet? Or is it the hormones making us crave dick?

Mirror selfie cuz I’m feeling cute! 🥰

Tired of men but toys just don’t feel the same? Might I interest you in some girlcock?

Sometimes I feel like I’m not lesbian enough because I don’t give a shit about astrological signs

My wifey finally joined Bluesky! Everyone go follow @noxiousratpoison.bsky.social 🫶 we even got matching pfps because we’re so cheesy 🥰

I just found this in the vault. I don’t even remember taking this photo 😂

On my way to pick up my wife from the airport!! It’s only been a week but it felt like a year 😭

So I’ve been doing some voice training but whenever I use my fem voice I get a valley girl accent and I annoy the shit out of myself 😂

Feelin a little shy so it’s tiddy tease Tuesday for me 😘

Everyone online in the US is saying “find your local community, find a support group” but this bitch doesn’t even go outside! I don’t know where to look. I’ve found online community here (love you all) but local? Any suggestions welcome 🫶

My 3 favorite coping mechanisms when the wifey goes out of town

Better late than never for Thigh Thursday

"Can I be your Luigi?! 🥵❤️" - No one can replace daddy Luigi 😘 he can deny, defend and depose me! tellonym.me/lexi.nomicon...

When my wife goes out of town I lose all motivation to cook. Looks like it’s frozen burritos and Dino nuggies for a week 😇

Anyone ever dress up like this just to do chores? Or is it just me…?

Ooh butt pics today?! Say less (from the vault)

Titty Tuesday?? My favorite day of the week 😍

"do u think keeping your dating profile up means you’re not that serious about someone?"- I don’t think so. A lot of people have ADHD and forget they even have an account. As long as the app isn’t downloaded and you’re not actively looking for anyone I don’t see a problem tellonym.me/lexi.nomicon...

Why is being gently bullied like my favorite thing when talking to someone new 😂

I just learned about “the knee thing” for lesbians… I feel like I’ve unlocked a new superpower but I need someone to test it out on first 😈

"do you think saying sorry shows weakness" - Not at all. I think, if genuine, an apology requires vulnerability to admit you were wrong and a desire to repair the relationship. That takes emotional intelligence and accountability which I consider a sign of strength tellonym.me/lexi.nomicon...

Why are girls so pretty 🥺