when i'm in an italian market anything is possible

moon is once again absolutely gorgeous beyond description & you'll just have to take me at my word

sorry i'm late i was listening to the geese

the part in Shrek that is basically a music video for "Hallelujah".... the part in Shrek 2 that is basically a music video for "Accidentally in Love".... need I go on

"i'm sorry you're taking this L so personally"

Her

trick or treat yourself to a tarot card in your irl inbox this hallow's eve 🎃 www.sam-valentine.com/shop

I bring a "pedestrians have the right of way" energy to the crosswalk that drivers really don't love

what a curse it is to be a lover girl

how to express the joy of visiting the local florist

the main thing about being bisexual is joe jonas

let's work on bringing back the word "bonkers" ok?

oh sweetie you've mistaken the task of the artist again 😔

saying "sunk cost fallacy" in a girlypop way

i quit 🚨 my job as a public librarian (today was my last day)! & instead of going quietly, i am sharing why:

a tiny tarot reading, for you (if you'd like) 😇 - this one includes a summer assignment 📝🫢 youtube.com/shorts/ossLX...

If you'd like some support (with joy & levity!) from the Tarot, I'm pleased to let you know I've (finally) reopened for three-card tarot readings for the summer! 💞 book here: www.sam-valentine.com

💞💘🧚‍♀️ a spell: shop within your community 🪽☁️🫧

may i offer you a tiny tarot reading on this summer's day? 🍀 youtube.com/shorts/Ip1sG...

now booking Tarot Readings (via the magic of the mail 💌) for July, if you're feeling WRATHFUL ❤️‍🔥✨💅 www.sam-valentine.com/shop

just watched a bird get the worm and let me tell you: he was not early, but he was right on time

extra charge for oat milk? rainbow tax

a tiny tarot reading, for you, should you like some summer homework from the cards 📝🌻😇 youtube.com/shorts/IjbKB...

(local girl excitedly reports unusual bird sighting to you) #birding #birds

a humble offering 🙏💫✨ a tiny tarot reading for you (if you like!!) youtu.be/GdSX1_Womis?...

how to express the comfort of making oneself a bowl of pastina

through me, the poem

bro try saying something brave and true!!

some good birds I have seen recently (and what they were up to): Downy Woodpecker (drumming) Chickadee (singing a love song) Robins (running) Juncos (grazing) Cardinal (crying out desperately for attention) Blue Jays (tussling) Mourning Dove (acting affronted)

local girl with migraine heroically eats slice of toast

what I really want is a bowl of pastina

local hardware stores are so important

trans day of stopping to smell the flowers 💧🌷🤍

can you believe that March is not yet over

💞🌈 SHOW UP FOR OUR LIBRARIES 📚✨ info & action items from American Library Association 🚨

a little Emily Dickinson (from the Emily Dickinson Tarot Deck) for you today 🍀✨

"when they ask, we'll say we're just passing through"

a little tarot reading for you (if you'd like): youtube.com/shorts/a7-F0...

they're playing sign of the times by harry styles in this dunkin donuts and (I'm sorry harry) it's creating a weird vibe

we're so back

all i can say is harmony cobel had better be on the screen 2night

once again guilty as charged: thinking about Conclave

the thing about being a casual birder is that on the way home you can see a hawk cleaning their beak which is just, like, neat

a reminder on this day in particular: 💖💕📖GET A LIBRARY CARD 🪽✨🌈

believe that we are many 🌹 believe that they are few 🥀

scheming villain voice: how shall i bring a sense of delight today

finally 40 degrees which means time for my esoteric ball caps to crawl out of their hibernation dens

hellllllo, casually serving you a little tarot reading, in case you could use one 🙂‍↕️ youtube.com/shorts/tKNVZ...

on occasion one must be a meance