DOUBLE DOINK!

Live from Detroit...

No Kings in Austin, TX

If the Mariners didn't wanna go to the ALCS this badly, they should've just let the Astros sweep them in September.

Critical part of the President's new $100,000 charge for H1-B visas: The Administration can also offer a $100,000 discount to any person, company, or industry that it wants. Replacing rules with arbitrary discretion. Want visas? You know who to call and who to flatter.

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Every centrist hagiographer: he said some very important stuff Everyone: oh, like what? Every centrist hagiographer: very important things Everyone: Can you repeat some of those things he said? Every centrist hagiographer, looking at their legal department frantically shaking their heads: no

When a right-wing man murdered Democratic lawmakers in Minnesota, progressives asked MAGA to tone down the rhetoric to prevent more violence. Within hours of Kirk’s murder, motive still unknown, the right is demanding that the government wage a campaign of violence against their enemies.

"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023 www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...

I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣 Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡

They finally caught the son of a bitch

chants of “get the fuck out”

One of these days the ping-pong balls will finally bounce the Spurs' way and give them a break

Diego Rubio playing with a tissue shoved up his nose is the only highlight of this match.

How could anyone have predicted Draymond Green starting some shit and then Dillon Brooks escalating the shit?

THE TEXANS FINALLY DRAFTED AN OFFENSIVE LINEMAN WOOOHOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Exercising my right to peacefully protest while I still can

Bills-Broncos update

Texans fans - please make sure this game gets a safe Uber ride home tonight. And Pedialyte tomorrow morning

If Ewers is gonna keep getting himself sacked this game is already over.

Whoever wins this game is getting blasted in the semifinals

There were obviously no Texans in the "Landman" writers' room because Billy Bob Thornton's daughter just asked him to get her a "animal-style Whataburger". Reader, I damn near threw my controller through the TV

I hate the Cowboys but love the Longhorns so that Overshown pick-six is making me real anxious.

How did "Smart Shuffle" become a thing on Spotify? "Hey boss, you know how people have specifically curated playlists of songs they want to listen to? Well, what if we play songs not on that playlist instead?" "OMG disruption!"