when I was little I thought ellen degeneres’s name was “ellen the generous”

I want Lana lyric tattoo

December 25 🫶🏻

I forgot my password but I’m back dolls :):)

i miss warm weather soooo 😡 bad

old friend’s partner looks like rosie odonnell and i can’t get the comparison out of my head

the amount of times recently that i wake myself up from the middle of a fierce dream by talking or yelling is getting embarrassing 🙂‍↕️

so excited for halloween, officially my birthday month too :)

u guys are so creative to find a reason to post nudes... i'm now seeing "cocktober" 😭

not risking my birthday month

im crying omg

i feel behind in life reading this

same

i still don’t feel good. not feeling physically well is hard when i already have to work with my mental everyday 😞

apple wants the orange iphone to have the status of an hermes box so bad i’m convinced

shopping in palo alto today 👅

😑 for $55 these meds better work. my nose went from 0-100 today from the pollen

this pic is from ohio but i’m back in san jose / san francisco. what mutuals live here??? :)

CARDI NEW ABULM AND THE FEATURES ARE GOOD

the bay in 8 days 🙂‍↕️

guys I might have to start driving with a booster seat my waist is getting too tiny for my seatbelt 😪😔

try imaging life before this dropped jan 1, 2014…

is conan grey not gay orrrrr

My family is way too nice & forgiving which sucks bc ppl take advantage 🙂‍↕️

need someone to go with me to Kings Island Pride tonight

I normally really never am interested in anything MK but why is there some cute stuff now

I need a bf I’m ready for stealing hoodie season

put outfits together in your mind when negative people are speaking

my unreleased sex tape with ur favorite celebrity

when nicki said: Life is a movie, but there will never be a sequel And I'm good with that, as long as I'm peaceful >>>>😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

highly recommend to get u a man across the country like him

watched my grandpa take his last breaths that was one of the hardest things ive ever done

why is it that nobody smokes anymore but will do coke instead..

the way I’m downgrading my iphone for a fun color and more storage 🥲

almost 1k posts jeez

being the bigger person is EXHAUSTING how do y’all do it everyday

new job is giving me 12 hours per week…

hiiii

I’m stupid

I don’t even condone my own actions, I’m crazy

idk who but someone needs to hear this you’re TOO good for someone who isn’t sure about u.

I need to live somewhere with warm weather year round desperately

Nothing more humbling then getting rejected by a man who wanted you first

“can you explain the gap in your resume” yeah, that was when I felt joy for the only time in my adult life 🤠

add me <3 chrisalexpalmer

Who’s hungover beyond belief this morning?

Fireworks woke me

haven’t been this lean in a few years

I neeeed a new job!