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Andrew Mouthbreather-Windsor greatest hits: I don't sweat, or rather, I didn't sweat at the time, due to WAR
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5 minutes ago
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Andrew Mouthbreather-Windsor has been arrested and word on the street is that he's going to drop "the dime" on Donald J Trump
11 minutes ago
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It's not fair; I should have the opportunity to be humiliated by beautiful Olympic athlete too. Stop showing me the smart man that figured it out
about 20 hours ago
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Happy year of the Fire Horse. This would be a perfect year to release a good Ghost Rider movie since his burning motorcycle is like a kind of fire horse 🔥🐎
4 days ago
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Will you be my milk? So I can spoil you 😉 Happy Valentine's Day 💘
5 days ago
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Dusted off a 500gb SSD because I wanted to install more Steam games and so far I have installed one game: Microsoft Flight Simulator 2020 which is taking up around 400gb
6 days ago
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Philips head wife Flathead husband
6 days ago
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I love spelling a word so wrong autocorrect cannot help me and then I give up. Don't need that word anymore. Bye bye
8 days ago
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Parker Molloy
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Your first rotisserie chicken from Costco costs $70
8 days ago
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Sad to hear that Avatar Fire and Ash is a commercial failure with only $1.4 billion at the box office. They say that's "barely profitable". We failed you, James 😞 we failed you, Eywa 😭
9 days ago
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Gary Glitter has asked to have his music added to 'Melania'
10 days ago
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White guy doing stereotypical Chinese accent on the train, but he's speaking fluent Mandarin. Can I get mad? 🤔
12 days ago
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I know not with what weapons Woke 2 will be fought, but Woke 3 will be fought with sticks and stones
13 days ago
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Final Fantasy VII Remake, Final Fantasy VII Rebirth, Final Fantasy VII Recycle
14 days ago
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Sandwich discourse? Don't forget about Chicago's big wet sloppy sandwich. No one does a wetter sandwich than the windy city
16 days ago
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Why the hell am I looking at my phone in bed from 6-7am? I should get up and play video games before work
16 days ago
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Trump: "I am shutting down the Kennedy center until after I am dead. Enjoy!"
17 days ago
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The worst feelings in the world are 1. Misplaced phone and 2. Misplaced vape. I'm not a parent but I assume misplaced baby has to be a top 5 as well
20 days ago
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It seems like if all of Trump's golf courses were torn up and searched they'd find human remains from some of his and Epstein's victims
20 days ago
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It would be an honor to be found by a big search party after a few scary nights lost in the woods
22 days ago
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I Dwayned his Rock Johnson until I could smell what he was cooking
23 days ago
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What the hell is Adam Curtis doing? Drop a doc bro
23 days ago
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Overclocking my sound card to get more sounds per second
25 days ago
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A few states should call up their national guard and attack the capital, in my opinion
26 days ago
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How come there aren't movie theaters that just play old movies like stuff from the early 2000s and you can just walk in whenever you want for a little peak at Adam Sandler going on his 39th first date with Drew Barrymore? Is it because of capitalism?
28 days ago
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The worst thing about traveling internationally as an American is that everyone assumes I know every other American. It's like, there's over 300 million of us. I only know a few million Americans at most
29 days ago
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This Greenland shit is just another stock market dump and pump for the Trump family and friends. Let's see how much crypto Barron traded over the last few days
29 days ago
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Okay but this would feel so good in the cold
add a skeleton here at some point
30 days ago
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First time snow enjoyer. This summer girl was born in July
about 1 month ago
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I've been thinking a lot about politic lately and I think Zohran the Mayor of New York should end his videos by saying "I love you"
about 1 month ago
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You guys every notice how it's like there's a little man on the moon. Have you seen the moon man?
about 1 month ago
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Smart glasses that use AI to identify other smart glasses and blast LiDAR at their cameras to burn out the sensors
about 1 month ago
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Can you believe this mfer still hasn't paid me
about 1 month ago
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guy that beatboxes but only with slurping sounds
about 1 month ago
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A 12 year old getting a "6 years ago..." photo push notification
about 1 month ago
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Are women still running on all fours like horses? Or was that a fad
about 1 month ago
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I hope I'm on the toilet when I find out It Happened
about 1 month ago
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How are you, as a man, putting the X-Men in a movie titled "Avengers"???
about 1 month ago
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I miss the very early generation of AI image bots that made robocooked shit and you didn't know what to expect like this stuff. This is as far as it should have gone
about 1 month ago
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I'm not a huge Trekkie so maybe this is explained somewhere already but I assume when they teleport you somewhere they remove all of the piss and shit from your body, right? You're not running to the bathroom before an away mission just warp it out
about 2 months ago
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Elephants would look sick with tattoos too bad there's no ethical way to tattoo an elephant
about 2 months ago
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about 2 months ago
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I cleaned the bathtub really well today what's everyone else up to
about 2 months ago
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When you unsubscribe from The Onion's emails they should send you an email that says unsubscribe attempt failed, as a joke. One for the road
about 2 months ago
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Choosing a favorite pizza style is like choosing a favorite dog breed. I like the deep dish dog. I like the Detroit style dog. I like the tavern cut dog
about 2 months ago
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Saw some fog
about 2 months ago
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I wish Avatar had less discourse impact! Everybody's talking about it today and I'm over here like "I'm blue Da ba dee da ba di"
about 2 months ago
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Are you having a good time? Here, have a photo of a puppy passed out on her ball
about 2 months ago
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Video 1 - Prank: Wearing my "I got my ass fucked in GOMORRAH" tee shirt in downtown Sodom Video 2 - JAILED for indecency in Sodom?!?! Video 3 - My sincere apology to the people of Sodom
about 2 months ago
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