The people demand an interesting Arn Bowl

After this absolute horse turd of a year, I tried to treat myself to a nice (early) birthday dinner and instead I’m getting a snowstorm. Lol. Lmao.

Is there a Thanksgiving class or something for people who were raised by folks who either don’t cook super well or are the “do not enter my kitchen under any circumstances” types

Mom was putting the turkey in the oven one year when the foil pan bent, dropping the turkey on the floor. I ran over and scooped it up, then we cooked it and said nothing because she gets very stressed on Thanksgiving and I don’t eat turkey 🤷‍♀️

In this house there is not a drop of executive function so we eat dinner, and I insist on charcuterie or some grazing food. Because if I am sitting there with an empty stomach at 7 pm, listening to my parents’ shock that the turkey is still not done AGAIN, I become the worst version of myself

Good morning! I *actually* stopped for gas on my way to work instead of putting it off. This marks the first in an unknown number of attempts

I made an *ambitious* agenda for TV and chores this weekend, which will either go really well or very poorly

I keep seeing posts and articles that make me make faces like this 🥴😵‍💫🫠 and at this point, I’m afraid someone is going to ask me what I’m reading

Went outside with my dog and stopped in my tracks because I’ve never been able to see the Northern Lights with just my eyes from my house in the southern part of the metro before. What a cool surprise

I need these commentators to shut up and just let the college kids have harmless fun at a football game

One of those days where, if someone said “you can go home right now to your couch and soft pants, but you have to fight this large and scary person first,” I might do it with no questions asked

Kind of want someone to write a piece on the science of how these guys don’t get jacked-up teeth from wearing grills during a football game

My version of the matrix is making two playlists: one for poking the bruise and another like a high-speed train to transport me past my feelings before I know they’re there

When a lady is absolutely dragging her husband to her friends for all to hear in the cafeteria

Anyway, getting diagnosed with ADHD at 31 doesn’t mean I “didn’t have it” before. It means I spent three decades misunderstood, being really hard on myself, and not getting the care I needed. My life was worse for it, and it didn’t have to be.

I love that trainers in baseball watch pitchers and will come get them if they notice an injury, even if the guy doesn’t complain. I want that for me. Let a doctor watch me do my typing job and be like “oh no, you’re exhibiting signs of stress, let’s get you out of here”

Wiping actual tears at my desk at this part of the Fullcast

Folks, I know things are a little bit crazy right now, but Lindsey Adler’s fluffy goofball Fisher was involved in a bad situation today and is facing some serious medical care and bills. Anything to help would be extremely extremely appreciated. All the money goes to Fish. gofund.me/db767a303

BUZZ DAMN BUZZ

I really want these review mics to get somebody saying “but it’s so cool, should we give it to him?”

BUZZ BUZZ, besties

It’s not quite 3 pm and I’ve already said “that’s a Monday problem”

Found a lap hound

I talked to my dentist about a night guard this morning and she suggested I take note if I’m clenching my teeth during the day too. I gotta say, this was a wild day to starting paying attention to that

Got a fortune cookie tonight that said “your confidence will soar in August.” Sounds great in a vacuum! Kind of a bummer to receive in September lol

I can tell I’m getting older by how many times I wince when I see a hit in a football game and say “that looked painful”

“If you just failed an overhead press and dropped a 100 lb barbell on your stomach, let me hear your favorite bad word!” FUCK

OPENER: There's time on the clock channel-6.ghost.io/time-on-the-...

Every year these openers hit me like an AED. Nobody does it like Channel 6

Almost dry-heaving over football. We are so back

I haven’t gone on a proper vacation in over two years (with no sign of that changing soon) and 90% of my alma mater’s fans are posting non-stop photos from my top destination. This is bullying and I do not appreciate it

Gave my dog some pumpkin, which she loved. She thinks it’s a treat but it’s really for bathroom issues. This must be what parents feel like when they trick their kid into eating veggies

I feel like a child drinking out of my straw-top water bottle but the water people are right, the straw really does make me drink more

We can only hope that the season Cal Raleigh is having leads more players to have an absolute wagon. Donks for dingers

I had to take my helix piercing out and I’m really sad about it

Both of my brothers are/will soon be stationed in the Middle East. From absolute bottom of my heart, fuck everyone who thirsts for war

I don’t get nearly enough credit for stopping myself from saying “hi chat” EVERY TIME I join a call I’m about to lead

What’s a cute word for “my brother’s deployment ceremony went over and made me miss my therapy appointment, which I could really use right now”

Being in your 30s is asking yourself, “which of my pairs of shoes has the most support for standing all night at a concert?”

Holy Broses, I went too hard at the gym 🤮

My grocery bill is scaring the h***

I have to buy some blouses because everyone at my office dresses middle aged, and I don’t understand what is happening in the world of business casual right now. Cap sleeves. Bubble sleeves. Bubble hems. WHO let peplum out of the room we locked her in back in 2014?!

What candles are we using to complete the golf nap vibe, chat? It’s backyard honeysuckle for me

My music shuffle went from Noah Kahan to Bad Bunny and the whiplash was so wild I thought for a second that I may contain too many multitudes

Just once, I want it to be my turn.

Age 21: quesadilla and Jarritos at Mr. Burrito at 1 am Age 34: quesadilla and Jarritos at the food truck outside your office at 12 pm

Obsessed with Boston having a tea sponsor behind home plate

Had to cancel today’s workout that holds my mental health together because I got a migraine from the sun pouring in our massive, unshaded office windows and then felt like death in bumper-to-bumper traffic. I’m sure everything will be fine

I hope all of my neighbors enjoyed watching me fight a paper yard waste bag because I did not enjoy doing it