Lame survey legalese.

I don't know who thought it would be a bright idea to resurrect "adaptogen" from its Soviet roots and slap it on a subscription smoothie company.

This survey about laundry baskets is vaguely insane.

Ten minutes to first pitch. Augie is settled in. youtu.be/HGYkAzk_OYw

This layer of mouse shit has finally been debulked.

Sigh. Put down the LaTeX and walk away slowly. (Trazodone does my head in a way that makes it unsafe to try to visit the bathroom for some time.)

This is not competent hyphenation, chilluns.

I'm mildly impressed that the Stanford Encyclopedia entry on Korean Buddhism eschews Hangul.

The mikvah should be regarded with disdain.

Mouse status: Active.

Sure it is, guys, sure it is. (This one was so poorly designed that it asked me how much weight I wanted to lose after being informed that I was looking to gain weight.)

So, I had something clanging around in my head today. I originally wondered whether I had forgotten part of the Laverne & Shirley theme song. Bette Midler generates true revulsion in my nervous system, much like the Manhattan Transfer, so this was it: youtu.be/FjzVCS5E12c

People also ask... Sure they do. All the time.

I'm not sure what would provoke someone to use a bag of broccoli florets to advertise their THCA-laced hemp product.

"Likely." You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Cat Magic School is feeling bossy today.

It's wholly unclear to me that I should be seeing an ad for brexpiprazole when turning on the Cubs pregame stream.

Point score to clear the final level in the Grow a Magic Tree scenario at Cat Magic School is 72 × 10^30, on the off chance anyone was wondering.

Betcha that's not what the ED is paying.

I hope the guy I let mine (a floor model) go to for $400 is still using it. Very fussy box.

I would like to thank MLBAM for hard-wiring "has challenged" into the Gameday annotations, which is guaranteed to always be ungrammatical.

There's now an ad for graduate programs at the Colorado School of Mines appearing at Cat Magic School. It's really, really cool.

Mort Sahl was supposed to be in "Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia"? Mysteries never cease. youtu.be/Jrly1ikox0U

Crosstown game, and Z. is sitting in for Vergil. Unbelievable.

Happy Birthday to CONELRAD! The Truman administration-initiated broadcast warning system became operational #OTD in 1953. It lasted for ten years before being replaced by the Emergency Broadcast System. We now have the Emergency Alert System. #BOTD

Not sure why I woke up with "The Caissons Go Rolling Along" stuck in my head.

She just referred to Malt-O-Meal as Maypo again. I'm going to need a stratagem such as now referring to oatmeal as polenta or something to drive the point home.

Oy, Vergil's ad read for Binny's Beverage Depot includes the copy "the first monkey astronaut launched into space." If you're going to invoke Enos, perhaps you should name him.

One has to look around for the numbers stuff, but happily, he's still at it. www.ominous-valve.com

Z. is thick into the attempt to verbally italicize things that certainly do not require italicization this 5th inning.

I *had* noticed that I didn't need a jumbo roll of Bounty by my side as an inpatient. www.thermofisher.com/allergy/wo/e...

I am extraordinarily tired of seeing disembodied fingers.

The Forbin Project strikes again.

SSA has some really bad hold music.

Rather than arguing about the best way to do this, perhaps you should be questioning why you would want to in the first place.

Please don't put your tail into a tumbler of soup, Augie.

Possible errant mission, "Zen and Behavior Analysis." pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...

The current bedroom mouse sounds as though it might be in a weakened state. Again, I don't care for this sort of thing regarding a sentient being (it might be pleading in its fashion), but I still can only take so much. I'm larger and thus can go without food for longer. Poor suffering animal.

Note to Drumpf:

Phew. #Cubs.

Is there a consensus on whether Jay Bhattacharya is unreliable by nature or by training?

The landlady keeps referring to Malt-O-Meal as Maypo, and this is starting to get on my nerves.

I really hate Gboard. I don't speak in emoji.

Ah, it's Kerry Wood 20 K Day.

Max Tegmark has now whomped up "The Future of Life Institute"?

I probably shouldn't have started in on looking into why cats' whiskers are ordered in a grid.