John Vincent on the Anthem. They're doomed.

The landlady has diagnosed me with C. diff by undisclosed Web site. At least she didn't volunteer to be a donor.

Yes, it is advertising, kids. Bizarre advertising.

Man, 300 mg clindamycin t.i.d. is absolutely brutal on the GI tract.

At speed level 6 out of 10, it already looks like these cats are robbing a meth lab rather than a bank. Just under 18.5 hours to go.

The landlady has just opined that Malt-O-Meal "sounds British." What the fuck universe is this?

Jeezums.

Quick story: I once engaged in a travel-intensive courtship. She found a much more suitable, really nice guy, but when they brought Pickles the Cat back from Iowa City, it turned out that he and I were both fans of this. youtu.be/pUW7QADhAKM

"Elixirs": The limiting reagent when the cats try to rob a bank. The strategic choice having been made, this is now all down to tactics.

For some reason, these idiots (there is more than one alleged corporation) keep expanding their claims.

I had forgotten that one of the code names early in Three Days of the Condor is "Augie 3." I'm not going to wake up the cat to alert him of this tidbit.

Gah, the Oorah disingenuity has already turned up in a spring-training radiocast.

The reference here is to Tim Leary's "League for Spiritual Discovery,"

THIS DOES NOT REQUIRE THE ASSISTANCE OF LESLIE LAMPORT.

I find it odd that the mice ate into a shoebox for new Chuck Taylors but have completely ignored a box of Triscuits for quite some time.

I seem to have a cat's head on my left knee.

I had forgotten the influenza bit from "My Fair Lady." youtu.be/P_5RyXYhdP8

It's a survey about package design for OTC Cialis, for G-d's sake.

USPS has delivered a package to an unspecified "neighbor" location and claims that I requested it. I have enough bruxism as it is.

I am truly grateful that someone went to the trouble of assembling this. www.millionmonkeytheater.com/Shitmas9.html

Ah, the window has finally signaled. youtu.be/_PGvQ6CBq48

ABC-TV will be airing The Ten Commandments on April 4 this year. youtu.be/CkBDotKm6Y4

Don't reuse OTPs, kids. www.osti.gov/opennet/manh...

I really don't even want to contemplate why the landlady felt compelled to text me at 5 a.m. to disclose that it's Monday.

I don't know how these people can look at themselves in the mirror.

The landlady avers that gulyás involves spaghetti.

Yes, it's one those days where you fall asleep in the 8th inning and dream that you have appeared in a mystery gourmet shop with terrible service and a mystery $500 bill in your pocket but still can't get correct change for the lone item that you were able to obtain.

The great thing about LLMs is that they're not impressed by Chomsky's phrase structure grammar, either. www.scd31.com/posts/person...

I am amused that Bob Dylan lives in a Malibu estate. I had guessed Colorado when it sprang to mind. youtu.be/kGT7XQ9XdKI

Uh-oh, GPAI has entered the ad space at Cat Magic School. Its claim to fame seems to be correctly doing the math for a cylinder rolling down an inclined plane, which nobody out of high school has ever really given a rat's ass about.

Man, I can come up with some scathing insults when I wake up grumpy. They will need fine-tuning before deployment.

G--gle has no idea what's going on, and that suits me fine.

ACTION. (Reprise.) youtu.be/KV076vZyHkI

Zaidman was back yesterday, as predicted.

Everything has to be complicated.

I'm sure these will be right up there with Mickey Mantle trading cards one day.

There is absolutely nothing that the landlady can't massively fuck up. Now something is wrong with the Ore-Ida potatoes O'Brien that arrived this week.

There's an amusing interview with Wallace Shawn and André Gregory in the recent Weekend Edition Saturday, if anybody's interested. I recommend the audio, but here's the transcript: www.npr.org/2026/03/14/n...

You make me get out of the wheelchair to stand in the groin scanner? No gift card for you.

I don't recall them as being great lyricists, but it's a show. MC5 from Beat Club. youtu.be/Oeyt9wNYhnQ

And I can still make better dumplings than you can get in the frozen case. www.britannica.com/place/Bohemia

I have no idea why the ACLU is holding this, but I've been seeing a lot of ads for antiperspirants. (PDF warning.) assets.aclu.org/live/uploads...

Hegseth seems to be in midseason form.