Tried One Page Rules last night and honestly exponentially more fun than 40k. The simplicity of it all actually makes it relaxing to play a game rather than leaving me mentally exhausted. It also means it's easier to get a quick game in after work vs rushing to complete a game.

Had a fun time last night in our first session of Warhammer Fantasy RPG! Got to see a Skaven rattling gun blow up and a Doomrocket miss and fly off to hit their ship like a bottle rocket. 🐭💥

MONDAY. SPITE AS FUEL.

Some people have no awareness... A teen posted a screenshot of the Airbnb listing they were going to stay at for the entire month of October and I commented that they shared way too much location info. They go "where's the address?" I found it via Google/street view in sub 5mins. 😭

Realizing I should encourage my boyfriend to paint minis more because then maybe he can paint my nails. 🧐 Seen this joked about a lot of TikTok lately but I'm like wait a minute...

Finally have a moment to breathe this week and build a mini for a Warhammer fantasy RPG campaign and prime some others for Mordheim and 40k. 😗

I made wings for dinner last night and my boyfriend said they were so good it was like a top 5 meal that we've ever eaten. I impressed /myself/ with that one.

every day I wake up and check the news and I'm just...

Important PSA! Charcoal is a natural absorbent. Unfortunately it's quite liberal when it comes to WHAT it absorbs, meaning: it absorbs ANYTHING that goes into your stomach and gut. That includes all the active substances from ANY kind of medication you take (incl. contraceptives, vitamins et al).

Jane Goodall, ethologist and conservationist, has died. She was 91

IT'S OFFICIALLY OCTOBER 🦇

what the actual fuck is this shit

Last night I spent like 5 hours after work cleaning and organizing stuff and I'm...weirdly excited to go home and organize and clean some more? I think it was the satisfaction of getting rid of a few doom piles that I had been procrastinating putting away.

The worst part about working in the office is there are no animals to pet here. 😔

I literally spent 10 min translating Lula’s speech about Palestine to English. I just need every single one of my gringo friends to listen to this man in order to maybe restore their faith in politics. This right here is a politician. This is why we voted for him. And personally, I’ll do it again.

Got a piercing stuck on a piece of metal and saw my life flash before my eyes 😭

you know what day it is youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk?...

The silliest part about going to my waxer is that every time it's just the most random conversations for 15mins. Today we talked about our favorite ramen spots and then baking tips since I mentioned I'm gonna make a cheesecake today.

when you get a quadrakill and the enemy team immediately ff's

I had 3 coworkers tell me today that I'm killing it at my job which makes me very happy. 🥰 It's really nice to feel appreciated.

Chaos: Hey Slaanesh, did you corrupt Primarch Fulgrim yet? Slaanesh: Yeah, boss. Made him a giant snake monster, just like you asked. Chaos: I asked you to make him real fuckin sexy. Slaanesh: Just like you asked.

Had to do a sensitivity analysis for some work stuff and I realized it sounds like something you'd joke about doing for liberals who haven't touched grass in a while lol

I think the nicest part about my job is the only mentally exhausting thing so far is having like 5.5hrs of meetings (mostly back to back) in a single day. Whereas with old jobs that were sales based it was constant stress over targets which wasn't bad at first, but got bad as entertainment tanked.

Got tickets to see Sabaton in February 🤘 Very excited to see them as a headliner rather than an opener.

Went to get a quick dinner earlier tonight and somehow ended up seeing a 90s rock cover band called Temple of the Dads and it was rad.

Did ye olde sales pitch for a gun self defense course and ran through some scenarios. Apparently the time between my shots is like close to competition level? Did a good job with target acquisition/hitting moving targets too. My form is absolutely atrocious, but that will be fixed.

My schedule strikes again. Woke up at 6:30am without even trying.

I don't cry over the deaths of fascists and you shouldn't either.

My review of Cincinnati: it was quite nice. Like if I had to live in Ohio I'd choose there. Very diverse, shockingly good Mexican food, what I saw was very clean, and the people were very friendly. Highways were nightmarishly designed and reminded me of LA tho. Just less lanes. lol

Earliest I've arrived before a flight in a hot minute. Got here at 5:35 and the flight boards at 6:10. I'm like already through security and at my gate just twiddling my thumbs now.

/r/metalcore is spicy today

I have to be up for a flight in a few hours and I can't sleep eeeeee

In the airport bathroom and a lady walked in and her phone alerted of a message and it's literally the same sound as a tractor trailer horn. Absolutely no idea how someone like that functions.

Awake to head out to a flight soon and it's not the worst I've ever felt, but man I can't wait to fall asleep as soon as I'm able to.

Enjoy some lil Phoenix beans

Having bottomless brunch mimosas and then walking home in 94° heat is a terrible idea

Just learned that the South enjoys peanuts in Coke and I'm absolutely disgusted

Happy hour margs >>>

🦇 It's almost Halloween 🦇

That fun adrenaline dump after some fucking idiot crosses 2 lanes of traffic at once and almost hits you. Thank fuck there was nobody in the lane beside me because I had to swerve to avoid their stupid ass.

Had an awesome quarterly regional SoCal Mordheim day and it was awesome! We had so many new players including people who drove in from pretty far away (including one guy who happened to be from Finland in LA for work). Love this little community. 😊

the dutch are not indigenous to the ocean if you put them in the ocean they will drown

its pretty crazy how mfs will talk about “decolonialism” until you bring up giving the netherlands back to the sea and then suddenly you’re the villain….

Me: it's fine I'm only painting the rims of some bases real quick. No way I can make a mess doing one color - I'll do it at my desk! My black paint: that's what you think ;)

Cat

Trying to decide which helmet to go with my armor and I'm leaning towards a sallet. To bevor or not to bevor...this one is pretty sick looking.

maybe I should play Rogue Trader for more than 10 minutes

Thinking I might have to buy both of these pants 🧐

I need people to stop making their cats Miso and Mochi and other cutesy Japanese words and start naming them Tokugawa Shogunate

It's almost spooky goth girl season and I'm very excited