Here's a joke: China's current online discourse is quite peculiar. The heavily censored domestic platform Douyin is more subversive than the foreign platform X, while X is actually more patriotic than Douyin.

They're complete opposites in every way!

Recently, Chinese social media has been flooded with AI-generated short videos depicting women regretting their decision not to marry as they grow older. Some even feature absurd scenarios like an 80-year-old woman suddenly having an epiphany, getting married, and giving birth.

This is a sexual harassment incident that just occurred yesterday in Shanghai, China. While taking photos, a man suddenly rushed forward and grabbed a cosplayer's breast. The cosplayer was shocked and asked, “What are you doing?” He replied, “Sorry, I couldn't help myself.”

Things we take for granted in daily life today were once luxuries reserved for the wealthy and aristocracy just decades ago. When my grandfather ran a business in China during the 1990s, only big bosses could afford cell phones.

Here's a joke: Celebrating birthdays helps you live longer. Research shows that the more birthdays you celebrate, the longer you live.

A carrot that could be a model!

Happy Chicken Soup

This is a lottery advertisement: You actually have 10 million in savings, but you've forgotten the withdrawal password. Each attempt costs 2 yuan. Once you enter the correct code, the money is yours. Don't rush, don't give up. As long as your heart remains, your dreams will too

Our family's business attitude is deeply humble: we know profits come not from our abilities, but because the market needs us. If that need vanishes, we'll be discarded instantly.

It says: Learn how to make money sitting down. Fee: 100 yuan. Netizen comment: The answer lies within the riddle itself.

Please calculate the calories in this hamburger.

The peasant uprisings during the final years of China's dynasties were of extreme brutality, something you foreigners would find hard to imagine. It wasn't ordinary warfare, but rather an apocalyptic scene—perhaps only comparable to the Chaos invasion in Warhammer.

It is said that this is a business reception.

It's said that this was some bankrupt boss who couldn't handle the pressure and went mad.

Here's a joke: Some politician who opposes pedophilia might just be on Epstein's island. So there's a Chinese proverb: Officials are allowed to set fires, but commoners aren't even allowed to light lamps.

My attitude toward wealth is one of pure pragmatism: I neither reject it nor worship it. This is also the style in which our family does business. We rarely expand. Whenever a business is about to grow large and the industry dividends are nearly exhausted, we cash out and leave.

Here's a joke: Dinosaur carcasses turned into oil, and plastic is made from oil, so toy dinosaurs are made from real dinosaurs. Netizen comment: Atoms in the universe are shared, so there are dinosaurs inside your body.

A line of small characters was engraved upon Ashbringer: Serve the People.

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This coser nailed Ryza's juicy thighs perfectly! The accuracy is insane!

I just heard about a really bizarre case of catching adultery: The wife brought her lover home for an affair, but there was a gas leak, and the two of them passed out naked on the bed. Fortunately, the husband unexpectedly came home at that moment and saved their lives.

A bizarre case recently unfolded in China: A man cheated on his pregnant wife, defrauding his mistress of 60,000 yuan to cover his daughter's hospital bills, while also giving his wife 30,000 yuan.

I have a very open-minded and carefree mindset. Even if the Earth exploded, I wouldn’t feel anxious—after all, the worst that could happen is death. That’s exactly why I’ve always lived so happily.

Tell a joke: My wife said that in the changing room, she saw a female colleague wearing the same couple's underwear as the manager. What???

This street vendor selling coffee bears a striking resemblance to Kim Jong-un and has unexpectedly gone viral online in China. Coincidentally, he also shares the surname Kim.

China's stock market wishes everyone a Merry Christmas in advance!

Here's a joke: These are all rumors currently circulating online in China. Does it remind you of Showa-era Japan? Japanese people can't afford rice, watermelon, or fruit. Koreans can't afford beef, pork, or vegetables—they can only eat army stew made from kitchen scraps.

Today, an explosion occurred in a basement in Shandong, China, killing four people and injuring one, while rendering the entire building structurally unsafe. The most gruesome victim had their brain matter splattered across the ceiling.

Here's a joke: Life is just an illusion created by the oxygen you breathe in. Once you stop breathing, the illusion vanishes. Seriously though: This joke actually aligns quite closely with Buddhist philosophy!

This is Chinese surgeon Tian Wei. His fifth wife is actually the daughter his first wife had with another man after their divorce, making his ex-wife his mother-in-law. Netizen comment: I still can't forget how you looked in your youth.

Please note: This is not a nightclub; it's a basketball cheerleading performance.

Leftist Students and Jenny

Here's a joke: Love is fleeting by nature. Every boyfriend or girlfriend ultimately ends up on the blacklist.

This is an AI-generated image for a Chinese restaurant advertisement.

This is a water main break incident. Please note: The scene is extremely hazardous, as the water being sprayed is boiling hot.

I saw a Thai police official on TV saying that Chinese tourists visiting Thailand should be wary of other Chinese nationals already in the country, not of Thais.

After EPIC gave away Hogwarts Legacy for free, people joked: Hogwarts has become a public school.

Recently, people discovered an electrical leakage phenomenon on a pedestrian bridge in Shenzhen, China. Interestingly, this has attracted a large number of skeptics who come to touch it with their hands, wanting to see if it's really leaking electricity.

Recently, a stalled construction project in Guangxi, China, has filled with water, attracting many curious citizens to dive in. However, it's important to note that this activity carries certain risks, as there are many exposed steel bars underwater.

Soft and squishy!

These prostitutes are demanding payment for their unpaid wages. They say they will jump if the money isn't paid.

The nightclub's glass is one-way, allowing patrons to see the girls but preventing the girls from seeing the patrons.

Here's a Warhammer joke: My pregnant wife asked me yesterday, “I've got two hearts and four kidneys now—does that make me a Space Marine?” I said, “You've also got four hands. You're definitely a gene-stealer.”

Here's a joke: My boss came up with this solution to stop the wire cutters from getting stolen all the time. Honestly, I'm not sure if it'll actually solve the problem.

I helped a homeless man, and he explained to me how his downfall began—but it sounded exactly like my current life.

This is a common money-making scheme used by Chinese urology hospitals: First, they tell you the circumcision is free. After the surgery, a bikini-clad nurse comes to provide aftercare, and then you get an erection, causing the stitches to tear. The second surgery isn't free—it costs 10,000 yuan.

Here's a joke: My girlfriend's been daydreaming lately about how awesome it'd be if she owned ten properties, collecting rent every day without having to work. I asked her, “But if everyone owned ten properties someday, who would you rent to?”

Here's a joke: The Chinese Twitter community recently came up with a new meme called “Wanda Plaza.” It all started because porn bots love sending messages like “I'll wait for you at Wanda Plaza.”

A pair of food-grade feet, just like jelly!