piada not being anywhere near me but all over my FYP on tiktok should be illegal.

teyana DESTROYS the runway every #vogueworld 🔥

the most clueless driver with all the “cowboy” games each year at #COTA is charles 🤣🤣

#theperfectneighbor 💔💔

candice swanepoel BEEN that girl.. yall late

why is the DMV universally the bad place? why hasn’t anyone done anything about this?? 😭😭

NICKI ENOUGH. we’re all tired…

IMO after seeing it, i genuinely don’t understand why there has been so many negative reviews for “Him” — yes, it was exaggerated, that was the point but it was very good; so many layers and deeper meanings which i always enjoy in a film.

alright, i’m out. leave the children out of it.

andddd cardi is whacking her again… 🍿🍿

cardi whacked her lord. rap beefs… we are so back 🍿

just randomly bought tickets to see the jonas brothers next week 🤷‍♀️ what the kids back in my day would classify as YOLO

stayed up past my bedtime to make sure i’m part of the viewing numbers. lets go, jimmy 👏🏾👏🏾

the monologue tomorrow night is about to be legendary.

never hated a job more.

all that hootin and hollering i was doing at the football game yesterday has officially caught up to me. voice just gone 😭

this ed gein trailer they just put out today has left me super uncomfortable. charlie hunnam is about to act his ass off but WHEW. another level of crazy.

so happy for noah 🥹 what a run the pitt has had ready for season 2!

needed those iPhone air colors on the 17 pro max’s — passing on my upgrade this year 🚮

15,000 texts to confirm one outing is crazy…

can create a million resources and someone will STILL message me with a question that could have just been found in said resources. wild.

about that time for my daily viewing of #KPDH only slightly obsessed don’t let me get me

finally in the -ber months 🙌🏾

as a leclerc fan, these races are starting to become bad for my health 😭

one thing lance is going to do is hit a wall 🫠 #dutchGP

buying a car = 🎢 drained from the process of it all day now just up at 2AM finally starting to get excited smh

ed kelce hasn’t stopped talking since yesterday 🤣🤣

the collective scream everyone in the office just let out. hits different being in/from KC. happy for them 🥹🤍

ANOTHER countdown. taylor, im tired.

sometimes it’s better to just not respond so let me just 🤐

day 6 of trying to order the dubai chocolate brownie and it being sold out 😒😒😒😒

love taylor, but how many variants of this album cover is she going to make??

CANNOT WAIT

give whoever came up with #dogue a raise. loved seeing all the nepo pups last year and happy to see it’s back again this year 🐶

no one had a better run in the 2000s than tpain 🤷🏽‍♀️

two concerts in the next 4 weeks two mood boards created 0 outfits/pieces purchased SOS 😭

doja is teasing her new (80s) era and i’m HERE for it

could eat fried pickles all day everyday but pickles on my burger? get rid of it. don’t let me get me 🤷🏽‍♀️

getting the itch… i’ve gotta get myself back to japan ASAP 😭

dez bryant?? ENOUGH

#weapons having showtimes at 2:17 is A1 marketing. too chicken to actually get seats for that showing, but 👏🏾👏🏾

… now to end the night with tiktok 🤝 finale night of cowboy carter

been at the theater alllll day — but: fantastic 4: 10/10 superman: 10/10 F1: 10/10 $1000 later… worth it

matter fact, let me start staying up a little later to watch the steven colbert show as much as possible until next may.

sza and nicki fighting on twitter right now was not on my ‘25 bingo card. nicki is just drawing names out of a hat and starting beef with them at this point because what?

somebody said just give the $100K to serena and kordell again, and after this episode…. hard agree 😒 #loveislandusa

nobody: nobody at all: me: 🗣️ DARLING HOLD MY HAND #jet2holiday

so why does nicki hate jay-z? genuinely confused

schiaparelli is going to do it each and every season 😭 LOVE daniel roseberry #FW25

they’re already popping fireworks jesus