I dont know what Rampart is! Please stop asking about it!

Sometimes I miss being a bartender

*grumbles to himself as he takes Jasper out for a walk*

This song goes out to a very special lady We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinkin' of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

What do you mean I will go bald by 40?

Alright who is up for some bowling?

Huh... I know this guy from somewhere

*starts playing* www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dnU...

@intendantoflust.bsky.social Hey I have a question

I cant believe I'm married now.... I feel so giddy

The amount of people drinking entire bottles of alcohol on this station is ... unsettling

Alright Mr. Whiskers uncle Greg had made you some nice pancakes

@nolobesforbusiness.bsky.social So what do you normally feed Mr. Whiskers? I want to give him the same food you do

*Starts playing the piano* www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa1A...

*finishes giving Jasper a bath* see there little guy it wasn't a problem now was it?

In the not to distant future, next Sunday AD

Ah a great day at the bar

Feeling s a bit lonely *Starts playing "Two out three ain't bad"*

*they gather at the night club part of the bar* ok @starbrightb0y.bsky.social Hey hey you ready? to get to practice ?

no *he starts playing*

Congratulations to my girl friend Steph they will have been approved for an android body

*Continues cleaning the glasses and starts singing under his breath* Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name

// Nailed down the 80s white woman feel

@whalescience.bsky.social Hey I heard there was another person from the 20th century here How are you Ma'am ?

@tboims.bsky.social Hey Brad good to see you man

Congrats Mr. Quark gave me a promotion On the down side I'm not getting a pay increase So I'm doing more work for the same pay.....

"is learning how to create an Andorian fire ball*

My girlfriend says she will be android soon I am excited about dating an android that sounds cool

Just found out Starfleet dont get paid, well that sucks

I was looking up my family on the database and I do have a great great great great great great ect, nephew He's from Modesto

Oh yeah I liked her x files i wonder how that show ended

Tonight me and Steph are gonna watch this show "Futurama" people have said I might relate to it

Still getting used to knowing which aliens are which, some look just like humans. Betazoids look like humans with darker eyes. This is very confusing especially because they can read your mind

Mr. Quark I really thing we should do something about the dabo spinners kind unfair that you take half their tips

People keep asking me about this thing called "The eugenics wars" that supposedly happened in the 90's. I don't think it happened because I don't remember that. I remember Grenada and the Gulf. I don't remember a war involving genetic supermen, but that would be awesome to see.