My relationship history...

2014

Alysa Liu. My girl!!!! Gold!!!

2011

Some guy messaged me "want to date?" and all I heard was... This is why I'm single.

@peacheschrist.com anecdote about Tura and the man having a heart attack was perfection.

This nelly priest splashing holy water looks like a queen trying to ssshh his cats off the drapes.

Ladies and Gentlemen...a true fucking icon.

Why I'm single: My idea of an icebreaker: If you were a cenobite, what would you look like?

Eerie beautiful dread. 2019

The nod to this in the 2025 film had me howling.

A total blast. I'm a huge fan of the original. This takes the skeleton of that film and gives it some depth and black humor without sacrificing the exploitation vibes. 2025

So underrated

R.I.P. He always seemed like a good guy. Fucking cancer.

Happy 50th

2022

I actually genuinely like this one. It leans back into more of the dark fantasy elements. There are also some beautifully disturbing images and scenes that feel very Barker-esque. 2018

This gets very dark and very depraved. 2013. France

The abomination 2011

Me trying to flirt.

2005

I saw this at Panic Fest and really enjoyed it. Gory, funny, and full of heart.

2005

Another ,"turn this script into a Hellraiser movie". I've always found it a little slow, but still enjoyable. 2002

The cenobite make-out scene in Inferno is actually a cool piece of Hellraiser body-horror kink. I had forgotten about it.

Underneath it all, this isn't a bad little dark thriller. The issue is the shoehorning of Hellraiser into a script that it was very obviously not originally a part of. 2000

I don't give a shit about the awards, but this is cool.

1977