Oscar attempting to bribe the GTG team is my favourite part 😅

Am I having a moment or have they missed a letter?!

I was telling my coworkers today that the Dutch are one of the best teams in the world. People just love to prove me wrong.

Don't mind me, just casually crying at Nico's podium 🥹

George really knew what he was doing last week, didn't he 😂

Duo is feeling the heat 😅

Such a shame 🥺

There is so much joy to be had in Nico Rosberg's utter disdain for Danica Patrick 😊

Oh for GOODNESS SAKE 😭 should be made to swap positions with the car you've impeded, what's the point of a grid penalty when Carlos is now out?!

My phone's OS has updated and tell me why it's the most hostile, unnatural thing now 🙄

@thebluenami.is.democrat don't worry about missing anything this weekend, Danica Patrick is here 🫠

Penske is such a fun word to say. It's not enough to make me support them but it's my new favourite echolalia.

This was accompanied on Instagram by a video that my boyfriend called 'unforgivably slutty.'

I hate F1 rest weekends. What do you mean there's nothing to watch today?!

Every few minutes over the last 18 hours I've remembered that Carlos is starting P18 and I just 🥲 the only way is up etc.

Good one, Stroll. Starting as you mean to go on, I suppose.

In which the way I move through life is projected onto a big screen for everyone to experience.

Oh my GOD, Lewis.

Cricket cricket cricket 🥰🏏

Thank goodness for that. Thank. Goodness.

Kaarija and Baby Lasagna is the best thing I've seen all night 😁

Can confirm I am being very gay, but specifically for the Polish entry 😍

Time to be the gayest I am all year #Eurovision

Stepkid is 17 today and it is so FRIGHTENING. Insert something poetic about time and childhood.

Came here specifically to post about the level of complete chaos this boy is bringing to practice 😬

Motorsport and a completely unhinged work group chat is an excellent way to spend a Friday.

The only picture from Cannes worth posting. I cannot wait until we get over the white shirt with black buttons trend.

Why is it that my worst pain days always coincide with the sudden urge to clean my whole house?

What are the "Sainz mafia allegations", and how do I get behind them in a supportive way?🤔

Watching max drop from 4th to last hits like CRACK

All I want to do is pluck Oscar Piastri's eyebrows. Just a little bit. Just to sort out the bridge.

I'm not always very good at adulting but I just sourced and booked my own parking in London. Please clap?

Okay I've heard the Dutch national anthem twice today. That's enough, do you hear me?

I'm so annoyed at how well the M&S hot cross bun advert is working on me. I'm one more viewing away from buying cheesy hot cross buns.

Jamie Chadwick > Danica Patrick ❤️

Don't mind me, just mourning a loss 😭

Q: "How do you think you'd perform in a Red Bull?" OP: "I don't know, I don't plan on finding out! The car looks pretty difficult. [...] I'm quite happy that I'm driving a McLaren and not a Red Bull at the moment." | #F1 #McLaren

I am gonna need a picture without the cap SHARPISH 😍

Turns out that this doesn't matter when nearly everyone of note finished exactly where they started 🫠

I'll be honest, I'm not completely convinced by the fire suppression abilities of the Suzuka circuit.

Everyone loves Suzuka so much and it's great but how am I supposed to work out which driver is which when I can't read the numbers on the car and everyone is wearing a different helmet?

I love him, but these jackets really do look like IKEA uniform 😬

My bf gave me his old phone, which is considerably better than my old one and I'm grateful, but Duolingo never did this to me after 10pm before 🥺

New song day from #LinkinPark and my crush on Colin is still alive and well 🥰

My atheist prayers for the next two weeks are going to be entirely directed in the direction of Yuki so I can celebrate another Fuck Helmet Marko Day on the 6th April 🙏

do you ever go “wow ok” and shut down entirely

i like my music so loud that i can't hear even my own thoughts

Hi to you, Pollen Pal?

I feel extremely guilty for being happy because Carlos scored his first point, but I'm still happy about it.

Ollie saying 'Ciao!' after every overtake is adorable and you will not change my mind.