It feels like the only two emotions I'm allowed to have no are extremely violently angry or so depressed I can't function. "Allowed" as in, I'm doing everything in my power to avoid those two extremes, but between social media and a lack of healthcare it's just plain not enough to fight back.

I've decided I'm going to do another one of those "get mad with maly" things, but this time aboot G-Fans. Diggity dear entitled whiny bitch babies who think the universe revolves aroond them complaining aboot a show they don't want to see: Just don't watch the show, you fucking morons.

The last thing I remember from when I was dreaming was some ad copy for a Doom game. It went something like: "If you don't get DOOM, you're DOOMED!"

Next Monday it's the Ultramen of Happy Holidays Past! • At LEAST 5 episodes of Ultraman: Towards the Future • The Adventures of Ultraman, the 1st of the The Ultraman (the series) epismoovies which is actually made up of episodes from the end of the show This is my longest, most elaborate FP ever.

but won't someone PLEASE think of the middle aged white guys? the star wars :(

No early stream, I needed the time to finish the Freak Preview, but I'm live now at the regular time! So come experience what high school kids thought was cool 20 years ago with Underworld and Resident Evil!

I've only been awake for two fucking hours, I woke up excited to work on my new FP for next week, and now I Ghidorah would eat us faster. I'm so sick of being so mad and miserable all the god damned time, but EVERYTHING I do just invites more horrors. The only winning move is not to play.

I thought maybe if I uploaded the freak preview as a youtube short that might be useful, but the experience was miserable, frustrating, complicated, dehumanizing, and demoralizing. Also it looks like shit, and it's for the stream that's timoarow so it's basically pointless. still did it though

actors are just professional larpers

I can't believe I forgot to post this. Yeah next week we're all gonna wear leather jackets and sunglasses and wire fu karate fight vampires and werewolves and zombies 😎 It's 2000's nostalgia week!

im going to eat my feelings now because i feel like a train exploded in my insides, and maybe, with time, ill recover from this. maybe some day in the distant future i will be ready to look at a website without being triggered. but if i ever see an adobe developer or a fake ai on the street? guess

please, if youre going to build a website offline and want an editor that has the bare minimum functionality, pirate dreamweaver cs6 - you can underline text with crtl+u - it wont disfigure your code when you load a page - view the code and visual editor at the same time - you can move the windows

this is what happens when you lack a support structure and have crippling mental health issues you try to start a fun little hobby as a side project to express yourself, you end up having a panic attack while threatening a robots non-life using language so horrific it made the robot break

I USED TO THINK NAZIS WERE THE WORST THEN I TRIED TO FIND SOFTWARE FOR DESIGNING A WEBSITE THIS IS WORSE AND I REGRET EVERY BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT THIS IS THE MOST HATE I HAVE EVER FELT

HEY DO YOU GUYS LIKE TRYING 100 FREEWARE PROGRAMS THAT HAVE ALMOST FULL FUNCTIONALITY EXCEPT ONE THING IS ALWAYS WRONG AND BROKEN IN INCREASINGLY MORE INSANE WAYS HEY DO YOU WANT THE SENSATION OF DYING EVERY SECOND OF YOUR WAKING LIFE TRY DREAMWEAVER PRO: IT DOESN'T LET YOU FUCKING UNDERLINE TEXT

HEY KIDS YOU EVER WANT TO BE SO UNCONTROLLABLY ANGRY AND ANXIOUS AND HAVE YOUR ENTIRE HEART ON FIRE WHILE YOU SUFFOCATE IN THE FUMES OF YOUR OWN BURNING CORPSE TRY MAKING A BAREBONES BASIC BITCH HTML SITE TRIY IT I FUCKING DARE YOU FUCKING TRY IT ASSHOLE, TRY IT

question: what do you think it takes to use a website writing program that's simple and intuitive to use, just like any old text editor? just guess if you said "paying 300 dollars a month for dreamweaver," you're wrong, because YOU CANT FUCKING UNDERLINE ANYTHING IN DREAMWEAVER

The first edition of It Came From Tubi™ went great. We watched half of Sex Madness, the Barbie movie, and an hour of some kid animating his manifesto in MMD.

Come help me pick tonight's movies in ~It Came From Tubi™~! But also, it's war! So many things going on!

People all the times be asking me, so many people ask me questions, y'know? And one a lot of them as is "why would you want to learn Japanese? I can't think of a single reason that would inform that choice for you." It's so I can understand Chibi Gojira's gangster rap.

Today when I open the show I'm gonna say "What's up Sushi Sloppers.... mmmMMMOOOOOVIEEEEZZZ~!" And then I'll just keeping that until everybody leaves. Don't let me forget!

Pleasantly surprised not only that I opened this page to see more than 1 notification, but also that none of them were people yelling at me! As a celebration, here's a thing from the Freak Preview™ for next week that I'll play at the end of the show. Can you guess what it's gonna be based on this?

I don't think I'll be back here today so I'm gonna say my Turkeyween stuff now: Everything else aside, I'm thankful that I'm able to experience the world directly through other people's eyes through here. Regardless of how upsetting it often is, it's still extremely valuable.

I have ALSO uploaded another thing I did in August, which is this format I came up with to avoid editing, which costs time and energy I don't have. This is all aboot explaining my "fake" Godzilla "religion." It's somewhat bummer adjacent so don't watch it today, save it until after Turkeyween day.

I can't believe I never uploaded this anywhere since I first made it back during Westween, but Gamera turning 60 was enough to get me to bother uploading it. But seriously though, why is there truck commercial music in a Gamera anime? I thought this was youtube stock music when I first heard it.

Y'all can celebrate whatever false heathen god's feast day you want, but you keep it in your own bedroom and THE FUCK OUT OF NOVEMBER. So this year I'm out of patience and declaring WAR on Christmas, because holidays shouldn't have paywalls. Bah humbug, asshole. (also we're watching Tubi movies)

Oops, today's show is so big I'm starting early! Happy belated 60th, Gamera! • MST3K Gamera vs. Guillon - the regular episode • Gamera Rebirth - the Guillon episode • MST3K Gamera vs. Viras - the fan episode • Happy 137th birthday, Dale Carnegie! • Learning Adventure! • SPORTZ ZONE™ • MST3K Munchie!

The second club I'm starting is Game Club™, which is a thing where we play games on Fridays sometimes. I think this week we'll try to do something like "Malyo Party 1.5," which is, obviously, a Spore/Civilization-esque TTRPG.

I'm starting a couple of clubs, btw. The first one is the Ossifal™ Professorin Floorstraw™ Fan Club, to keep up with celebrity sensation Professorin Floorstraw. Issue #1 of the newsletter will reveal invasive information on her personal relationships. Lemme know if you wanna join the club.

I can't believe I completely forgot to do the Gamera segment yesterday. I wanted to do it BEFORE the Gigabash DLC came out/Gamera's Birthday. Oh no! D: I'll just do it next Monday.

@nypost.com ONLY YOU CAN SEE THIS MESSAGE CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATIONS AT ONCE OR THE SHADOW MASTERS WILL SEND FORCED TRANSGENDERIZING DRONES TO YOUR HOUSE AND BEAM TRANS THOUGHTS INTO YOUR HEAD FROM OUR EVIL TRANS AGENDA CASTLE ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON

Send my Evil Babies™ after them... AT ONCE!

THIS I think is a 10 out of 10 on "bein' fuckin' cute"-ometer. Uhh... prolly Cry Wilderness and the fan Viras episode where Enshoma is the mad. Been a while and those fan episodes are really good and more people should see them but youtube keeps fucking with them :/

Today is: • MST3k Godzilla vs. Megalon • Butterfly Mashup • Unwritten Segment • Is it too early for XAI nostalgia? • Godzilla: Planet of the Monsters

I'm a far happier person being comfortable with saying more than one film is "the best movie ever made" than I was back when I insisted on maintaining "integrity" by keeping it exclusive. But I also assume saying that aboot a non-Godzilla movie is self-evidently facetious.

I fuckin' love SMART and INTELLIGENT film criticism for CLEVER GIRLS like me. 🦖

the last two generations of this are apology based i'm in the uncanny valley of the rule of every time

I kind of love how the primary defining trait of the mythical character of Zilla, getting misidentified as Godzilla, is the exact same thing they are known for constantly happening in real life aboot the story itself. It's a story aboot itself. Wait, aren't all stories aboot themselves, in a way?

This's simultaneously a cool thing to say because it feels validating towards the idea that people just have innate value just for being themselves, and also kind of disheartening because nobody knows who I am. I've gone to great lengths to hide my secret identity. Can you find my clues? B-batman?🧛‍♀️

this is just good ass dialogue, man, more people need to write like assholes who don't respect the audiences time and make every sentence artificially longer so that instead of having no personality the character's personality is annoying The joke is that I'm the character. Do you get it? Do you ge

Dude Ghidorah Samsara is seriously so fucking good though. I was just fuckin' bawling through the last 2 acts. Eternal Mothra literally transforms herself into Mecha-King Ghidorah. Haora Mosura plays over Ghidorah's observation being broken. Rodan is a demon, did you know that?

When the movies we 'trol~♪ When the movies we 'trol~♪ When the movies begin or end~♫ Oh yeah I took some screenshots. That lil tank guy is my friend and my favorite character.

it's my birthday~! 🥳 Ghidorah Samsara really is genuine magic. You don't have to just believe me, y'all small town sheriffs, just come see for yourself!

My birthday present to y'all is next week's freak preview early. Pretty sure that's how that works. It's like a soap opera now. You're going to want to tune in next week to see who lives and who dies. *flies away on a broom while cackling*

Ghidorah Samsara is done. Fought my computer literally all fucking day for this, from the second I woke up to just now. But it's worth it to see this again for my birthday. This is the one, I have proof now. It's real magic, screenshots can't replicate it fully, you have to see it to understand.

Playing a half Mario Party half improv game kinda thing with pals

1. Godzilla vs. Monster Zero, the "set audio" edit with Nick Adams speaking English in the otherwise untouched Japanese release. 2. Ghidorah Samsara, G3HM + GvsKG + ROM3 + Planet Eater. a.k.a. the thing that proves comboovies are real, put together as a fully realized work. 3. It's my birthday 🥳

Godzilla turns 71 today! So it's the two I missed on Deathiversary this year: GMK & Tokyo SOS They're both really good ones, like top 10, and Tokyo SOS is top 5, better than Shin Godzilla. Shin's too... optimistic. I just like my Godzilla sad. :( <-- this is a sad face :( <--- so is this one

Petscop: Is there such a thing? A curse that changes your past? Cis people: UNIVERSES.

Oh yeah, Noroi was cool too, I s'pose. I couldn't actually tell you what it was aboot. I just remember a bunch of unrelated scary things happening in sequence. And I think it was responsible for like half the cursed tapes on the cursed tape counter. Oh yeah, Cursed Tapes Counter is at 28.